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Chapter 1
Me: HI! HI! And welcome!~~~
Fai: WELCOME~ WELCOME~~
Me: Lalalalala~
Kuro: What...the hell...
Fai: *pokes Kuro* oh, Kuro-pyon-pyon, this fic isn't supposed to make sense...
Kuro: Then why am I here!
Fai: 'Cause you're Big Puppy... And Syaoran's Little Puppy...
Me: Good point! LABELED!
Big Puppy: W-what the hell? Change my name back!
Me: Hm...maybe... =x=
Watanuki: Aero...you're missing the point...
Me: Right! The point! Everyone who's found this fanfic already know the cast so there's no need to introduce them...though...Watanuki and Doumeki's here so...
Doumeki: *gestures towards Watanuki* He's the spastic one.
Watanuki: WHO'S THE SPAZZ!
Me: ANYWAY! First, we'll see what these crazy characters think about...*cue music* School Records Of Horitsuba by...*more music* True Despair! Thankyou Thankyou~~ Sakura? Your line...
Sakura: Oh... Aero doesn't own Tsubasa the series, or True Despair's story...This fic was created with the permission of the authors...
Aero: Eh... ON WITH THE FIC!
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It was the best prank that Fai has ever thought of it was also the last prank he will ever do for a long time. However in his opinion it was well worth it.
It was during spring break in the Horitsuba Academy and Kurogane, the gym teacher was away on vacation (for one reason or another). However that made a very bubbly chemistry Teacher very sad and bored. So after hours of just watching television, he came up with an idea.
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Aero: Fai's bored and it's all Kuro...I mean Big Puppy's fault... wah, wah...
Fai: Wah, Wah.
Watanuki: Could we get through the first few paragraphs first...
Kurogane: *huffs* Whatever...
Me: ...
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He ran to the home computer and signed up on his account of Facebook.
He heard the door open as Yuui walked into the house with a few bags. "Hello? Brother, are you home?"
"I'm here~!" Fai called out as he was on the screen; checking for friend updates and soon-to-be birthdays. "I'm just on the computer~!" He heard Yuui making a noise of acknowledgment before the sounds of footsteps were heard on the tiles of their kitchen. He then grinned as he clicked on his status. "Now then, let the fun begin."
Fai (SexyKitty66)
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Me: Kuro...? Fai's Facebook name is SexyKitty66. What are your thought's on that? ANSWER 'CAUSE IT'S THE POINT OF THE FIC!
Kurogane: Pfft.
Me: ...*leaps on Kuro's head* Tapppitytaptap~ *leaps off* ANSWER DAMMIT!
Kuro: WHAT THE HELL?
Fai: *pouty face* Wah... Kuro-pyon thinks my name sucks... And that I'm no good for him... pouty pouty...
Kuro: *sighs* It's fine...
Me: AND...?
Kuro: It's fitting...I guess. He insists on being some sort of cat for some reason and he's sexy enough for it and...
Me: HA! HE SAID IT! And ya can't take it back. ONWARD!
Syaoran:...
Sakura: *looks at Syaoran*
Watanuki: Wow...
Doumeki: *shrugs*
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Changed his status from "Single" to "In a relationship"
0 seconds ago*Like*Comment
Then the chemistry teacher just sat back and let the internet do the magic.
Sure enough; after just two minutes later .
2 mins ago* 18 likes* comment
He grinned. "My my, It seems that I have friends who care about my status~!" He looked at who wanted to comment on his changed status.
Sakura (PinkPrincess)
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Me: WHOA! So Syaoran...your opinion on Sakura's Facebook name...
Syaoran: U-um...it fits her...you know...perfectly...
Me: I'll take it.
Kuro: WHAT!
Doumeki: *turns SPECIFICALLY to Watanuki* Where can I find some food around here?
Watanuki: YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF!
