Tsuna: Why am I always ignorant in your fanfiction?

Dark: Because I wanted to try a new idea.

Gokudera: You can't do that to Juudaime!

Dark: It's fine, Haya-chan~ That's why it's called a fanfiction.

Gokudera: DarkestEnd doesn't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn

Dark: Awww~ Gochan did the disclaimer all by himself. Good job, Dog-san.

Gokudera: Damn you all! *Leaves...again*

Tsuna: A-ano. Please R&R.

(Reuploaded: I realized, after looking through this story, that there were too many mistakes and that I should probably have a break-my-head-against-the-wall or "OTL" right now.)

A/N: Okay. I know my first chapter was pretty bad, but I'll try better on this one? I have this new idea...and twist to my story. Pairs? MAYBE. Haha. I love 1827, so I'll try and make it a little obvious for them. Cuz' you know; Kyo-chan just doesn't want to admit his feeling to Tsu-chan~ Plus, I'm doing him a favor.

Hieeeeeeeee?-Tsuna's Thoughts.

"Hey! You! The fucking short-kid over there!"

Who is it this time?

Tsuna walked along the corridors of the school, earning a few oblivious stares from people who were crowding against the other parts of the section. It was lunchtime and he was starving. After all, he was still a growing boy. He turned around to find the silver-haired kid running towards him.

What was his name again? Goh...Tera? Go...Te...Ara? Go...Kin...Cera? Wait, that wasn't it.

"Mah, mah; Gokudera. You shouldn't run in the hallway."

Oh, it was Gokudera.

"Doesn't matter, Yakyu Baka! I need to know if he was telling the truth about the Vongola Inc. part!"

"I don't think he was lying."

Wait. Yakyu? Base...ball?

The two boys were closing the distance between them and the confused hazel-eyed boy.

"Hah...Okay! Com'ere, fuckin' chibi."

"E-eto?"

Fucking Chibi? Run out of insults, perhaps?

The so-called "Gokudera" dragged the poor boy up to the roof with the tall raven-haired boy following shortly behind.

"So...ummm...T-tsuna...you're mom actually works in Vongola Inc."

Tsuna just stared at him.

Is that dynamite hiding from his pocket. Super Intution~ Baseball and Dynamite. I see. Thanks a whole lot, Reborn.

"No. She doesn't."

"...Oh, grea- WAIT! YOU FUCKING LIED?"

He pulled out the most orange dynamites the Vongola Decimo had ever seen.

Haha. That was a pretty fast wipe-out of dynamites. Hmmm...The Explosive Dynamite Gokudera? Nah, doesn't sound right.

Tsuna was quietly thinking, when he instinctively caught the dynamites and threw them into the blue sky; which was quickly filled with black ash.

"E-eh? What the hell did you do?"

"Are you blind? I threw them away. Anyway, why were you interested in the Vongola Inc."

A faint blush came to the pale skin of the dynamite holder. Said person quickly rummaged through his pockets to find a smoke.

"Haha. That's because Gokudera owes the boss a favor."

Eh? Who's that. Oh, the baseball guy. Uhhh, Yamamoto? Forgot he was here.

"Yamamoto" was leaning against the rooftop building leisurely while smiling a "1000-Watt smile".

"Oh? A favor?"

Tsuna smiled secretly in his mind.

"T-that's because, Juudaime is a-awesome."

Juudaime? Me?

"What did this 'Juudaime' do?"

"Nothing you need to be worried about, shrimp!"

"And what if I told you I was your 'Juudaime'."

"I need t- Wait. God Dammit, stop lying."

Boss? Heh. I could get used to this.

The brunette looked over to the tranquil boy over at the other side. He was confused.

"As I said, I am the Decimo of Vongola. Sawada Tsunayoshi."

"E-eh? Wait. The name of the boss was confidential! His signature was only a plain '27'."

"Tsu. Na. 2. 7."

The shorter of the two smiled innocently at the eccentric face Gokudera was wearing.

"THE HELL? Wait. You're Juudaime."

Didn't I just imply that a few seconds ago?

Gokudera took a deep breath and exhaled before dropping to his knees.

"Forgive me, Juudaime! I won't do it again. I'm sorry for being such a disgrace! I failed as your right-hand man!"

