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Words

"Talking"

"Demon Naruto Talking"

'Thinking'

-LOCATION-

"Demon talking"

'Demon Thinking'

Everyone should know the rules of test 2, so I'm just gonna show Anko's interaction with Kono(Naruto) and then them in the test. Also, given Naruto's new past, which part of the forest will be different... prelims will be mostly canon except the ones i change obviously... there will be minor character death/incapacitation, you have been warned.

IDK if I said this before but Enton Uchiwa means Blaze Release Fan, Kono means saviour, Tenshi means Angel, and Tendo means Deva Path.

I was thinking about making Naruto and Tenshi (BKB Konan) be a couple. tell me if you think i should. and if you think yes, what should real Konan's reaction be.

LAST TIME: Team Rei got registered! Then Team Rei interfered in the Team Gaara/Squad 7 altercation. Then the sound team attacked Naruto! Then he answered all the questions, as did his team! Then they ran to TG 44!

-START!-

-FOD-

"This is Training Area 44, also known as the Forest of Death." Anko said with a smirk as most of the Genin looked ready to pee themselves.

"La-ame!" A blonde replied. Anko didn't hesitate before throwing the kunai and SHUNSHINining behind him. Or, where he was. He was behind her, her own kunai pressed against her cheek, a trickle of blood sliding down before swiping it up with his finger.

He puts the finger to her lips and she licks it sensually. "Soo..." She glares at him before answering.

"Slightly metallic, like all blood..." Naruto chuckles darkly and cuts his own cheek and gives her it. She tentatively licks it before gasping and taking the whole finger in her mouth, sucking on it vigorously. Everybody, even Yahiko and Konan back up, slightly unnerved about how she was attacking his poor digit. Konan looked slightly... jealous?

"H-how is it so good!" She pleaded. Naruto yanked his finger back.

"I have no idea what you're talking about..." He answered innocently before whistling tunelessly and pocketing her kunai.

'His blood tasted like Big Red!' She screamed inwardly before finishing her rant about the Second part of the test, stealing glanes at the blonde every so often. Team Rei got a Heaven Scroll and waited at the gate.

"What was that crazy snake lady goin' on about?" Yahiko asked. Naruto looked over, wondering if he was serious.

"Thank's to Kyuu, my blood tastes like hot cinnamon. Enton-nii told me that Anko lady wasn't all there..."

The gate guard snorted. "Heh, Anko? Yeah... I can attest to that. You three are the Ame Orphans, right?" Team Rei nodded. "Yeah, the Sandaime showed us what happened the day before with that Suna team and Ibiki showed us you guys' tests. How did y'all cheat?"

"We didn't..." Yahiko replied with a yawn. "We knew all the answers but didn't want to chance cheating."

"If we had, we would have just used my toad summoning and Tendo's genjutsu to hide them or even Tenshi's Kekkei Tota so it could copy the paper."

"Mmm, I see..." The man said, nodding sagely. He heard a bell toll and walked up to the gate before unlocking it. "See you three at the finals. We've no doubt y'all will pass." That said, Team Rei bounded into the forest.

"Konan, send your butterflies to search for teams. Find at least five." Naruto said. A quick 'Hai' and she was gone. "And now we wait..." Naruto said before getting into his meditative position.

Two minutes later, he opened his eyes. "Hello, Konan." He said to the still-forming figure of his teammate.

"I found them. Two Konoha teams to the left, a Suna team to the right facing an Ame team, and another Ame team heading towards the two Konoha teams from behind you..."

"Not any more. The Ame team that was facing the Suna team died. Gaara killed them... We're going after the Ame team. Since they're preoccupied with the Konoha teams, we'll have an easy kill. So here's the plan..."

-X-

Yahiko bounded higher and higher into the treetops, following one of Konan's butterflies as it led him to above the Amegakure team. These guys were members of the original Amegakure when Hanzo still ruled. The butterfly stopped, signaling him to drop.

And drop he did.

Bounding off the last branch, he corkscrewed so his back was to the ground and leaned back so he kicked off another branch. 'I look so badass!' He thought as he rocketed towards the group.

They were in a triangle formation and when he was inbetween them, he let loose.

"SHINRAI TENSEI!" Two slammed into trees and died instantly. The third wasn't so lucky. He bowed around a branch before falling to the forest floor. Konan landed gracefully beside him and slammed a paper spear into his collar bone, shattering it and pinning him to the forest floor.

"Where's the scroll. If you answer correctly, I won't kill you."

"M-Mubi has it..." Oboro said. Naruto steps out from behind a tree and checks, pulling out an earth scroll.

"First pick... Once again, my luck pays off." He said before pocketing the scroll inside his cloak. "Let's go. A tiger's coming."

"So..." Yahiko replied. "We've fought worse than tigers."

"A training ground 44 tiger. Even some Jonin are afraid of them." Konan retorted. As if to reiterate her point, a guttural growl was heard behind them.

"W-wait! What about me?" Oboro screamed squeakily. Team Rei just bounded away, a single slip of paper falling on the ground beside him.

We just said we wouldn't kill you...

His following scream was silenced as a tiger ripped his throat out with its canines, spewing blood on squad 10 from Konoha.

-X-

They charged through the trees, the monotony never broken. Stick to a branch, find the next, jump, land, stick to a branch, and so on and so they walked in the door, they realized the Suna team with Gaara walking into the clearing. As they went in, they realized what to do. Tossing the scrolls out, they saw a ninja named Raido appear.

