A/N: Hahahaha...good one... *cough* nevermind. Anyway, enjoy! ^v^
Part two of the Partner! Series I'm doing :D
Warning: Language, OOc and er- I think that's it actually...
Disclaimer: I do not own the characters or Naruto, only my own stories I write about them.
Kisame had figured something out about his younger partner during his time with him. And that was the fact that the Uchiha had a major childlike attachment to him. During missions, shopping for food, even in the base in front of all the other members!
Either the raven would plop himself into his lap or latch onto his leg like a baby would to its mama.
Like right now.
They had just finished a mission in Konohagakure (robbing a bank or something) and suddenly Itachi was 'too tired' to take another step on his own.
"Kisame I want a piggyback ride," Itachi said in a monotone, holding out his arms.
Kisame stared. "But-"
"Now."
"Hai!"
Kisame shifted a few minutes later, an emotionless raven sitting heavily on his back. "This…is ridiculous," he said, hanging his head.
Suddenly a voice rang out to his left. "Hey teme, isn't that your brother?"
Kisame glanced to his side, taking note of a pinkette, blonde, and raven teen staring at them as they walked out of Ichiraku Ramen. Hmm…now that he looked closely. Itachi and the raven did have some similarities….
Sasuke suddenly spazzed, charging up a Chidori and running straight for the pair standing in the middle of the street. "ITTAAACCHHIIIIIIII!"
Itachi cocked his head. "What- no speech this time?"
"DIE YOU BASTAARDDDD!"
Kisame couldn't help it. His mother instincts kicked in.
"STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY BITCH!" Kisame shouted, kicking Sasuke into a nearby wall.
Itachi stared with wide eyes before clapping his hands. "Ooh. Very nice."
"Sasuke-kun!"
"Ahaha! You got pwned teme!"
"GRR! I'LL GET YOU BOTH BACK! SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN!" Sasuke screamed at Kisame and Itachi as they quickly exited the village.
Kisame then requested that they never be sent to Konoha for a mission for several years.
A/N: :D I tried.
^v^