Me: Doumeki has a point... I'm feeling like...hm...cheesecake sounds really good right now. with lots and lots of decorations. Edible decorations of course. make a flower out of frosting...yum~
Watanuki: W-what? why?
Fai: Watanuki-kun's always the best at cooking.
Me: *hooks arms with Fai and turns to Watanuki*
Me and Fai: *w* ... *our voices get deeper and more demonic*
Everyone: *backs away*
Watanuki: WAHH! ALRIGHT! FINE I'LL MAKE YOUR DAMN CHEESCAKE. *starts mumbling things about being about Yuuko and probably worse*
Me and Fai: *cute smiles* Okay~ ONWARD!
Kurogane: Jeez, surrounded by maniacs...
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Is it true Fai-sensei? You found someone?
Fai could only chuckle at the innocent girl's question. All the more reason to spice it up a bit.
Fai (SexyKitty66)
Yep, it's true~! I found someone to love~!
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Me: Oh no... Fai...*slowly turns* HOW COULD YOU!
Fai: *wails* I DON't KNOW! POOR KURO!
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Then before he knew it more people decided to join.
Syaoran (AsianFighter)
Sakura: Wow, Syaoran. I like your name.
Syaoran: *blushes*
Me: =_=
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Wow, Fai-sensei! That's good to hear.
Himawari (SunflowerGal)
I'm so happy for you Fai-sensei!
Doumeki (PriestWarrior)
Cool.
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Doumeki: ...It fits...
Me: *nods* It does...
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Watanuki (ChefMaster)
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Me: YO! WATANUKI YOU'RE UP!
Watanuki: *runs in huffing, spatula in hand* What?
Me: Jeez! You're not even paying attention to the story! You're line comes up and you're not even here! Whiny whiny...
Watanuki: Y-you told me to make cheesecake. What the hell!
Me: Fine: *waves him off* Make your cheescake then.
Fai:ONWARD!
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DON'T WASTE SPACE ON THAT ONE WORD COMMENT! THERE ARE SOME PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY WANT TO HEAR MORE FROM YOU!
And congratulations, Fai-sensei.
Fai had to laugh at that. Watanuki was always on Doumeki's case on his lack of speaking. A man of few words people would call him. Then the latest comment finally asked the question he was waiting for.
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Kurogane: ...
Me: Sounds like you...
Kurogane: Shut up!
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Syaoron (Doppelgangerfighter)
That's great Fai-sensei. But who's the lucky person who has swept you off your feet?
At last; to put his plan in place.
Fai (SexyKitty66)
It's ...
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Fai: *sees line* Well...it's a mystery.
Me and Fai: NOOOOOOOOOOO
Kuro: Idoits...
Me and Fai: Nyaa~
Fai: Nyaa~ Nyaa~ Kuro-nyaa~
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[Dinnertime]
Yuui was confused to say the least when Fai came skipping to the table; humming as he came. "Well you're in a better mood then usual; did something happen?"
Fai happily sat at the table as he helped himself to a bowl of mash potatoes. "Oh nothing~! Just a couple of friends on Facebook. Sakura got a new kitty sweater today~! I'm so happy for her~!"
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Everyone: *turns to Sakura* *sees pink sweater with a chibi cat head*
Sakura: This is awkward...
Watanuki: Here's your cheesecake...*grumbles*
Me: *pokes sweater*
Sweater: MEOW~~~
Everyone: Oh!
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The younger twin smiled as he nodded. "That's nice. I always thought she was a cat person anyway. Roast beef?"
"Yes please~!"
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Doumeki: I could use some roast beef...*turns to Watanuki*
Watanuki: WHAT THE HELL? I JUST MADE YOU CHESS...CHEESECAKE.
Me: Heh! You almost said chesscake... wait...where is Yuui...?
Fai: *waves* Oh, he's...somewhere...
Kuro: ...Where?
Fai:...
Kuro: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW!
Me: DAMN STRAIGHT!
Everyone: ...
