"Well, that wasn't as fun as you described it'd be," Dante complained as he followed Deadpool back to the Devil May Cry.

"Hey, don't worry rookie, this is just the tip of the Titanic," Deadpool assured the devil hunter. "We're not even remotely done causing trouble just yet!"

"Great, what's the next plan, rob a bank?" Trish asked sarcastically, Deadpool stroking his chin to actually contemplate Trish's comment. "Ugh, I can't work with this idiot anymore. Dante, I'll be back at the Devil May Cry. Please, don't need me."

"Well, let's go grab a slice, I'm starving!" Deadpool exclaimed as he pointed to a pizzeria across from where he and Dante were standing, Deadpool going ahead of Dante toward the restaurant.

"Well, it can't get any worse can it?" Dante asked as he followed Deadpool to the pizzeria.

Dante and Deadpool vs. The Hulk

by gorutovssageta

Disclaimer: It just got worse Dante. Oh, and I don't own Devil May Cry or Deadpool. Ha, I love being the author!

"Dammit, why do I got the feeling that this is going to get worse?" Dante asked Deadpool, who was currently shoveling several slices of pizza inside his mouth. "Hey, are you even paying attention?"

"Hey, I'm watching My Little Pony, shut the hell up!" Deadpool snapped as food particles shot from his mouth. "Damn, I would ride that pony all night!"

"Do you notice that everyone in this restaurant is staring at us?" Dante asked as he gazed around the restaurant, indeed all of the patrons gawking at the duo.

"Well, I am a known mercenary, so the paparazzi follows me all the time, I'm a star!" Deadpool responded as he flashed Dante a grin. "Oh yeah baby, time for a photo shoot!" As Deadpool went into several different poses, Dante glanced out the window, a man wearing a lab coat walking toward the pizzeria. As he entered, he glanced nervously at Dante and Deadpool, Dante looking back at the man with a curious expression.

"Hey buddy, you alright?" Dante asked as he stood up from his seat, the man jumping in fear slightly as the devil hunter walked up to him.

"N-No, I'm fine, thank you!" the man stammered as he turned away, walking up to the counter. "Y-Yes, I'll take a slice to go, as fast as you can please! I must get back to work."

"Well, if it wasn't my old friend Deadpool," a voice murmured behind Dante, who turned around to see who it was. It was a man wearing a skull mask, holding a shield similar to Captain America's in his hand. He wore a white cape with a navy blue jumpsuit, a utility belt connected to his waist. He had a six foot muscular frame, a sword sheathed on his back with two guns connected to his utility belt.

"Beat it skippy, don't you see my favorite show is on?" Deadpool remarked as the man took a pistol off his belt, a bullet blowing up the television.

"You son of a bitch, you know they don't have that on Netflix anymore?" Deadpool asked as he looked up at the man. "That's harsh! Wait, I do know you! It's skull face, uh Ghost something right?"

"No, I'm not Ghost Rider!" the man roared as he pointed the pistol at Deadpool. "Guess again, this time you better get it right!"

"Uh… am I on Family Feud?" Deadpool asked as he stood up, prancing slightly. "Is it… Skeletor?"

"Enough of this shit, I'm the Taskmaster!" the man roared as he shot Deadpool directly in the head, sighing as he turned around, running right into Dante's Ebony.

"All right, since we're on Family Fued, I'm guessing you're one dead asshole," Dante remarked with a broad smile as Taskmaster snickered.

"You're still wet behind the ears boy, how dare you challenge me!" Taskmaster shouted as the man wearing the lab coat tried to sneak by. Taskmaster saw him, grabbing the man quickly, holding a pistol to the man's forehead.

"So, now you're taking a hostage?" Dante asked as his gun remained on Taskmaster, who was chuckling as he backed up toward the door.

"L-Let go of me now, before it's too late!" the man insisted as Taskmaster increased the pressure he was placing on the man's neck, the man screaming in agony as he did.

"Shut the hell up, you're my bitch until I can get the hell outta here!" Taskmaster screamed as he continued to back up. "Dammit, you act like this asshole isn't going to recover! He has a regenerative factor you know! All I was doing was giving him a little payback for all the shit he's pulled on me!"

"Wrong time and place pal, that's why you got to pay the piper," Dante responded as he advanced toward Taskmaster.

"P-Please, let me go, no one is safe here!" the man begged as Taskmaster laughed, increasing the pain once again. The man roared in pain, but then strangely stopped, a low growling being heard from the man's mouth.

"Surprise asshole, I'm back!" Deadpool shouted as he pressed his gun on the back of Taskmaster's cranium. "That was a cheap shot, shooting me when I was on Family Feud. Hey, what's wrong with that guy?" Deadpool pointed to the man in the lab coat, who seemed to be growing, his skin turning a bright green.

"What… the… fuck…?" Dante choked out as muscles bulged out the man's shirt, ripping his all his clothing besides his bottoms. He grew up to about nine feet, roaring with an primal roar as the transformation completed.

"Son of a bitch… it's the Hulk!" Taskmaster roared as he ran toward the door, Hulk picking up the man before he could reach it. With minimal effort, he chucked Taskmaster at the counter, causing a whole pizza to fall on Taskmaster's head.

"Holy green giant, what the hell happened to him?" Dante asked as Deadpool and Dante looked up at the green radioactive monster.

"Dude just took several like instaroids in like five seconds flat, we better run!" Deadpool shouted as the Hulk roared again, bringing down his hand on Deadpool, who rolled away from the attack. "Come on poodle boy, let's blow this haystack!"

"We can't just let these people die, we need to stop this big douche!" Dante shouted as Deadpool sighed in response.

"OK, I usually love the goody two shoe "boy scout" crap, but this isn't the time, that's the freaking Hulk!" Deadpool replied. "He can smash five of us each without even breaking a sweat!"

"Don't tell me, you're scared?" Dante asked with a superior grin as Deadpool huffed in response. "Well, I didn't know that crazy old Deadpool was nothing but a sane coward."

"Hey, I am not sane!" Deadpool shouted back as he unsheathed his katanas off this back. "Let's do this poodle boy."

"Yeah, you're helping too since this is all your fault," Dante shouted as he yanked Taskmaster off the floor.

"Fuck?" Taskmaster asked as he, Dante, and Deadpool all looked up at the big green monster.

Hulk is in the building! The big battle begins next chapter!