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"He's sitting right over there." Craig mumbles, taking a sip of his drink. Token shakes his head and places his own glass down swiftly on the table. "Really. Right over there, I could get up and go-"

"Craig you know he doesn't like it when you invade his space. I'm telling you, whatever you're thinking, is a bad idea" Token already knew what his friend was thinking, and like the other thirty eight times it would not end well.

"No, Craig. Do it!"Clyde shouted eagerly around a mouth full of tacos. "Shut it, Token. I wanna see him fall on his face." Token rolled his eyes and went to back to watching Craig, watching Tweek, who was nervously watching his food, probably wondering if it was really dead or not.

"I think I'm going to go sit with him. He looks lonely." Craig sat his glass down and was about to get up when Token grabbed his wrist.

"Dude, don't push yourself on him. He's already scared shitless of you." Token was right. Even though Craig had made it clear that he had no intentions of harming the blond, Tweek was not one to take 'smutty' notes and random 'ass grabs' at gym lightly.

"Remember the time you kissed in him third hour? He kneed you in the groin and ran out!" Token said loudly, enough to make a few of the tables around them look.

"Come on man, he liked it! Didn't you Craig?" Clyde laughed and went back to his food. The brunette was secretly hoping for a replay of that incident. 'God, please let Tweek kick my friend in the balls again' He thought happily.

"I liked kissing him, but I didn't enjoy the knee part." Craig mumble, the raven teen was starting to second guess the whole thing. "But he's so cute, just all…scared and helpless. He's almost like a-"

"Abandoned puppy?"

"Forgotten teddy?"

The boys said, using just a few of the many things Craig had compared the twitching teen to.

"Or no, no maybe today Tweek is like a, uh, guinea pig left behind?" Clyde added receiving a punch in the shoulder for it.

"Would you guys shut up? It's a no wonder he hasn't approached me first, you guys scare him off." Clyde snorted and Token frowned.

"Oh yeah, cause we're just such a scary bunch." Neither Craig nor Token said anything in response to this.

"I'm going to go talk him."

Token reached for his arm once more but was too late. He was already half way to where Tweek sat, quietly eating his lunch.

"Hey Tweek, how's your lunch?" Craig asked, taking a seat right next to him.

"Why, did you do something to it?" Tweek asked, his eyes going wide.

"No I was just wondering how it was…you know how school food can be." The raven said, trying again to engage the other in conversation.

"What do you know about school food, am I slowly being poisoned? Are they planning to kill me?" Tweek nearly fell out of his seat when Craig smiled at him.

"You're cute when you're paranoid."

Tweek screamed, "they want my blood!' and threw his lunch at Craig's face and than proceed to run out of the cafeteria as fast as he could. He didn't even bother to grab his things.

Craig could hear the sounds of Clyde in hysterics and the rest of the lunch rooms soft mummers of disbelief.

"Damn it, Craig. I told you, didn't I?" Token yelled.

Craig sighed and attempted to pick some of the noodles out of his hair.