IT IS NOT OVER YET (sings to the tune of Not Over Yet from AVPS cause that's one of my fave Starkid songs)! Readers, I'm sorry if you thought the last chapter was the end! It was the end of the Warbler's story of how they got together! Not the end of the ACTUAL story!

There are at least two other chapters after this one. I'm not sure if I want this to be long, or short. I might ass another plotline after this one, but I don't trust myself. I mean, I have an idea of where the next two chapters are, but after that, I have a habit completely abandoning stories (Lots of my Skulduggery Pleasant stories are half-done) and it's depressing for both me and the readers. But I'll see.

Also I'm on eight weeks of holidays! Well, seven, cause I just spent one watching Season Two over and over... but I'm going to enter some online writing comps, and work on my Harry Potter, Glee and Skulduggery fanfictions, especially oneshots. Now, I have trouble getting inspiration when I'm at home alot, so if any of you have any stories you'd like to read, or ideas, I would LOVE YOU FOREVER! I like writing, but I write more easily once I know where I'm going.

Anyway, onto the chapter... Sorry if it's a bit short.


Date going well. Both ordered. K- Salad, W-Spaghetti.

Jeff, I told you not to spy on them!

Kurt just blushed! And I'm choosing to ignore your last text.

Dude, what are you doing? If you ruin their date...

Oh, David, like you wouldn't be behind a pot plant if your little sister didn't demand weekly Disney marathons. And if you didn't like them.

Hey, Kurt likes Disney too! And Blaine! And you, for that matter!

I do not see how that is relevant. Anyway, I just wanted you to know how it was going, Davey-Poo! I mean, they're two of your best friends!

Yeah, okay. So what. At least I respect their privacy... But, you know, do you think it's going well? Is Wes making as ass out of himself?

Only a bit. I think Kurt's finding it endearing. He keeps smiling at Wes like he's an adorable puppy.

Gasp! The roles are reversed. Usually, instead of Kurt comparing things to puppies, everyone is comparing Kurt (oh, and Blaine too, sometimes) to one. Or a cat. Can you take a photo for me?

I thought you were against the spying.

I do not see how that is relevant.

Okay, here's the picture. See how they're both leaning forward? They're so into each other. I sent it to all the Warblers.

Tell me, is Nick there?

No, he's waiting at the cinema. They're seeing a horror movie. I detect lots of terrified hand holding and snuggling.

You're going to their movie, too?

Hey, in our defence, we really wanted to see this movie.

How are you getting there?

I'm going to curl up in the back of Wes's car.

Okay, I don't want to be a part of this. Mel will kill me if I don't get back before she can force me to sing 'I'll Make a Man Out of You'. I'm thinking of introducing her to Blaine. One, he loves Disney, but he would actually enjoy being beaten with a pillow by a seven year old until he sings.

It's the hair gel. It's gone to his head (haha, pun).


Wes discreetly watched Kurt over the top of his menu. The other boy had the tip of his tongue stuck out in concentration, and Wes found himself smiling.

He could barely believe this was happening. For fear of sounding like a teenage girl talking to her crush, there were thoughts running through his mind that were dangerously similar to 'I'm the happiest guy on earth'...

Yeah, okay, he was never going to think that again.

"Wes, will you please stop staring at me? It's distracting me from my salad choices."

Wes blushed. "Uh, distracting you?"

"Yes." Kurt looked up from his menu. "Also, having the menu up to your face with just your eyes over the top is a little bit obvious."

Wes knew he should never take advice from David before a date.

"Uh, sorry." He said, lowering his menu.

The rest of the date went... Well. They talked, and Wes was relieved to find that it was just as easy to talk to Kurt as it had been when they were just friends. They discussed Warblers business, movies, and, briefly, Blaine's dangerous hair gel addiction ("We have to hold an intervention!" Kurt said in dismay. "The products he use are non-organic!")

It was as they were getting up to leave that Kurt froze, which alarmed Wes, and his face went from surprised to unimpressed to annoyed to devious.

"Kurt?" Wes was almost afraid to ask. Did he have something on his face. But Kurt wasn't looking his way.

"Jeff."

"Ye- wait, what?"

"He was hiding behind a pot plant. He just ran out and is attempting to break into your car."

Wes's head whipped to window looking out onto the carpark. Sure enough, a figure dressed completely in black with a eye-catching head of bright blonde hair was pulling on the backseat door and seemed to be cursing loudly.

"Huh." Wes said. "So he is..."

Kurt looked at his date. "Come on." he slipped in hand in Wes's. "Let's go deal with it."


My plan has been foiled! NOOOOO!

Oh god, Jeff, what did they do to you?

David, it was awful! Kurt just... gave me this disappointed look... It made me feel like I'd kicked a puppy! Or Blaine!

Dead God, his disappointed look is really bad. He gave it to me when I went on a date with clothes from Target.

You did that in front of Kurt? Are you an idiot?

Not as much as an idiot as you are, letting yourself get discovered!

That's unfair!

That's completely fair!

Whatever. Look, can you pick me up? I'm in the carpark of that Italian restaurant Thad's in love with. Please? I would get Nick, except he's got to complete his part of the mission!

Fine! I'll be there in twenty minutes.


Nick! I failed! Go on without me!

Oh God, really? Jeff!

It's not my fault! Kurtsie spotted me with his ninja skills... Or because of my lack of Ninja skills...

Whatever. Are you okay?

Don't worry about me, David's picking me up. I have to go, because they should be there soon, but good luck!

Thanks, and I'll be on the lookout for Kurt's ninja eyes. He probably suspects me. I must be careful.

If you die, I love you Nicky!

I LOVE YOU TOO JEFFY!

*sobs*

*pats on back*

Eh... Thoughts? I think I've lost my touch, and the only way to get it back is for you guys to tell me if you think I should have done something differently, or if you see any typos! I think it's important to note that my stories are not beta-d, just that I go over them with my grammar skills.

NS