Disclaimer: Naruto and its characters were created and are owned by Masashi Kishimoto.
Title: Mobile Phone Guardian
Pairings: Sasuke/Naruto
Rating: M / R
Genre: Romance/Humor
Mobile Phone Guardian
by Yougurholic
Chapter 7
Naruto was lying down on his bed with his arms around his head as he looked up at the ceiling.
Sasuke was still asleep beside him. To his embarrassment, Sasuke's arms were wrapped around his waist.
He sighed as he remembered last night's event when he had shared his past to Sasuke. He still felt a bit doubtful though but he could not help feeling safe and protected when Sasuke was with him. He could still remember the warmth when Sasuke held him in his arms. It was such a blissful feeling.
Naruto turned his head to look at his alarm clock. It was 6:55 a.m., five more minutes before the alarm would go off, waking Sasuke up and five more minutes before he had to get ready for the swimming competition for this very day.
Today was going to be a dreadful day for him. He still felt afraid and nervous about the swimming competition. He cringed with fear as he remembered Sakura's boisterous monstrous face. He was definitely sure that Sakura was up to something to make his life incredibly more miserable.
He sighed tiredly as he tried to pry Sasuke's pale, slender arms off him. But to his dismay, Sasuke reacted by hugging him tighter than ever before-
"Sa...suke...cough...I...can't...BREATH!" gasped Naruto as his face began to slowly turn purple in color.
"Mmm...?" mumbled Sasuke who was still half asleep.
RRRIIIIIINNNNNNGGG! RRRIINNGGGG! (The alarm)
Sasuke yawned slowly as he opened his eyes. His eyes widened to find a blue faced blonde who was gasping for air in his arms. He quickly took his arms away from Naruto to let the poor boy breath.
"-Gasp-...SASUKE...-gasp-...-cough-... Are you seriously trying to kill me?!" yelled Naruto with a slight hoarseness in his voice from the lack of breath.
"Sorry.." mumbled Sasuke as he adorably rubbed his eyes with a yawn. Naruto blushed at the sight. Sasuke SERIOUSLY looked cute like that.
Sasuke grinned as he caught sight of Naruto's flushed face. He licked his lips hungrily as he leaned towards Naruto to give him a morning kiss.
"Sasuke, I..." said Naruto as he too leaned a bit forward to capture Sasuke's lips on his own.
Their lips were merely just inches apart when.
(Answering machine)
*Beep*
"Hey, Naruto! This is Kiba! WAKE UP! You're going to be late for school! You better not start whining, 'cause you're the one who asked me to wake you up! Hello? Are you there? Don't make me come and get you, Naruto..." warned Kiba as his loud voice echoed around the room.
Sasuke sighed as he got up and slowly walked into the bathroom to get ready while Naruto picked up the phone.
'Why is there always something that ruins my precious moments with Naruto?' thought Sasuke sadly with a slight pout on his face.
'THE GODS ARE AGAINST ME!'
"Geez...I'm UP, I'm up! Stop shouting on the phone, idiot!" Naruto shouted back as he shut off the phone and slowly got out of his bed.
He looked into the bathroom and saw Sasuke who was busy brushing his teeth near the sink.
Wait a moment… I didn't buy Sasuke a toothbrush! Then...that means...'
"TEME! SASUKE! How dare you use that toothbrush...That's mine!" yelled Naruto as he rushed in the bathroom.
Sasuke merely smirked as he raised the toothbrush high, out of the blonde's reach.
"Give that back!" shouted Naruto as he jumped continuously to get his toothbrush.
"Dobe," grinned Sasuke.
~Somewhere outside Naruto's house~
An old lady was walking past with her little white poodle when a loud voice bellowed from the house.
"SASUKE WHERE THE HELL DID YOU HIDE MY PANTS!"
The voice so loud that it made her cringe and shiver with fright...
'What did the owner of that voice do everyday to be able to yell that loudly? '
Her poor poodle yelped with fright and was soon sprinting away, dragging the poor old lady along with it.
~In School~
Naruto grumbled with frustration. How dare Sasuke do this to him!
~Flashback~~
"Sasuke, where's my shirt?!"
"I don't know," smirked Sasuke.
"Sasuke, where did you hide all my boxers?!"
"Noooooooo idea," shrugged Sasuke.
"Bastard! WHERE ARE MY SWIMMING-TRUNKS?!"
"..."
"SAAAASSSUUKKEEE!"
~End of Flashback~
Naruto eyed angrily at Sasuke who was happily dragging him into the School gym.
Before they entered the gym where the swimming pool was, they quickly entered the locker room to change into their swimming-trunks.
As Naruto went through his bag for his swimming-trunks, he had the shock of his life. He found that his swimming-trunks had been swapped with something that looked exactly like a leather thong, the same kind that Sasuke wore during the time in the hotel.
"Sasuke! What exactly did you do to my swimming-trunks?!" growled Naruto.
"Just wear it, Naruto. It looks good on you. Wear it, for me." smiled Sasuke who had a mysterious glint in his eyes.
"SASUKE!"
"Hey, you two! Get changed. We're starting the competition soon so please do hurry up!" said a middle-aged man with a beard. The man had a whistle around his neck, and he slightly chewed the end of the unlit cigarette in his mouth.
"Yes, Azuma-sensei," said Naruto as he went into one of the locker rooms to change.. When he was changed into his "swim-wear", he walked out, just in time to see that Sasuke was already changed into his swimming-trunks… DAMN HIM!
"Hmmm...You look really delicious, Naruto," smirked Sasuke.
"SHUT UP!"
~In the pool gym~
Everyone was gapping at the sight of Naruto. Some were even having nosebleeds. They never imagined that Naruto would have a body like blushed furiously as he caught sight of everyone gapping at him with their jaws wide open. Some were even drooling! What the HECK!
'SASUKE IS SO DEAD! '
As he walked side by side with Sasuke towards the judges table to mark their attendance, in a flick of a moment, he felt himself being pushed away from Sasuke.
"Sasuke-kun, what do you think of my bikini? It's the latest trend!" squealed Sakura in her annoying way.
"Sakura..." hissed Sasuke
Sakura was really getting on his nerves.
Sakura looked at Naruto's swim-wear with an evil grin...
An evil idea had suddenly popped into her head. She was sure it would work! This was the sake of undying love for Sasuke!
She quickly let go of her grip on Sasuke's arms, much to his relief and, with a snap of her fingers, one of her minions kneeled down before her with a pair of sharp scissors.
Without Naruto or Sasuke's notice, she carefully snipped a bit of Naruto's thong, making sure that it would tear when Naruto began swimming.
'This will definitely ruin Naruto's pride and ego,' thought Sakura evilly.
Naruto felt a shiver in his spine. He felt an evil presence lurking behind him. He turned around just to see Sakura suspiciously happily smiling at him.
'Something bad is totally going to happen,' shivered Naruto.
TBC