"What are you doing with my laptop, Nico?" Annabeth asked.

"Looking up stuff about us...tee hee hee."

"What do you mean stuff about us?" I asked. Me, Annabeth, Thalia and Grover sat around Nico.

"Hmm," Nico said to himself as he typed. ". Percy Jackson stories. Ooh!"

"Nico what are you doing?" Thalia said.

"Looking up fanfiction about us." We all knew that books were being written about our lives so fanfiction was kinda expected. "Ooh here's one. What Really Happened in the Tunnel of Love."

"What?" Annabeth and I screamed. Grover laughed. "What's the summary say?" Annabeth asked.

"All it says is 'smooch smooch smooch'. Tee hee hee. I gotta review that one. 'I, Nico Di Angelo, son of Hades, Prince of Death and ruler of anything dark and yummy can confirm that's what happened! Tee hee hee.'."

"Would you stop tee hee hee-ing?" Grover said. "It's freaking me out."

"Neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Tee hee hee! Let's see what else... ooh Thalia's panty drawer!"

"It doesn't say that!" Thalia shouted.

"Does too! The summary says: where Thalia keeps her diary." Nico doubled over. "The stories are entries from your diary! HAHAHAHAHAH tee hee hee!"

"Gimme that!" Thalia grabbed the laptop from Nico and started typing. "Thalia Grace, huntress of Artemis will track you down and turn you into an antelope. How dare you steal my diary!" Thalia gave Nico the laptop back and stormed off.

"What's Percabeth?" I asked.

"The heavenly combination of Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase..." Grover said, looking over Nico's shoulder. We all looked at him. "As described by PurplePercabethLover."

"Well lookie there." Nico said.

"Eww." Annabeth said.

"Eww?" I asked.

"Well yeah... isn't that what you would think?" she asked.

"Well-I-uh..."

"'Cause I don't if you don't."

"Well I don't. I actually really like you." I said.

"Me too."

Then Nico screamed, "PERCABETH LIVES!"