Let me start by saying this, in case anyone is confused: None of these songfics are related by anything but the fact that they are Malec songfics written by me.

Disclaimer: I don't own the song or the characters, but the plot is mine.

Okay, so I got bored and decided it would be funny if Alec and Camille fought over Magnus. I wrote most of these songfics before I read CoFA, including this one

Alec frowned, looking through papers he had found in Magnus' room. "Camille?" he muttered, picking up a recent letter from some girl named Camille Belcourt.

"Magnus,

I know it's been a long time, but I wanted to let you know that I miss you. Maybe we could get together sometime and talk?

Love,

Lady Camille Belcourt"

Alec's eyes narrowed, remembering Magnus telling him he was "going out with an old friend". He threw the paper to the ground, running to the park, which he found empty except for Magnus and Camille. Ignoring Magnus completely, he walked over to Camille, glaring at her.

"Excuse me; can I please talk to you for a minute?"

Camille frowned, looking up at the Nephilim.

"Uh huh, sure… You know, you look kind of familiar."

Alec shrugged, eyes still narrowed.

"Yeah you do too, but I just wanted to know do you know somebody named—you know his name."
He stopped, glancing at Magnus.

Camille smiled, following his gaze.

"Oh yeah, definitely, I know his name."

"Well, I just wanted to let you that he's mine," Alec growled, ignoring Magnus as he tried to stop Alec.

Camille smirked, standing.

"Uh no, no, he's mine!"

Magnus sighed, closing his eyes as they started yelling the same thing at each other, making it sound more like a song than an argument.

"You need to give it up!
Had about enough,
it's not hard to see
the boy is mine.
I'm sorry that you
seem to be confused:
he belongs to me.
The boy is mine."

Alec glared at Camille, hands shaking.

"I think it's time we got this straight,
sit and talk face to face.
There is no way you could mistake
him for your man, are you insane?"

Camille's smirk grew as she watched Alec getting angrier.

"See, I know that you may be
just a bit jealous of me.
But you're blind if you can't see
that his love is all in me."

Alec froze for a moment, thinking.

"See, I tried to hesitate;
I didn't want to say what he told me.
He said without me he couldn't make it
through the day, ain't that a shame?"

Camille shook her head, amused.

"And maybe you misunderstood,
I guess I can see how he could
wanna take his time, and that's all good,

for my love was all it took."

Magnus gave up trying to calm Alec down, sitting back down to watch them begin yelling at each other again, Camille echoing some of Alec's words in an attempt to annoy him.

"You need to give it up!
Had about enough, (Enough)
it's not hard to see
the boy is mine. (Boy is mine)
I'm sorry that you (Sorry that you)
seem to be confused: (Confused)
he belongs to me.
The boy is mine."

Camille shook her head in disgust, watching Alec.
"Must you do the things you do?
You keep on acting like a fool.
You need to know it's me not you
and if you didn't know it, boy, it's true."

Alec sighed, glaring at her.
"I think that you should realize
and try to understand why
he is a part of my life.
I know it's killing you inside."

Camille rolled her eyes.

"You can say what you wanna say,
what we have you can't take.
From the truth you can't escape,
I can tell the real from the fake."

Alec bristled, eyes narrowed.
"When will you get the picture?
You're the past I'm the future.
Get away; it's my time to shine,
if you didn't know the boy is mine!"

Magnus buried his face in his hands, careful not to mess up his hair as Camille started shouting, Alec echoing this time.
"You need to give it up,
had about enough. (Enough)
It's not hard to see
the boy is mine. (To see the boy is mine)
I'm sorry that you (Sorry that you)
seem to be confused: (Seem to be confused)
he belongs to me. (He belongs to me)
The boy is mine."

Alec's eyes narrowed, yelling again as Camille started echoing. Magnus watched them, confused.

"You need to give it up,

had about enough, (had about enough)

it's not hard to see, the boy is mine. (he's mine, he's mine, he's mine, he's mine!)

I'm sorry that you

seem to be confused: (I'm so sorry you seem to be confused)

he belongs to me, the boy is mine!" (He belongs to me!)

Camille smirked.
"You can't destroy this love I've found;
your silly games I won't allow.
The boy is mine without a doubt;
you might as well throw in the towel."

Alec's eyes narrowed.
"What makes you think that he wants you
when I'm the one that brought him to
the special place that's in my heart?
He was my love right from the start!"

Magnus stood, stepping between them as they decided it was time for a shouting contest.

(Camille) "Give it on up!"

(Alec) "Had about enough."

(Camille) "It's not hard to see—"

(Alec) "The boy is mine."

(Camille) "I'm sorry that you—"

(Alec) "Seem to be confused!"

(Camille) "He belongs to me."

(Alec) "No. You need to give it up."

(Camille) "About enough."

(Alec) "It's not hard to see—"

(Camille) "The boy is mine."

(Alec) "Mine!"

(Camille) "You seem to be confused."

(Alec) "He belongs to me!"

(Camille) "That boy is mine, not yours."

(Alec) "But mine."

(Camille) "Not yours."

(Alec) "But mine."

(Camille) "Not yours."

(Alec) "But mine."

Magnus winced as their volume had gotten louder with every word they yelled. He reached out, grabbing Alec's hand and pulling him away from Camille as the two of them tried one last time to outdo each other.

"I'm sorry that you
seem to be confused:
he belongs to me.
The boy is mine!"