Jushiro tilted Yoshe's face up and gave her a stern look. "No, drinking."

Yoshe grinned a few weeks had passed since the Aki incident and Yoshe was being forced into yet another Woman's Association Meeting. They were celebrating the fact that Aki had been out of the hospital for a while but had only now been able to separate her from Captain Zaraki. Every time someone tried to get Aki out of hers and Captain Zaraki's bed he would growl and snarl about how she still needed bed rest. Although Yoshe had no doubts that Aki was in bed, but she really didn't believe that Aki was resting. Not if she was to go by all the noise coming from the room whenever Yoshe went to Squad 11, but she really didn't want to worry about someone elses' love life.

"No, alcohol." Jushiro said firmly. "I do not want to find you half naked and drunk again Yoshe."

Yoshe wrapped her arms around Jushiro's waist while he tried to give her a look to prevent her from getting drunk again. Yoshe had no intention of getting wasted again, but she couldn't help but make Jushiro she would just for shits and giggles.

"Aww Jushiro just a few shots of patron?" Yoshe pleaded nipping at his chin playfully.

"If you come home smelling like Shunsui on his worst of nights, I swear I will make you sleep outside in the gardens." He warned, but the kiss he placed to her nose said otherwise.

"Mmmm, alright I guess." Yoshe sighed in mock exasperation.

Jushiro smirked then turned serious once moire. "Be careful alright Yoshe?"

Yoshe nodded and pecked him on the lips before she reluctantly slipped from his arms.

Jushiro watched her go, he hated it when she was dragged into these meetings. Trouble always followed them, the last meeting everyone there had been confined to quarters because they were caught taking doors from random barracks, and that wasn't even the worst of it. The time before that Yachiru had the women pouring oil down the steps that led up to Sokoyoku Hill, the Head Captain had NOT been happy about that. He had been glad that Yoshe hadn't been involved with those two incidents. Jushiro stiffened as he remembered another habit the WSA had.

Yoshe turned when she heard Jushiro call out,

"These and here must remain clothed at all times!" Jushiro called his voice high and panicked as he gestured to his chest and waist. For some reason the WSA had no problems doing things such as a naked mild through the Sereitei, and that was most certainly not okay. Considering the Men's Shinigami Association always made sure they were present when ever the girls felt like getting drunk and or naked.

Yoshe snorted and laughed at the look of panic on Jushiro normally calm and happy face.

"And no one else is aloud to put HIS hands nears these areas but ME!" Jushiro down right commanded feeling suddenly bloodthirsty at the thought of some faceless man trying to put his hands on Yoshe's lucky charms.

"Alright." Yoshe called back trying to stop from laughing, she shook her head. As if any of my clothes are coming off tonight.

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Yoshe held her face in her hands. Why is it these bitches always want to get naked? She thought morosely. They were all broke so drinking was out of the question and it didn't help that many of the bars they frequented had told them all not to even try it tonight. So Yachiru had pulled "The Bucket" out, everyone put down something to do on a piece of paper then random pieces were drawn. And Yoshe knew without a doubt there were a few lesbians running around here, because the first paper had said "Bra and Panties Party" and the second had been "Touch Football" she was still following Jushiro's requests for her. She was sober and her breasts and crotch were clothed still and she didn't have to worry about a HIM going after her goodies tonight. Yoshe looked up and stood with Aki and Kaicho. Kaicho was trying to keep her breasts and waist covered with her hands, while Aki looked up at the sky as if seeking help from Heaven itself. Yoshe groaned as the same red head from before gave her another amorous look, she had no problem with gays or lesbians. But she just didn't roll that way, Yoshe looked up when Aki's cousin Ame walked over wearing mismatching bra and panties.

Aki nodded to Ame in greeting. "hey Ame, I'm surprised Byakuya let you out with us tonight."

Ame smiled impishly. "Well... I kinda told him I would be with you tonight and left out the part about it being with the WSA."

Aki laughed. "You better hope he doesn't find out otherwise."

"Oh it'll be alright." Ame said with a dismissive wave of her hand.

Yoshe frowned slightly thinking differently. A shit ton of women in nothing but there bras and panties playing touch football in an empty courtyard was going to bring the MSA running, and Jushiro would be one of them to find out as well.

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Jushiro walked with Shunsui around the Sereitei they always spent time together whenever the WSA had a meeting, sometimes they joined the MSA as well but only when the fancy struck them. Jushiro looked up and saw Byakuya Kuchiki walk out in front of them.

"Byakuya good evening." Jushiro greeted.

"Do you know where that infernal Woman's Association is at?" Byakuya demanded with his normal frown.

Jushiro blinked then looked over at Shunsui who shrugged his shoulders. "Nanao never tells me their plans."

Byakuya looked to the skies with a groan. "Dammit."

Jushiro was surprised normally Byakuya was the last person to even consider cursing. "Is something the matter Byakuya?" Jushiro asked.

"Ame is with them." He stated matter-of-factly.

