Disclaimer: Credit goes to S. Meyer for creating these characters.

No Imprints (Y)

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Paul had given Leah a box of live squirming leeches for her birthday. The box was wide open, the lid on the other side of the room due to Leah's eager persona. She rarely got presents and she knew that this must then be a joke.

Currently, she was left exasperated not enthralled unlike any ordinary girl would be. She was just so fickle. Her eyes rolled unanimously once reading the short note in her hand. It stated:

Leah ,

Maybe they can teach you a thing or two and become your new best friends. Well your only friends.

P.

She growled deep, weeding out the irony. She hated leeches. Especially those situated in Forks. The stuck - up rich amateurs waltzing around like they ruled the world. Because of them, she was the bitch she was now. Literally. Why did they have to move here? This place was shit, damn karma. She hated them since, and loathed them even more now hence the transformation of that Swan slag. Stupid spoilt brat, Leah detested her dearly, it was her fault Jake nearly died yet she still had him around her finger. Jake being Jacob, of course he was too in love with the demon spawn. Leah's body involuntary cringed, it was normal whenever she thought about them.

Knocking off her thoughts she went back to the note in order to, crack the code?

What do leeches do?

"Suck."

She spoke out loud and instantly gaped thinking about what a vile creature Paul really was. He had a dirty mouth that needed cleaning, with soap thoroughly and a mind that was inhumane. Why was he always thinking about it? Guess that's what you get for being the only pack bitch and she was going through heat, plus, it was mating season. She was doomed basically. She'd received many packages and hints since the beginning of the season things ranging from innuendos about being a bitch or gifts that were supposed to turn her on? In unison she would throw them back in the pack mates' faces and cackle. But this, this was creative, she had to give him some points, he had actually thought about this.

That night Leah proved she could do what leeches could do and it made Paul a very happy man.

All credit went to the boxed leeches. They were good teachers and her new best friends.

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