Me: Hey sis, people reviewed your poem about Hetalia Movie. (see my profile)
Sis: Cool, can I do a summary?
Me: Sure!
And that is how this happened, well sorta.
Hetalia-Paint it, White! Abridged. By a 11 year old who has never seen it before.
Everyone: This is a disaster! Earth has been invaded by aliens!
(All countries hurry outside and see stuff being turned into white blobs"
Britain: BIG BEN! NOOOO.
China: YES! That long frigging wall of china is a blob!
America: I knew the Statue of liberty was an alien!
Germany: C'mon let's go and see the aliens and stop the bad stuff they are doing!
Italy: are you sure?
(People scratch there chin, or head, or faces, or ass)
Italy: Yep, I'm sure you're probably sure. Let's move!
Japan; EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! (break dances)
Aliens: Oooh. Grrroooovvvvvvvvvvy.
Japan: I gotta' feeling! That something bad is goanna happen to our country. That tonights going to be a good night! That tonight's going to be a good, good night!
Aliens: Black eyed peas' funky! (Fist pumps) Give us the album and we'll leave.
Britain: WAIT! HAVE SOME HOME MADE SCONES! (Shoves it in the aliens blobby mouth)
Aliens: EWWWW ARE YOU A CRAZED MANIAC? What is this poison? We must continue to destroy earth!
Italy: Many countries are blobs now.
Grandpa Rome: (attached to a rope and being lowered) la la la la! Take the pen Italy! TAKE THE PEN… La la la la. (Gets hoisted up)
Italy: Oooh, a magic marker! There's nothing to draw on though… I know! (Draws smiley faces on aliens)
Aliens: We feeeeel… happy. WOAH LIKE BREAKING NEWS.
Britain: I know, I just like totally saved the day, innit.
Italy: No it was all me!
Aliens: We just stole the Black eyed peas and so instead we go home. Bye. ZIPPADY ZAP ZAP!
(Countries return as humans.)
Canada: aww, why did you do that? I liked being an alien…
America: Sealand dude, where the hell have you been?
Sealand: Um… at a spa… sorry…
Japan: EVERYBODY DANCE NOW! (Boom chika boom chika boom chika!)
(Everyone dances and Germany and Canada slow dance together.)
THE END HA HA HA HA.
For some reason my sister is obsessed with GermanyxCanada. Even though I told her Canada wasn't there.
And Britain being a Chav.
I didn't ask her to do this she just randomly does this sort of thing!