Now, the "Boss" was startled; and yelped silently when he saw blood-stains on the cold cement.

"Choto Mate! G-gokudera! Stop it!"

"Don't worry, Juudaime! I'll protect you with my life!"

"You can't protect me if you die from loss of blood!"

"Mah, mah~ Gokudera, we need to bring you to the infirmary, now."

"D-don't touch me Yakyu-Baka!"

Tsuna, who was oblivious to the scene right now, felt a vibrating object in his pants pocket.

Vibrating? What the hell did Reborn do?

He pulled two glowing rings out.

So contradicting. The red one seems to be mad...while the blue one looks like it's trying to calm the other down. Like...Gokudera and Yamamoto. Oh, that's what Reborn meant. I should stop being dense.

"Yamamoto. Gokudera. Come here for a moment."

"Hai, Juudaime!"

"Sure, Tsuna. It's alright to call you that, right?"

"First, I need to clarify things. Yamamoto, do you have any idea what we're talking about?"

"Haha. Not really!"

Damn.

"Stop being a bother to Juudaime!"

"It's fine. Gokudera, what do you know about Vongola?"

"...Well I was born under...wait...let me rephrase this. I was born in Italy and...I ran away from home. Did you know I earned the name 'Smokin' Bomb Hayato'?"

Tsuna stared at him intently. The glint from the eyes of the silver-hair boy seemed to be saying:

"Praise me! Praise me!"

"Haaaahhh...That's good Gokudera. So you obviously know about the Vongola. Well, to make things short. You're going to be my guardians; while I stay the boss. Got it?"

"Haha! This is like role-playing, right? I like this idea!"

"I won't let you down, Juudaime!"

"...Good. Take these."

O.o.O.o.O.o.O.o

-Back at Tsuna's House-

At least I found two of them today. What's next? The...Cloud, Mist, Sun, and Lightning, huh? Dammit. When is Reborn coming?

A/N: Okay. I know this was short; but never fear; the long chapters are near!...okay...maybe later. How did you like this chapter? I thought it was pretty good. Tsu-chan got two guardians...and it's the perfect duo hate/love pair! I think. Well, I really considering putting a 1827 and slight 8059 pair in here. (Just because I love them.) I know I haven't put Kyo-chan in this chapter. But hey, I wrote this while going to Target. (I wasn't driving...too young ^^;) Anyway, I hope you'll leave a review because I just LOVE reviews, because they are REVIEWS. Maybe that's emphasizing it too much. Of course, a write just loves REVIEWS!. Haha. I think I made my point. So anyway, I'm trying to decide if I'm going to add Reborn later on. (I think I'm a but surprised you're still reading this. Thanks!) Hmmm...I love Reborn and how he's so sadistic. So watch out for him in a bit.

Also, I tried to contradict Tsuna in every way I possibly could! If you don't like his switch in personality, just tell me by PM or leave a review. (A cheap way to get people to review, I know.)

Spoiler (Not Really): Maybe I'll add a chapter/omake/extra chapter where this contradicting-Tsuna is drugged up because of who-knows-what, and starts acting like the good ol' Dame-Tsuna. I don't really like the wimpy Tsuna too much, but I guess that's what makes him lovable. So, watch out for that as well because I really want to write one like that...and then one with Kyo-chan getting drunk~

By the way: I used "Fucking Chibi" from Eyeshield 21 ^^ because Sena reminds me of Tsuna...with their hair that defies gravity and all that. ^(WHICH I DON'T OWN EITHER.)

SPOILER: Okay. Maybe it's not such a spoiler, but I just wanted to say that (thanks for reading, obviously) I'm probably adding ENMA to this story. Jus cuz' Enma is awesome in his own way.

Please REVIEW. (And I'm still trying to make my point.)

And if you are still reading:

I want to try to make a one-shot. But for who? Anyway, I'm trying to make a...

-Fluff

-of Shounen-Ai (or Yaoi)

-with all it's Yaoi(y)-goodness

-and a pair I CAN'T THINK TO WRITE ABOUT.

And with that, please help me choose a wonderful pair which I can (horribly) write about in a fluffy yaoi. Since I suck at smut (I know, I've tried.) , there won't be any. Sorry.

-Dark