"Yo blondie, " An annoying voice shouted stirring Deidara from his slumber beneath a tree in the schoolyard. "Hey Dei, if you don't get up..." it had gotten closer and above him, seriously can't the teenager just learn to leave others at peace sometimes. "I'm gonna kiss you." the speakers mouth had reached Deidara's ear and had whispered seductively into it.

The blond instantly shot up and shoved the silveret off. "WHAT THE HELL HIDAN!" He shouted still a little woozy from getting up so fast. Stupid fag why did he have to wake him up. The purple eyed teen before him simply smiled like a loon, as he does so often, and laughed as Deidara began to sway. But before he could fall backwards a pale arm reached out to catch him.

Itachi knelt next to him. Looking like a knight in shiny fucking armor. Great as if Deidara didn't look like a girl as it was. "Hidan you should learn to not molest people in their sleep, let alone in public. Some don't find that attractive." Itachi sighed as if he were speaking of a bad example. Deidara couldn't help but snicker at that, Hidan deserved that one.

"Fuck you Itachi, I wasn't molestin' nobody!" Hidan growled. Itachi rolled his eyes seeing the unwanted stares of others gathering upon the trio. "I was getting the little whore up so we could go make fun of the freshman. That all right with you Mr. Guardian?" Hidan's scowl turned into a smirk as the other two examined themselves and quickly separated.

Deidara wasn't sleepy anymore Hidan had made sure of that. "Fine fucktard, you can have it your way." he sighed as he got up groggily. Hidan pounced on the blond.

"Yes! This is going to be so fucking awesome!" he smiled from ear to ear. Then he turned his head back to Itachi. "Hey I hear your cousin is one of the freshie's, true or false?" Hidan smiled as the three walked to the main gate.

Itachi made no comment or facial expression to indicate true or false. Deidara thought for a moment. Itachi's cousin, wonder if he's anything like him...

After mercilessly mocking all freshmen that befell their eyes and anyone they didn't know or disliked, which just so happened to be most of the school. The trio finally went inside for their first class. They were all the same age but as fate would have it Deidara was in a different class then the other two. Who'd have thunk that Hidan had a brain. Deidara sat next to the window of his classroom.

All the other students soon piling in, girls began squealing over other girls in their class or any "cute" guys in the room. Unfortunately Deidara got a lot of stares. Then a blue haired girl sat beside him. She wore a black low-cut shirt with fishnet, skinny jeans and a lot of make up. She had a piercing below her lip. Great new girl. Goth chick. Sitting next to me. Not creepy at all.

Deidara glanced over at her, she was staring. 'She better as fuck not be thinking what I think she's thinking.' Deidara glared daggers at her to ward off any words that might pass through her gothic lips. The teacher came in and began to take role call. "Konan." he stated, "yeah." nagged the blue hair girl. Not letting her eyes leave Deidara for a second.

"Deidara." He called once more. "Here" was the reply that Deidara made. Then he went back to looking out his window.

After all the other students were called the Teacher began to make his introduction. Then a sudden outburst rang through the room. "Oh my gosh! Are you a guy or girl?" This question of insultance which was obviously directed at Deidara came from Konan. He death glared the girl, red befalling his cheeks.

"Fucking bitch!" he yelled at her. And stomped out of the room. But before he closed the door he glared at the teacher. "Bathroom." and with that he slammed the door on the classroom.

"Still doesn't answer my question..." the bluenet teenager hissed at the door.

Deidara stormed down the hallway, Bitch, whore, slut! his mind continued on it's rampant search of more insults for the blue haired named Konan. As the blond was blinded with his thoughts of course he would've never seen the stranger that stood absorbed in their own thoughts looking at a piece of paper. WHAM! Collision achieved. Deidara's face was now planted into the stomach of a male dressed in black jeans and a black shirt, what is it, international wear black day?

"Sorry..." The blond muttered as he slowly began to collect himself. Great now his head hurt, stupid strangers stomach!

"It's okay, it was my fault I wasn't looking where I was going." Said stupid stranger apologized. Deidara looked to see his inconvenience's face but the male he had ran into, couldn't have been much older than himself. Charcoaled black hair, smiling face and those little line thingys that made him look older but he was obviously not, like Itachi's but he was older... by a few months... The boy also wore an eye patch, strange fashion sense but he had hair covering most of it so it was barely noticeable.

Deidara regained memory that he was still on top of a teen he didn't know. "Oh hey sorry." he said in a panic. And quickly climbed off of him, after he was up he offered his hand to help the other. The eye-patched boy smiled.

"I don't mind." he chuckled. Deidara glared 'I just fucking crashed into you and stayed on your stomach like a mid-day napping cat, who the hell would mind that? oh right THE ENTIRE STUDENT BODY!' The blond continued his suspicious thoughts when the boys face lit up. "Hey, could you direct me to this room? I kinda got lost." The boy smiled like an idiot.

'A newbie, great I was just having a problem with your kind.' Deidara grabbed the paper assuming that the boy would sooner leave him be the sooner he got him to his class. 1-A..."YOU'RE A FRESHIE?" Deidara shouted. Looking completely bewildered at the boy before him.

The one eyed charcoled haired teen brought a finger to the blonds mouth as to silence him. Then smiled cutely and let out a chuckle. "Shh. There are other classes." he let his finger drop now that his point was proven.

The blond collected himself. It shouldn't be that much of a shocker, okay maybe it was just the height the boy was tall. Not like tall tall, he was TALL! Probably taller than a few of the seniors. And he was a freshie.

"Okay..." Deidara whispered irritatedly. Then looked back to the boy's paper. "The freshman hallway is down that way." he pointed to the way from which the boy had come from.

"WHAT?" this time it was the charcoaled haired one's turn to scream. And Deidara put a hand over his mouth.

"Shh other classes remember?" he hissed at the underclassman. The boy collected himself and nodded his head. Deidara released his hold on the boy. "Now just go down the hallway and take your first right turn you'll make it to class. The Freshies get a longer time to get there because their new." The blond nodded to him.

"Okay!" The boy beamed finally feeling prepared. He began to walk off in the direction that was instructed but then he turned suddenly. "Uh, senpai?" he asked awkwardly.

Deidara feeling annoyed once more, more by the honorific than anything else. "What is it?" he sighed seeing that he should just be as nice as possible.

"My names Tobi, What's yours?" he asked rather politely, he did a bow and everything. So frickin' annoying.

The blond began to walk again causing the poor freshman to panic. "Deidara." he waved as he went. Technically he didn't have to give out his name to an underclassman but he could feel the overjoyness beaming out of the little guy as he walked off. 'Tobi huh?' the blond thought as he turned the corner. He gave a small smile.

A/N:: Okay 1. The school is a mesh of American high school and what I've learned of anime high school so the school system's shit but doesn't play a major role in the story! 2. Tobi is a result of me mixing Tobi and Madara together... it's a very interesting mix... 3. I no own Naruto...v.v it's a shame right. And now on to more important things YEAH I KNOW THIS IS JUST ADDING TO MY LOAD OF THINGS TO UPDATE! but it's cute... and I want it up ... tell me what you think judging on reviews I decide on what needs most updating...kaykay bye bye 3 you all ! ^^