I'M BORED AND HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TO DO SO... WAALAAAAA~

Me: Hey Kirimi what's up

Kirimi: I dunno.

Me: You wanna do something?

Kirimi: Erm... no thanks?

Me: TOO BAD!

Kirimi: NOOOOO!

Me:BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA *TAKES OUT A SCYTHE*

Kirimi: SHIT, NOO

Me: DIE!

Kirimi: Why do you want me to die!

Me:...

...

...

.

.

CUZ I'M BORED.

Kirmi:*starts hallucinating* Oh my. Alexis, look at your hand...

Me: *looks at it.* What?

Kirimi: There's an ugly stain on it.

Me: What!

Kirimi*Takes out a napkin that is really a sword* Lemme wipe it.

Me: O3e N-no, Im okay, Kiri! *starts backing away*

Kirimi*Still hallucinating and follows me* No seriously, it looks like a disease!

Me: KIRIMI IT IS NOT A DISEASE IT'S MY SCYTHE!*Waves it* SEE!

Kirimi: No really, look! *Waves sword*

Me: NO DON'T DO IT! * Drops scythe as I bump against an invisible wall*

Kirimi: Ah,*swishes sword* that's one stain gone.

Me:OHHH MY GAWD THE PAINNNN AUUGHWAAAAA D:::

Kirimi: Hey, there's a stain on your face!

Me:*Does Handy Face fromDon't YankMy Chain at Tunnel Part*YEAAAAAAUURGGHHH(Did I just do a Russel?)

Kirimi:*Decapitates me*

Me:Derp.*Dies*

Kirimi:*blinks* Ahh, I've always wanted to see what real murder was like.

SO YEAH, THE END!

P.S. Kirimi I'ma use author powers to slice you in half for killing me.

Kirimi: BUT YOU MADE ME DO IT!

*Slices Kirimi*

Okay, and for those who don't get it Kirimi was not hallucinating at all in this story. I lied!

This is also how she ended up in GamerTV.

PEACE!