Jushiro wasn't sure who Ame was or why the fact she was with the WSA would cause him such turmoil, yes the WSA plagued Byakuya more than anyone else. But it made no sense why he would be searching out one women in particular.

"I'm sure where ever they are they are fine." Jushiro said even though the statement sounded more like a question.

Shunsui spoke up. "Byakuya you have to let your wife get out every now and again otherwise she'll try to pull away."

Jushiro felt the light bulb in his head go off as he remembered Byakuya had gotten remarried, but Byakuya's reply made the light bulb drop and shatter into a million pieces.

"I understand that Captain Kyoraku, but when I hear rumors about the entire WSA group being naked and running around I am a little concerned." Byakuya replied icily.

"Naked?" Shunsui asked suddenly his lazy demeanor changing. He coughed when two pairs of eyes glared at him, one a steely gray while the other a hazel green.

"Erhem lets go to the MSA and see if they have an idea of where the girls are at." Shunsui offered walking off with Jushiro and Byakuya close behind. Both men with thoughts running through their heads.

Naked! Yoshe said she wasn't going to get naked or drunk! Jushiro groaned.

I have told Ame again and again I have no problem with her going out with those... HEATHENS as long as she comes back home safe and I am not having to bail her out of jail again! But she should know by now being naked in the Sereitei for all to see is unacceptable! Byakuya gritted his teeth.

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Yoshe ran for her dignity holding a partially flat football in her hands, she wasn't going to lie this was kinda fun. As long as you ignored that fact that it went from "Touch Football" to "Run For Your Fucking Life" Kaicho had given up when her bra had been snapped for the hundredth time. Twice that fucking red head had tried to grab her ass and Yoshe was getting a little tired of it, Yoshe dodged as Rangiku tired to tackle her. It didn't help that there now had an audience, of virile males testosterone oozing from them all. If they weren't eyeballing the half naked women running around, they were eyeballing each other. It had spread like wildfire that the girls were playing football in next to nothing, so single men came out hoping to get some. Boyfriends, lovers and husbands found there way to the game trying to defend there lady's honor.

It didn't help that many of the WSA member had made it clear the men were not aloud in the courtyard fully clothed, so most of the guys had eagerly stripped down to their boxers and those who liked to go commando were aloud to wear their pants. So Yoshe not only had to dodge women but also lust crazed males as well as the few floozies who liked to pretend they tackled the wrong person. Yoshe wondered how long it would be before a fight broke out, Yoshe passed the ball to Ame. Her money was on either Kenpachi who paced the side lines like a grumpy bear snarling at every man he caught looking in Aki or Yachiru's direction, or Ikkaku who had a possessive arm around Kaicho's waist and his sword over his shoulder. Both were hot tempered and looked like they were seconds away from splitting heads. Yoshe stepped off the field to the side and looked around judging the mood and whether or not she should split. Men and women jealously guarded their lovers from those walking around looking for an easy target, Yoshe noticed Captain Komamura sitting off to the side with his own lover Ai. Ai had been playing but when people had made a fuss about Captain Komamura playing Ai had taken herself out of the game and was now sitting in his lap. Yoshe was intrigued to say the least, she watched as Ai looked up at the large wolf-like Captain with shining eyes her mouth moving while she told him something. Captain Komamura had his arms wrapped around the small woman in a protective manner, every now and again his golden eyes flicked around quickly making sure no one intruded on there little bubble. Yoshe looked over when Kenpachi suddenly rushed into the game when one of Aki's bra straps had fallen off her shoulder.

Maybe I should find my clothes and leave. Yoshe looked over to see Ame smacking a man across the back of the head when he tried to make a grab to her chest. There was an indignant shout and Yoshe watched as Captain Kuchiki stormed unto the field.

"Hey this is an under clothes party only!" Someone shouted.

Byakuya turned and gave an icy glare in the direction of the shout, then continued onwards to Ame. The man who had tried to touch her in such a way scuttled away fearfully. Ame gulped and dropped the ball, and back up slowly her hands raised trying to placate the raging Iceberg heading her way.

Yoshe watched she couldn't hear what was being said but it was obvious Captain Kuchiki was NOT happy and Ame was in trouble.

Yoshe winched and decided it was time to go home now, she turned and had a small heart attack as Jushiro was right behind her.

Her hand flew to her chest. "Jushiro what are you doing here?"

Jushiro looked like he wanted to beat her over the head. "Where are your clothes?" He asked in a much calmer voice compared to the same words that Captain Kuchiki had said but much louder and angrier.

"Lost." Yoshe squeaked feeling like a kid with her hand in the cookie jar. Jushiro took his Captains Jacket off and draped it over her shoulders, then started to lead her away.
"I kept all the important bits covered." Yoshe said weakly.

Jushiro groaned his head hurting. "I think this is one of those moments when we should just forget."

Yoshe was all for that plan.

"Okay."


k sry guys i've had alot going on from a sucidal friend 2 a member of my family dying on me also some killer writers block so here's ur long awaited update.