I'm here, are you?

"Ichirouta... Ichirouta! Baka! Wake up!" great, he's still asleep, dreaming about his own voice waking himself up... wait. "Ichirouta! If you don't wake the hell up now, I'm gonna call Kabeyama over to sit on you, is that clear?"

"Wha-wha?" he woke up, his blurry eyes slowly became clear. His little sister, Masako, stood before him, her arms crossed.

"Endou's here." A smirk slowly appeared on his sisters face. "He seems eager."

"Shut up." Ichirouta muttered, getting up from his bed and got down stairs, "Hey, Endou."

"Hey, Kaze- whoa..." the brunette's mouth dropped, his eyes fixed straight at Ichirouta, he looked close to drooling.

"Oops, forgot about that." Masako snickered evilly.

Ichirouta looked down and saw that he was still wearing his pajamas, and his hair was still loose, making him look extremely attractive in a feminine way. "Damn... Masako!"

Masako pretended to look frightened and squealed, hiding behind Mamoru, pushing him in front of her like a human wall. "Help!" Ichirouta skidded to a halt as Mamoru was thrust towards him, their faces just inches apart. He saw stars before he felt himself hit the ground. The last thing he heard was probably the sound of Masako's voice, "Whoa, that was... surprising."

-

"I'll deal with you later." Ichirouta growled as they headed towards the practice field beside the river bank.

Masako shrugged and put out the towels for the soccer players, "You'll have to catch me. Besides, I'll just use Endou again."

"Give me a break! You can easily out run anyone at school!"

"You're right. It will be a pain if I had to watch Endou cooing over you again when you faint."

"Cooing?"

Masako smirked and winked at him playfully. "You should make the first move you know. Endou is extremely slow. And I meant extremely. Look." She nooded towards the goal keeper. He was trying to block Shuuya and Yuuto's shoots at the same time in close distance. "He doesn't feel any pain at all, because he's slow."

"That doesn't have anything to do with-"

"Protective now are we?" She rolled her eyes, "seriously, you'll never get anywhere like this..."

"So what? I'm a guy and he's a guy, it isn't right! God... there must be something wrong with me..."

"Yeah, there probably is." Masako looked up to see Ichirouta's 'I'm ready to kill you' look. "Well, it's a good thing I'm a yaoi lover."

"A whatsat?"

"Never mind. Just take my advice, either go for it, or cut that ponytail."

"No way, not the hair!"

"Huh, how gayish. That's not wrong either I guess." Masako muttered. "Come on, you had a crush on him since... I don't know... the series of Inazuma eleven started?"

"What series?"

"Oh yeah, we're not supposed to know that we're actually from a popular anime that involves ridiculously incredible powerful soccer moves... and not to mention a team full of gays."

"Say the g word one more time and I'll..."

"Which word? You mean... gay?"

"Urgh! I'm gonna kill you! Kazemaru Masako!"

"Okay, the family brawl the is on!... Guess I better run now, huh?" Masako gave the rest of the water bottles and towels to Aki and ran for her life.