A/N: I had this idea randomly, and decided to type it up. Review please, all smileys accepted! :D

It was a quiet, calm night at the Fenton household.

Jazz was curled up on the couch, doing some light reading- The Biggest Psychology Book Known to Man. Jack and Maddie were, for once, not doing anything ghost-related. They were watching a nice, relaxing movie. What movie? Ghostbusters- oh, wait. I stand corrected.

Danny was peacefully sleeping in his room, which was the first time in a long time. He turned over on his side, snoring slightly. In other words, he was the picture of adorableness.

Back downstairs, Jazz turned to the next page- 5,179. And suddenly, she heard a voice. Danny!

She and her parents rushed upstairs. Jazz expected him to be having a psychologically related nightmare. His parents expected it to be related to ghosts.

Upstairs, they found Danny twisting and turning in his bed. He moaned faintly. Then, he spoke.

"I despise you, toast." His eyes stayed closed however.

"Since when does Danny talk in his sleep?" Jazz asked.

"Since when does Danny hate toast?" Jack pouted.

Danny rolled over on his back. "No, Vlad, don't eat that frootloop, it's called cannibalism," he mumbled.

Jazz giggled, though her parents didn't get it.

"What rhymes with apples? Not orange, but banapples!"

Danny sleep-talking was hilarious.

"That lamp tastes like redvines… and size 10 boots." Danny kicked his blankets lightly. "Mustaches screw on the other way," he added.

Jazz was practically on the floor laughing.

Danny turned over, his face near Jazz. "Skittles are the path to enlightenment, but lollipops make the world go round."

Jazz had to cover her mouth to stop herself from cracking up.

Just then, Danny kicked off his blankets, his face troubled. "I'll never join you!" he yelled. "NEVER!" He calmed down, then. "Not even if... Chuck Norris got a pet platypus."

Jazz couldn't take it anymore. She burst out in hysterical giggles.

"… Pineapples?" Danny woke up. He stretched, yawning. Then he saw his parents hovering over him and his sister on the ground, cackling like a maniac.

"Uh... What'd I miss?" he asked awkwardly.

Thanks for reading!