The eight of them reached deep inside the large forest. They camped, nobody noticed that Frodo went on ahead. "None of you should wonder alone" said Boramir as he was gathering firewood. "You least of all, so much depends on you" he containued. Boramir asked for the ring, but Frodo denied. Boramir dropped the wood in anger. "I ONLY ASK FOR THE STRANGE TO F*** MY PEOPLE!" Boramir cried angrily. "You want to rap your people?" Frodo asked in a confused voice. "WHAT!" Boramir cried. "You said you needed strange to f*** your people" Frodo said. "HOLLY SHIT! I DID!" Boramir cried. Frodo nodded. "Well, I meant defend" Boramir told him. "Are you sure you're straight, and not homosexual, because from what I hear, there aren't very many woman in Gondar" Frodo said. "I SAID DEFEND!" Boramir screamed. "What about you and Sam, A" Boramir said. "That's just a fan fiction myth, Frodo is in love with a woman" Frodo said. "JUST GIVE ME THE RING!" Boramir cried trying to grab it. "NOO!" Frodo cried. "You are not yourself" he containued. Boramir leaped onto him, trying to grab it. "DUDE! STOP RAPPING ME!" Frodo cried. "But you enjoy it, don't cha" Boramir said slyly. Frodo's eyes widened and he soon started screaming in fear. He managed to put on the ring, and run away.

He later ran into Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli. They saw Lurtz's army coming, and Aragorn heroicly said he'll fight them off. But as they came closer, he panicked and ran off, so did Gimli, Legolas saw them both held in a ball at a corner, shucking their thumbs. Leaving Legolas needing to fight them off by himself.

Frodo banged into two orcs, One was in Uruk Hai armor, the other strangely only had one eye. Frodo thought fast. "I'll give it to you, your tougher" Frodo said to the Uruk Hai. "HEY! I'M THOUGH!" Cried the one eyed guy. "Though people don't one eye" Mocked the Uruk Hai. The one eyes guy started beating him, and bite him for some reason, "CHARLEY, BITE ME!" The Uruk Hai cried. (Obviously referring to the classic YouTube video). Frodo managed to sneak off. Lurtz came and saw them fighting. "He started it" Said the Uruk Hai. "And people wonder, WHY, I question putting you as my second in command" Lurtz told the Lurtz told the Uruk Hai.

Frodo ran into Merry and Pippin. They told him the way out. "Don't worry, it's safe" Pippin said. "It is?" Merry asked. Pippin elbowed him. "I mean, OF CORSE IT IS" Merry said rubbing his arm. Frodo started going. "WAIT!" Merry cried. "Can I come with you?" Merry asked.

INSIDE FRODO'S HEAD!

Him and Merry and mount doom. "DESTORY IT!" Merry cried. "The ring is mine" Frodo said evilly. "So?" Merry asked. "So, if you want to destroy it, your have to push me off also" Frodo said. Merry did just that. And Frodo fell into the Fire, and died.

PRESENT TIME!

"NO WAY!" Frodo cried. And with that he ran off. "Know what?" Merry asked. "Don't worry, I have a plan" Pippin said.

Legolas was shooting so many arrows his hand was moving like a windmill. All the orcs at that end were dead. Aragorn began bragging about how HE killed them all by himself, Legolas growled at him.

"GREAT PLAN PIPPIN! THEY CAPTURED US!" Merry cried angrily. As the two of them were tied towards ropes. Lurtz turned towards the Uruk Hai, Guard them as I go to take a dump" Lurtz said. Then he ran into an conveniently placed outhouse, and closed the door. Everyone began hearing terrible screams coming from Lurtz. "OU GOD! THE PAIN!" He screamed, continues screaming, "What the… DAMMIT! IT'S NOT EVEN COMING OUT!" Lurtz cried angrily. "Ok, that was awkward" said the Uruk Hai. "LETS KNOCK THE CANDY OUT OF THEM!" Cried the one eyed guy, holding up a wooden baseball bat. "PLEASE, LET ME GO! I NEED MY MAMA TO KISS ME BOOBOO!" Merry cried. "Ya, and I got to get home so I can lick my cat" Pippin said. "You like your cat?" Merry asked in a creeped out voice. "Maybe, sometimes" Pippin admitted. "I don't care if Santee Clause, is dying on your back yard, and you need to hear his last words, I'M NOT LETTING YOU GO!" The Uruk Hai cried angrily. Boramir appeared. The one eyed guy attacked with the rest of the group. Boramir cut the head of the one eyed guy, and started killing them all. Merry and Pippin managed to escape. Lurtz appeared. "STOP!" Boramir cried to him. Lurtz motioned for everyone to stop attacking. "If you want them your have to get through ME first" Boramir said bravely. Lurtz shot him with a pistol.

Back to Merry and Pippin. They heard the gun shot. "We should help him" Pippin said. "Why?" Merry asked. "COME BACK!" Boramir cried from the distance, before another gunshot was heard. "He dosen't need our help" Merry insisted. "YES I DO!" Boramir cried, another gunshot is heard. "He's testing us" Merry insisted. "THIS IS NOT A TEST!" Boramir cried, anouther gunshot. Merry felt cowardly and ran off, Pippin followed him.

Boramir has fallen down dead. Suddenly Aragorn appeared. "I suppose your mad at me for what I did aren't you, well your never kill me EVER, I am a expert fighter, my name is Lurtz, that's L.U.R.T.Z (Aragorn looks at his watch) a lot of people say I talk too much, but truthfully I" Before he continued, Aragorn cut his head off. "HEY! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU! DON'T JUST CUT MY HEAD OFF LIKE THAT, YOU BASTERD! I MEAN!" Before he finished Aragorn kicked his head like volleyball.