Hey guys! I managed to write this one maybe two weeks ago in only ONE study hall...pretty good for me!

I posted this a while ago on my DA...and sorta forgot about Fanfiction...opps...^^; (This was edited by good ol' Meep)

Well, I should have another two oneshots posted soon for you to read...ones a hiliarious song-fic...staring Roy and his crew in a fabulous musical number!

hehe XD

Well, until then! ~Feli

"Ah, Roy no!" Jean stopped in the doorway of the outer office as he heard a shout come from within the inner office. He had forgotten his gift for his date and had rushed back to Headquarters, somewhat surprised to see Roy's car still in the parking lot.

There was a lot of scuffling and loud gasps coming from whoever was with Roy, which wasn't surprising with Roy's reputation. However, at the next muffled shout of, "Stop it…That hurts." Jean realized whatever Roy was doing wasn't consensual.

"Ah, y-you B-bastard!" Hearing that followed by a dark chuckle from Roy, snapped Jean out of his shock and caused him to realize just who was in there with the colonel.
Roy left work as soon as he could most days and the young Major Elric had to catch a late train to Central. This meant Roy had stayed late intentionally so he would be there when Edward stopped by.

With no one around, Roy could get away with anything; even rape.

After coming to this realization, Jean stormed to the inner office door and swung it open…

…To be greeted by the sight of Roy pinning Ed to the ground, his fingers trailing roughly up and down Ed's sides…Fully clothed.

Roy stopped after Jean walked in, an inquisitive look in his eyes. Edward, who was still writhing on the floor giggling silently and gasping desperately for air, breathed,

"W-what the hell you ass?" The blonde stared at Roy questioningly for a moment before looking at Jean upside down; his cheeks still a bright red from lack of air. "H-Havoc? What are y-you doing here?" Jean's jaw was dropped in both confusion and disbelief. He tried to get his voice to work, however he was unable to find it.
"Yes, Havoc," Roy's even, low voice practically echoed in the room with Ed's ragged breaths. He slowly sat up so he was straddling the young blonde. "What are you doing here?"
"Y-you're not…ra…or moles….wha?" Was all Jean was able to stammer out.

Both the colonel and the major blinked in shock.

"No, Havoc, it's a little thing called 'tickling'. I have never raped, molested nor made unwanted advances on Fullmetal." Jean nodded as he backed out of the doorway.

"R-right, sorry for the misunderstanding, sirs, I'll be leaving now." With that, Jean turned and sprinted for the parking lot, completely forgetting about his date and her gift.

"Liar." Roy looked back down to Ed.

"What do you mean?"

"You have molested me before." Bright golden eyes glared up into midnight blue. Roy trailed a hand under Ed's waistband, smirking as the blonde squirmed.

"You always wanted me to, each time…" Roy lowered his head to nip Ed's ear and Ed let out a pleased moan. "…And the only complaint you've ever had was that you couldn't walk the next day."

Edward's blush darkened to rival the color of his discarded coat. He wrapped his arms around Roy's neck and ground himself against Roy's hand.

"I guess it's a good thing Havoc came in when he did…"