B and D spotted leaving a coffee shop with a coffee and a bag possibly containing carbs in Brooklyn. What's B doing there, and what's she doing with D? I hope it's kinky. BFF's and occasional bonkers N and S spotted entering B's apartment. Not gonna find her there sweeties. V seen looking angry at a bus stop. Maybe she's off to see C, nothing better than two exes plotting, or maybe she's off to see Little J, who's still going incognito.

Whatever's going down, you know I'll tell you,

You know you love me

Xoxo Gossip Girl

Dan wasn't quite sure what was going on. He was sat in his apartment with Blair Waldorf, watching far too closely as she delicately ate the cream cheese bagel he'd bought her from his favourite coffee shop. "These are great," Blair commented as she took a bite from the bagel,

"Yeah. They're the best in Brooklyn. Serena used to love them." Dan replied. Blair looked at him for a second and her forehead creased as an expression of guilt consumed her face, but in a moment it was gone. A few moments later the bagel was gone too. "I used to think you never ate." Dan told Blair as she screwed up the bag her bagel had come in, "I used to not. Sometimes." Blair replied, turning away from him to show she didn't want to elaborate on the matter. He wanted to ask her why, but he knew it wasn't the right time. Already he felt like he'd been Blairs friend for a lot longer than a couple of months, but he knew she was different. It took longer for her to trust people. "So what do you wanna do now?" Dan asked somewhat normally as Blair continued to look out the window onto the street below. She turned to him with a half smile before replying, "I think maybe it's best I go home now Humphrey. I'm meant to be meeting Serena this afternoon."

"Oh right," Dan replied, trying to hide his disappointment. "Well can we see each other again soon?" Dan felt almost stupid asking this, after all, Blair had said they were a couple now, hadn't she? "Sure. I'll ring you later." Blair replied somewhat offhandishly. Immediately Dan became suspicious. She regrets her decision, he thought. She doesn't want to be with me. Blsirs mobile went off moments after their exchange, before Dan had the chance to say something Blair had walked into his bedroom and answered the call. He casually walked moved closer to the door, curious of whom she would want to talk to away from him.

"Hi S," he heard Blair exclaim in a voice that sounded full of false happiness. He watched as he bit her lip, listening intently to what her friend was telling her, then, for a moment an expression of horror crept onto her face, but she quickly regained composure and replied 'Oh, well, I remembered this morning that I'd pencilled in a hair appointment this afternoon when we were meant to be shopping so I rearranged it for this morning. You know what Pierre's like sometimes – the man wouldn't stop telling me about how he and his partner are investing in a vineyard in Italy so I've been there nearly all morning. I've only just got away." Blair laughed as Serena said something on he other end of the line. Dan scoffed at how naturally Blair was lying. There was something else they had in common – he thought he was a great liar but from the conversation he could hear he got the impression Blair was a better one. "Okay, on my way now, Bye!" Blair said, hanging up her phone an placing it back in her bag. "I've got to go she said, meeting Dans eyes as she approached the doorway. "Yeah, I knida guessed." Dan replied and she hit him playfully n the nose. He stared at her for a moment and she just looked back. This was so bizarre, never had Dan or Blair thought they would be in this situation. "I'll call you tonight," Blair repeated, cupping his head in her hand and looking him in the eyes. "I promise." And with tat she gave him a peck on the lips and walked past him, heading towards the exit. "Blair!" Dan shouted after her, causing her to swivel round as she reached the front door, she looked at him questioningly. "Take care." It sounded pathetic, he knew. But he couldn't quite say what he wanted to. Not yet. She smiled at him again before opening the front door and issuing a final "Bye Humphrey." As she walked out the loft and returned to her world.

I don't know why I continued this story really. I mean I kind of liked the concept but I really, really detest this chapter. Everything about it – the pace, the style of writing, the content, and for that I can only apologise. I feel kind of bad even publishing this but, hey, not everyone is like me, some people might like this. Seriously though, if you read this and hated it I'm really sorry. I don't think I'm going to continue this story, I don't really have any ideas on what would happen apart from the obvious confrontations. Feel welcome to give me a suggestion though, if I see something that I think will work I *may* give it a go, but when I say I don't like this chapter, I really mean it. It's totally put me off the whole story. But I'm too lazy to re-write so he presto.

Sorry for the rambling guys.