Fai: It's not that I don't know, it's...
Kuro: You don't know.
Fai: TT^TT Kuro-meanie, you didn't even let me finish...
Kuro: You don't know...
Me: Persistent.
Sakura and Syaoran: *glance*
Kuro: ONWARD!
Everyone:O.O
Fai: It's just Aero...
Me: *pulls off Kuro cosplay* ...
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Yuui chuckled as he sat at the table. "I wonder when Kurogane will come back from his trip." He cut a steamed carrot in half as he took a bite. While he was eating he failed to notice Fai's evil smirk at the other end. When he did notice him, all he saw was a bright smile.
"I wonder too~! It's been so lonely with big doggy around to hang out with~! I do hope he comes back soon~!" On the inside though, he was racking with dark laughter. 'I can't wait to see the look on Kuro's face when school starts again.'
The rest of dinner went without any incident.
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Fai: *dark laughter*
Me: *chills*
Kuro: And that's why I killed you...
Me: WAH! *SMACK* Bad Kuro-wan, Bad! No killing. I'll put you back in the Kuro cage!
Kuro: *whimpers* Not again... .
Everyone: O.o ?
Doumeki: *points to Fai cosplaying Kuro*
Kuro: WOULD YOU TWO QUIT IT!
Me: Scary!
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[Some time later]
Kurogane entered the front doors of the academy with less of a foul mood than usual. His vacation went without any problems and the best part was that the annoying blonde teacher didn't pester him with constant calls, texts or e-mails. However his guard was up. He found it odd that Fai didn't pester him during his vacation which led him to one conclusion.
The moron has done something bad while he was gone.
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Fai: *points towards "moron"* NOT a moron. *whimpers towards Kuro* Remember...last night you said I was your idiot...not moron...
Kuro: *blushes*
Me: AH!
Syaoran and Sakura: WHAT THE!
Doumeki: It was bound to come up sooner or later...more cheesecake...
Watanuki: YOU ATE IT ALL!
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He looked around the academy to see if that blonde teacher did anything to the building. After not finding anything out of the ordinary, he then shrugged. He figured since Fai lived with Yuui; it was impossible for the idiot to actually do anything without the younger twin knowing.
With a sigh, he went to his office.
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[Later that day]
There was a knock at the door.
Kurogane glanced up from his paperwork and sighed. "Come in." He then blinked in surprise as he saw a huge group of girls with gifts and cards in their hands. He raised an eyebrow. "What's this? It's not my birthday."
One of the girls giggled. "Oh you know."
"Uh no I don't" Kurogane responded. "So I ask you again; what's this?"
Another girl giggled as she stepped forward and hand him a card. "I think this will refresh your memory~!"
Skeptical, Kurogane took the card and opened it.
Congratulations on your new-found relationship with Fai-sensei~!
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Me: Ohhhh so Fai said it was Kuro...ohhhhhhhhhhh-_-
Fai: I knew it was him all along. *snuggles Kuro* Snuggle~
Kuro: Moron, get off!
Fai: *pouts* Not your moron...
Watanuki: ONWARDS!
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In a mere moment; he shut down. He read that sentence over and over again to comprehend the whole thing.
Congratulations on your new-found relationship with Fai-sensei~!
your new-found relationship with Fai-sensei~!
your new-found relationship
new-found relationship
relationship
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Me: Yes, Kuro. read over and over and over and over...hehehehe
Kuro: You! Shut up!
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"Re-Re-Relationship?" Kurogane said in an unusually high pitch. This doesn't make sense. He was on vacation. A freaking vacation! How the hell did this happen? Then it clicked. Why Fai hasn't pestered him. He glared at the card.
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Syaoran: Kurogane-s-san, that was an unusually squeaky voice just now...
Kuro: Kid...it's not really me...
Me: Kuro-koi's glaring at inanimate objects again...
Kuro: IT'S NOT REALLY ME!
