Considering the Obvious

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"So today we will be practicing by using strawberries," a cheerful Rangiku said to her three person class.

Rukia was the first to roll her eyes. Tatsuki simply scowled as the bowl was set on the table in front of them. Orihime pouted and began to speak.

"But Rangiku-san I-"

"Hush now, Orihime-chan," Rangiku chided. "While I teach you girls some tips, you shall address me as 'Sensei' and also raise your hand before speaking." The older woman stated calmly. She stood up and pointed to the bowl of strawberries. "Now, I want you all to get on and bite into and tell me what you think, got it?"

Orihime raised her hand.

Rangiku sighed.

"Not now Orihime-chan, please follow through with this lesson, ok?"

Rangiku handed each girl a big strawberry, Tatsuki and Rukia went ahead and bit into theirs without a problem. Orihime was the only one left staring at hers with a confusing frown.

"Uh, Rangi- Ur… Sensei," Orihime said and glanced at Rangiku, playing with the strawberry between her fingers.

"Why aren't you eating you strawberry yet?"

"Well…"

"Will it be easier if I tell you to think it is Ichigo and you should just gobble it right up?"

Orihime pouted.

"Wouldn't that be considered cannibalism, Rangiku-sensei? I mean, they are the same thing after all, right?"

"If you consider his blood a bit sour, then by all means yes."

Notes: I wanted to do something shorter then the usual thing. I just so happen to bump into this idea when I was going through some old files of mine in my old desk top computer. I was thinking about deleting it since it was too short for my taste, but then somehow I got the idea I could put it in here…?

Seems to me like Rangiku would put together a sex class, haha. I guess I left room for an open ending seeing as how it is three in the morning where I'm at. I've been having trouble sleeping lately.

Too lazy to write a disclaimer or a warning, mostly because there is nothing really r rated right here. I might try to keep all the upcoming ones more smutty then funny. What do you guys think?