This was completely spur of the moment and entirely Eva's fault hahaha

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Yuuri groaned and rolled over in bed, flinching away from Wolfram's foot when it came into near contact with his side. A year of marriage and his husband still tried to kick him out of bed at every opportunity.

Another movement, this time a fist flying, and Yuuri groaned again. He rolled over on the bed and threw a leg over both of Wolfram's and then an arm over his waist, pinning his arms down at his side. After Yuuri was satisfied with their position, he relaxed and closed his eyes, attempting to fall asleep once more.

Of course, things were never this simple with Wolfram. He squirmed and whined, kicking his legs out within their binds. Wolfram started thrashing and attempting to roll, but Yuuri was having none of it. He refused to lose again. Yuuri tightened his hold and braced himself against the flurry of movement, and eventually, Wolfram gave up. Yuuri mentally cheered.

Wolfram sighed and slowly opened his eyes, blinking against the sunlight streaming into the room. "Mmm…Yuuri? What are you doing?" He mumbled, his voice thick with sleep.

"You tried to kill me in your sleep!" Yuuri whined.

"Oh man up," Wolfram scolded. "It couldn't have been that bad, wimp."

Yuuri grumbled under his breath rolled over so that his back would face Wolfram. After a few moments, Yuuri heard his blond husband sigh in defeat before draping an arm over Yuuri's waist and leaning over and placing tiny kisses all over Yuuri's neck.

"Yuuri…" he mumbled quietly against the double black's neck. "You know I can't help it…"

Yuuri sighed and rolled over to face his husband once more. "I know…Let's just get back to sleep, okay?"

Wolfram nodded and placed a kiss on Yuuri's cheek before allowing sleep to claim him once more. Almost instantly, Yuuri could hear piggy snores erupting from the blond. He tried to relax and go to sleep once more, but of course, as soon as Yuuri was about to drift off, a great kick made impact with his rib.

"G-Goal." Yuuri wheezed against the pain. "Does this count as domestic abuse?"

Yuuri took the sniffling snore that Wolfram gave him as a yes.