Writer's note: This is the product of writing at 3 in the morning with a pile of sour gummy worms and cookies on hand.

Neither of us own D. Gray-man.

Story 1: Kanda the stalker

It was a day like any other as Kanda sat in the cafeteria eating soba noodles. As he slurped on his noodles, he watched Moyashi cross to sit by the troll... A.K.A. Lenalee. Unfortunately, he was just out of his line of site. Curious as to what Moyashi was eating, Kanda walked across the room, leaping behind a conviently indoor-growing bush with the agility of a gazelle and gracefullness of a whale. Peeking past the leaves, he tried to perseve the foods spread across the table. There were plates of jello sushi, chocolate covered shrimp, chili with Junior Mints, and a side of pickles and milk. Delicious. Kanda was impressed by the quality and quantity of food. However, Lenalee only had a cup of yogurt sprinkled with squirrel babies.

After watching the boy eat his food, Kanda still wasn't satisfied. So, he skillfully followed Allen to his room. Seeing as there was no lighting, Kanda disguised himself as a lamp. Allen, not realizing there was a man-lamp in his bedroom, went to sleep. Kanda watched him all night, finally sneaking out at daybreak, bored of his little adventure. As he walked down the hall, he spotted Komui instructing one of his many failed robots to make some bacon while protecting Lenalee. Kanda, intrigued, twirled behind a pillar, listening...

Later that day, Allen commented to Lenalee about a mysterious lamp that had appeared in his room last night.