So this is after brotherhood, I decided to make everyone a bit OOC, my story guys; I get to do what I want. Also this is a YAOI, boy/boy. Nothing insanely sexual, just a bit of teasing. This is my first time doing a fanfic; please help me out if I do any mistakes.

Disclaimer: Im only doing one for the entire story, fullmetal alchemist and Harry potter do not belong to me, they belong to their respected owners, I am on a FANFIC site, and therefore this is a FANFIC. Get with the picture guys.

Ps. Im extremely vulgar at times so flame me and I just might kill the people around me, it's on your conscience.

"Well well well Mr. al-chem-ist, I see your back already. Here for your brother's body I assume? I hope you have payment!" truth grinned wide showing all his front teeth. Sitting with his feet crossed the white figure represented the epitome of arrogance, but the blond man grinned back.

Suddenly a huge stone door with intricate designs appeared behind the young blond. "Here's your toll you bastard; My Gate of Truth."

The white figure was quite, his grin faltering "are you su…

"FULLMETAL SHRIMP! GET YOUR LAZY ASS OFF THE ROOF!"

Ed woke startled and almost fell from the roof. His hammer fell and Ed heard a loud THUD from the front door. Tentatively Ed glanced down afraid to see Winry, but sighed in relief when a livid mustang glared up at him.

SNAP! Ed barely ducked before the flame alchemist fried the air above him. "YOU FUHRER BASTARD! You could have burned my hair! My Hair! Just cause I can't use alchemy anymore doesn't mean I can't beat your ass into the floor, when I get down there im gonna- snap- Ed fell from the roof to escape the fire.

"Now I don't have time to spar with you shrimp (Ed popped a vein), but Ling is waiting for you in central. Your going to be late for Al's departure" mustard sternly looked down at his subordinate. Instantly Ed cooled down, "so you're sending him to Drachma?"

"He's an ambassador now Ed, he's going to be busy a lot," Roy frowned at Edward, "but are YOU sure you want to go traveling west. We could still use you in Xing; Ling shouldn't be left to his own devices."

"Bastard, I AM going to Xing, but then traveling farther. Leave Ling alone, he's not after the stone anymore." Ever since Ed had given up his alchemy, he was insistent on leaving. His answer when questioned was simply that he wanted another adventure. Al had proposed to Winry a month after his body returned and she was traveling with him now. Their wedding set sometime next year. Now a year later to the date, Ed was literally dying of boredom. Without alchemy he spent hours training his body in martial arts, he was almost as good as the Xing monks that had spent years training since birth in the art.

Edward's hair had grown longer, almost to his waist now, and he had grown taller as well. Now 5'11 he was only an inch shorter than Roy. This of course didn't stop the new Fuhrer from commenting on the brigadier general's short stature, and in Ed's case old habits die hard. Ed stood up and brushed his pants, now blushing as he noticed he was only wearing a tight black tank top with his black slacks. This of course didn't go unnoticed by Roy, and he smirked.

"If you leave, how will I ever find out if you've gotten taller than me? I know it would take a miracle but the day I can no longer do this," and he proceeded to dip his head and kiss the metal alchemist on the mouth softly, snaking his arm around the young boy's hair and tugging it out of the braid, "will be a sore one indeed."

Ed stood there and stared at the older man; give it a few seconds, thought Roy.

"YOU PERVERTED ASSHOLE! Im nineteen! Your twenty-nine, I could have you arrested for rape!" Edward blushed furiously and glared at the smirking man.

"Yes you could, but since im the Fuhrer, that would be mighty hard to do, pipsqueak."

Ed grabbed Roy by the collar and threw him over his shoulder, and pounced on the man's chest. "Two can play at this game, asshole," Ed kissed mustang deeply and pinned his arms by his side. This turned Roy on and he deepened the kiss, the two fighting for dominance. Ed slightly bit the man's bottom lip and drew a half whimper/groan from the 'mighty' Fuhrer.

But before anything else could happen, much to Roy Mustang's disappointment Edward sprang up and ran toward the house. "Im going to get my suitcase, get the car ready we have to see Al before he leaves." Groaning Mustang glared daggers at the retreating form of his subordinate.

"Nii-saaaaan, you're always late! I was about to leave; now we only have a short time together!" the younger Elric brother hugged Ed so hard his auto mail arm dug into his side.

"Al, if I don't breath in a second I just might faint, and then our bastard Fuhrer might rape my unconscious body!"

Al screeched, "my ears brother, what you and Mr. Mustang do at night is NON E of my business! Ah my brain, you know I think in pictures! I've been scarred for life! This is only a step below from that day I saw you two in the closet!"

"ONCE, we did that once goddamn it and you happened to come in!" Ed blushed as he recalled the memory. At that very moment Ling walked in, "what's this I hear of the chibi and Mustang?"

"Absolutely nothing," both brothers reply. Ling grabbed Ed's braid and wrapped his arm around the young blond. Ling smiled sadistically, "the thing about spending all that time with the homunculus is, that its made me a bit…GREEDY." Ed scowled and elbowed Ling in gut, as the young Xingese man fell Ed proceeded to bash his head and yell profanities.

"Nii-san, why is it that you're a target for all sadistic homosexual men that we know? Do you think it's because of your hair?" Alphonse looked thoughtfully at his brother; both of them were quite identical, the only thing that differentiated them was their hair length and the fact that Al was short by an inch. Al and Ed were thought to be handsome, with their sharp angled faces and lean bodies that bulked in all the right areas, it was no wonder Ed attracted both men and women. Alphonse on the other hand had always preferred women.

Ling finally got up after laughing at Al's thoughtful face, "I actually think it's the whole forbidden fruit thing Al, taming that thing is a challenge in itself" Ed growled in response, and Ling practically purred at him.

Winry came in and hugged Al, "Are you done nauseating my fiancé yet, or do you not want to get going?"

"Winry! How's my favorite mechanic!" Ed tried to pry Ling off and walk to the couple. Winry had a scowl on her face, "I better be your ONLY mechanic Ed! And have you been progressing in your studies?" Ever since Al proposed Winry had been teaching Ed to create auto mail. She didn't trust another mechanic and she knew that she wouldn't be able to see him as often anymore. It was a valuable skill, one that the blond alchemist had dedicated long nights to.

"Of course, ill never be as good as you but thankfully ill survive now." Ed smiled kindly at his childhood friend. The four walked out of Central's HQ and headed toward their designated cars.

A signature grin of determination was upon the fullmetal alchemist, "alright Al, promise me wherever you go you tear the place up! Elric brothers' style!" The younger Elric brother gave the other thumbs up, "Uhn Nii-saan"

As the vehicles drew away Edward heard Winry yell, "You better be back here next year for our wedding Ed, or ill track you down and tear your automail port out!" Ed and Ling grinned at the two blondes in the car waving as we also drew away, and Ed's eyes watered a bit. Ling looked questioningly at Ed, "so what now pipsqueak?"

A feral smile now on his face, he looked at the surrounding landscape

"Like I told Alphonse, Ling, time to tear the world up, Fullmetal style!...AND who are you calling a microscopic half-pint who didn't grow up because he doesn't drink milk! IM 5'11 YOU SQUINTY-EYE!"