"Umm... Do you three know what that means?" He asked, thumbing to the moth-eaten paper behind him.

"Train both your body and mind." Naruto replied.

"Don't be smart and weak." Konan continued.

"Or strong and stupid." Yahiko finished. Raido blinked.

"Umm... Yeah. Do you three need to see a med-nin?" He asked, looking at the blood on them from when Konan stabbed Oboro.

"This isn't our blood." Naruto deadpanned.

"Ohh... Well upstairs is somewhere to freshen up and rooms for you to stay..."

"Arigato..." Konan replied as she followed Yahiko and Naruto.

Once upstairs, they washed up and found a three-bed room. Going to the nearest one, Naruto stood against the wall opposite it, Konan leaned against the headboard, and Yahiko lay with his head hanging off the end facing Naruto. Naruto placed silencing seals before talking.

"We have a problem. Orochi-teme is here himself. He was the female Kusa-nin behind us."

"You sure?" Yahiko asked, getting a slap on the leg courtesy of Konan.

"They were on the same team, baka."

"He's here for the Sharingan that Itachi-nii's brother, Sasuke, has. We need to find them before Orochimaru does and give them a scroll so they can pass and get to the tower."

"Well, what're we waiting for!" Yahiko yelled as he backflipped off the bad and ran out the door, Naruto and Konan following shortly after.

-X-

"Ugh, found it..." Yahiko said, pulling out a bloodied scroll from a now-dead Genin.

"Good, now we have a heaven and earth scroll. We give them the one they don't have and guard them to the tower." Konan replied all too happily as she let the one she was checking fall with an audible 'THUNK'.

"East-Northeast..." Naruto said while still in sage mode. They took to the trees and allowed the local fauna, and sometimes flora, another free meal.

-X-

"We're too late..." Naruto replied monotnously. Below, Orochimaru was toying with Sasuke, engaging him in a strictly taijutsu match.

That was, until Sasuke started using Katon jutsu which Orochimaru blew away with pure chakra. Afterwards, Sasuke used FALCON DROP on what turned out to be a mud clone before having to dodge a hail of kunai. He jumped down and used his ninja wire to land on another branch where Orochimaru was waiting.

Focusing on Sasuke, he didn't see the foot that slammed into his face until it was forced into his vision after contorting around his skull.

Naruto landed in a sliding crouch while Yahiko helped Sasuke up and Konan tended to Tobio. Sakura, predicably, ran up to Sasuke.

"Ahh... Itachi's little pet fox. Naruto, was it." Orochimaru said in a hiss.

"Believe it, you Snake bastard! And I'm not Itachi-nii's pet!" He ranted. He stood up, grabbing Kokuto.

"How do you know Itachi!" Sasuke yelled as Naruto charged Orochimaru with his sword's blade right next to his waist and parallel to the tree branch. He ran right past him, flicking his wrist so the blade caught the Snake Sannin's left arm, leaving a deep gash in his forearm.

He kept running and bounced off the trunk, corkscrewing in the air towards Orochimaru. He guarded for the obvious but wasn't prepared when he slammed his sword into the branch and sweepkicked the more experienced ninja.

Orochimaru prepared for a heel drop but had to bend backwards as Naruto unwedged his sword and swung it upwards, cutting his hitai-ate in half.

"I see it's a kenjutsu fight you want..." Orochimaru notices before pulling out his Kusanagi sword from his mouth. It looked like a standard katana except for the fact that it pulsed slightly with purple energy. In response, Naruto's began to swirl with red chakra.

'Thanks, Kyuubi...' Naruto mentally said before disappearing right after Orochimaru.

Afterwards, only the sounds of metal against metal and falling trees and the occasional growl of pain, the sight of blinding flashes of light indicating a parry, the scorch marks left on the trees, and a new clearing in the Forest of Death was created.

Orochimaru stood, only breathing slightly heavier with mostly shallow cuts covering his body.

Naruto was worse for wear. His cloak was in tatters, revealing his outfit underneath which was also covered in blood. He was panting heavily, leaning on his sword, Konan's paper swirling lazily around him.

Orcohimaru puts his hand in a tiger seal variant and bites Sasuke so quickly noone can react.

"Sasuke-kun will seek me out. He needs the power I can give him..." His voice said around him before disappearing into the depths of the forest.

-X-

After they had given them the earth scroll they needed, the two teams went to the tower.

'Thank you, Team Rei...' Sakura thought as they made their way upstairs. 'Thank you for saving Sasuke-kun...'

-END-

Ahh... A little Sakura bashing at the end...

I want to apologize profusely for my absense. I had writers block for a few days and since then I've been getting ready for college and had to help with moving. As per my pleas, the computer will be one of the last things to go and will be put up almost immediately.

For those of you who care, I will be going to ECPI college of technology(now a university) and will be taking their simulation and game design course. They said I was brilliant after I took some kinda proficency test but i doubt that. Anywho, if you read S7R, I am allowing Fox-sama to catch up with me before I update so you don't have to read the same chapter twice. so the next update you see of that will be either chapter 4 or 5, idk when it will be, though

till next time

NamikazeNaruto6hokage out...

PS: if you like massive harem lemon things, Pervy-apprentice seems to be pretty good at them even if he has only written one lemon. The story is Icha Icha: Awesome!