Warning: Breaking Dawn spoiler

VI

A/N: Because I HAD to...

VI

Madara frowned as he watched his family. They were watching a very strange series of movies. It had humans that sparkled and called them 'vampires'.

"Team Jacob!" Kagome cheered at the movie, whooping as the male took his shirt off again.

"Team Necrophile!" Anko and Tsunade high-fived each other, causing Gaara to stare at them in suspicion.

"Edward is...perfect," Sasori breathed, looking disturbingly pleased.

"I really like this Carlisle fellow," Hidan grinned.

"Bella's an indecisive slut," Itachi scoffed, making them all laugh.

"So...Jacob Kagome?" Sesshomaru smirked against the miko's ear as said actor exploded into a furry wolf.

"A...well..." the female blushed as the youkai growled.

"That can be arranged..."

VI

A Few Days Later

"He's EATING HIS BABY!" Kagome gasped in horror at the scene.

"He just chewed through her stomach!" Hidan gasped for breath as he laughed.

"She deserved it..." Itachi murmured.