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"Where's Fai-sensei? I want to talk to him about something."
The girls before him shuddered at the cold temperature and the oddly dark voice the gym teacher has taken. They didn't want to answer but if they didn't; they too will feel his wrath.
"Um .h-he's walking to his classroom right now why do you ask?"
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Fai: Looks like I'm in danger...
Syaoran: Fai's in danger...
Sakura: Looks like Fai-san's in danger...
Watanuki: Fai's in danger.
Doumeki: *nods* He's in danger.
Me: I'm missing something...
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"So that status was fake."
Fai nodded. "Yup~! 100 percent untrue~!" He and Syaoran were walking to the science lab while holding a stack of paper that were graded tests. "I even got some girls to give him gifts and cards to complete it. Isn't that awesome of me~?"
Syaoran nervously chuckled. "I wouldn't call it 'awesome' Fai-sensei but that was a pretty good prank. You had all of us going for a while." He glanced back as the pair continued walking. "But I shudder to know what Kurogane-sensei's going to do when he finds yo FAI! LOOK OUT!"
Me: *laughs out loud* !
Everyone: *stares*
Me: ...*clears throat*...Fai's in danger...
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Fai turned his head. "Hmm~? What's that Sya- "
BAM!
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Me: CUT! Kuro! You weren't supposed to kill him! Now we need a new Fai. Someone! Get Yuui on the phone... NOW!
Sakura: YES!
Kuro: Calm down, kid. She's crazy.
Fai: AH! I'm dead? Wah! Kuro-puuuuuuu, how could youuuuuu...
Kuro: Damn wizard...
Me: *imitates Kuro's voice* Damn rat...
Watanuki: What kind of reference was that?
Me: ONWARDS!
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Getting hit with a volleyball wasn't what Fai expected from Kurogane; in fact he was expected something worse.
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Fai: *kitty face* I'm alive after allllll!~~~
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Though as soon he regained consciousness; He promised Yuui (who both helped him to the infirmary and along with other people waited by his bed) not to play pranks on the gym teacher again.
However, his memory seems to have had some issues.
He failed to tell Kurogane that he hacked into his account as well.
Guess who's has a baby with him?
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Me: O.O Reena...?
Kuro: HELL NO!
Me: Worth a try... IGNORE ME!
Fai: It's still a prank...I think...
Me: Tell me your thoughts before we stray too far...Watanuki!
Watanuki: It's was well written in my opinion...though I did get a few lines.
Me: That you missed...say more!
Watanuki: Uh...um...I don't know. It made me laugh.
Me: As it should. *sigh* Doumeki.
Doumeki: *shrugs*
Me: Okay, Sakura?
Watanuki: Wait! What! That's all Doumeki says!
Doumeki: Jealous...
Me: Sure...it fits him...SAKURA!
Sakura: I thought it was well-written too. The Facebook names fit and Yuui was in it and Syaoran and Fai and Kurogane too...
Me: Okay! *raises fist* Syao!
Syaoran: It was really funny and deserves recognition like this...
Me: Very nice. Go, Fai, go! Use...Fai-Kitty Attack.
Fai: Fai! Fai!
Kuro: Idiots!
Me:*dark tone* I'm changing your name again.
Big Puppy: What?
Fai: KUDOS TO TRUE DESPAIR! AWESOME FIC AND I WANNA SEE MORE.
Me: AWESOME! ME-
Big Puppy: QUIT YELLING!
Me and Fai: *glares*
Me: What's the point of yelling that to us?
Fai: Muro-meanie's being unreasonable...wahwah
Big Puppy: What...QUIT CHANGING MY NAME!
Me: Oh no! We're out of time! Wait for chapter 2 of True Despair's School Records Of Horitsuba! Oh! And you guys should read her stories! Their sooooo gooooood~ Don't forget to review and comments and suggestions are always welcome!
Everyone but Big Puppy: Bye~