"Let's Only Try It Once"

Summary: While hanging out at Naruto's house, Naruto and Sasuke have a little 'talk'. Follow the secret lives of our two favorite yaoi couple. NaruSasu. Mpreg. During the Naruto Universe.

Chapter 1: Kyuubi and Naruto

Prologue:

Kyuubi's P.O.V.

The dust from the battlefield had just disappeared. The moon waded high in the night air. Debris from our battle surrounded the forest. Inside of a cage, I stood in front of two smiling adults with bushy orange tails swishing behind them. The woman had long fiery red haired that brought more attention to her ears. The other was a tan man with wild blond hair that hid his fox ears and bright blue gentle eyes. But, my eyes were drawn to the little bundle in the man's arms. I used one of my claws to gently pull back the cover and saw a lightly tanned baby with almost silver blond hair and a small orange busy tail with orange ears to match. The baby was sleeping peacefully when his father handed him to me. I was confused as I stared down at my paw. The baby was so small and light that it didn't even feel like I was holding anything.

"Please take care of our son." The blond whispered as he and his wife started to disappear.

"No need to worry, Fourth Hokage and Wife… Naruto will be in good hands… After all he is my new host." I smirked before they completely disappeared.

Now, I'm sitting in the forest destroyed because of me. A red and white kimono wrapped itself around my tanned skin. I ran a clawed hand through my long shaggy red hair. The baby started to stir, but quieted down after I used one of my nine tails to sooth the baby back to sleep. "I actually felt sorry for the kit. He's so gentle and loveable, but when people find out about me… then his life will become a living hell." After sighing again, I used my chakra to teleport us to the Hokage's office.

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I practically busted through the door of the current Hokage's office. Everyone jumped at my entrance. They weren't expecting me to show up. The man with the camera was going to shut it off until I stopped him.

"Don't turn that video camera off. I'm sure you don't wanna miss this."

"Who are you? State your business with this village and/or me." Grunted the Third Hokage.

"You know me. You all know me. Maybe not in this form, but think back to about an hour ago… I was the giant fox destroying your village." I smirked as I adjusted Naruto in my arms.

"The Nine-Tails? Why has the likes of you returned to that Leaf Village? Are you here to announce that, since the Fourth Hokage got in your way, you're back to try again?" The Third sneered.

"So pathetic."

"Relax Elder Monkey. I don't give a damn about this village or you. Now, on to the real reason as to why I'm here."

"Which is~"

"This." I moved my arm and reviled a still sleeping Naruto. "He is the Fourth's son. I was asked to take care of him, but I cannot. Not like the way you people can. So here. You take him. Feed him, change him, bathe him. You know, the works." I said as I handed him the sleeping baby.

I had just touched the door frame when the Third spoke. "I can't accept your request."

The response stopped me in my tracks. My claws made indents into the frame as I turned and glared at the white haired monkey. His tail waved calmly behind him. "Excuse me?"

"I cannot do what you have asked me." He responded again before throwing the sleeping baby toward me.

Thinking quickly, I used my eight tails to catch the infant. When Naruto started to cry, I held him in my arms until he settled down. I wanted to smile at his bright blue innocent eyes, but maintained my glare to make sure that everyone in that room knew that I meant business.

"What the hell is you're problem? First of all, you DON'T throw an INFANT. And second… WHY CAN'T YOU TAKE ON THIS RESPONSIBILITY?" I practically roared at the top of my lungs.

"It is because of what that child is." He responded.

"What he is? This child is nothing but an innocent infant whose father was the Fourth Hokage, who you all loved and respected." I argued back.

"THAT CHILD IS NOTHING BUT ANOTHER HOST FOR YOU. AND ON TOP OF THAT, HE IS ALSO THE SON OF A MAN WHO'S BEEN A THORN IN MY SIDE SINCE THE DAY HE WAS BORN!" He spat.

"THE HATRED YOU HAVE FOR THE FORTH SHOULD NOT BE PASSED ONTO HIS SON!" I growled loudly.

"Why should I raise the son of the man I hate?" He hissed.

"You're pissing me off." Our eyes glared daggers at each other forever before I sighed in defeat. "Fine. I will be the one to raise this boy until my new form forces me to leave him… Will you at least supply me with the means to take care of him?" The Hokage thought it over for a minute before sending one of the Jonin to the nursery. I waited until said Jonin handed me twenty bags full of stuff for the baby. What I couldn't carry, my tails were there to provide extra hands. Before leaving, I turned to glare at the 'man' before me while the other Jonin cowered in the corner. "I will return a week before my physical disappearance from this world. I hope that you'll be rotting in your grave by then." And with that, I stormed out of the office with Naruto and the supplies in hand.

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"There. There. Relax child. I'm here. Look. Here's a nice warm bottle of milk." I cooed at the crying infant before feeding him.

I had Naruto in my arms, an opened baby book on two of my tails, and the supplies were spread around the tree stump I sat on. "This parenting thing isn't for me." I had to teach myself how to raise this little person, who is now totally dependent on me. I read the book with great intent. It helped… only whenNaruto acted like a general baby.

Once Naruto finished the bottle, I burped him and placed him in my lap. His inquisitive eyes searched my red orbs. I studied this little person with a smile when the baby laughed and reached for my clawed fingers. I was hesitant at first, but after he kept a tight grip on my finger, I felt happiness pour off of the child and into me. He waved my finger with all his might, marveling at the differences between the two hands. He quietly sucked on his other fist as he continued to play with my finger. The smile on my face disappeared as I thought about what the future would hold for this new born.

"He'll be alone. No parents. No friends. No support. He'll have me, but to be honest… It would probably be better if he was alone. His father didn't want Naruto to carry on his name. It may hurt the poor boy, but it's for the best. His father knew that he had enemies and he didn't want them to get to Naruto. I wonder if he knew that one of his greatest enemies was right under his nose?"

"Don't do that." I lightly smiled as I pulled my long hair from Naruto's hold. The baby started to whimper once my hair was out of his reach. "Come on. It's time for bed." I whispered as I picked him and the supplies up and climbed the truck of the nearest tree, using only my chakra.

I hung the stuff from different branches before clutching Naruto to me. He eventually nuzzled into my chest and dozed off. That night, I thought about the situation I was in and about the future before falling asleep myself.

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"Uncle Kyuubi. When are we going to go hunting for dinner?" A hyper seven year old blond boy asked with a huge smile.

"Actually, I'm the one that's going to do the hunting tonight. I have to go somewhere in a minute, but you know what to do while I'm gone…right?"

"YEP! I have to stay hidden in the trees and mask my scent until you return."