Riiight. So, it's been a while, but I couldn't think of who to interview. :/
I also CHANGED MY PEN NAME. Which means I'll be 'J' not 'A' now. Kay?
Decide for me, reviwers! Every time you review, say who you think should be interviewed next.
But here's Total now! (if the story sucks, forgive me.)
J: Hey all, it's Jelly here ONCE AGAIN, with Total, the talking, flying dog.
T: Thank you everybody! I must say, it is a pleasure to be here, and I'd like to thank my beautiful wife Akila, for her unwavering-
J: Yeah, yeah, I get it, no one likes a suck-up and I'm still going to humiliate you and post it on FanFiction.
T: *whimpers*
J: *evil grin* So, Total, sausage or bacon?
T: *blank stare*
J: Maybe breakfast wasn't the way to go...
T: No, no. Um, I like both. With pancakes and lots of syrup. And fried eggs, not too brown...
J: So you're a picky eater.
T: *offended* Picky? How dare you call me something so insulting!
J: If it makes you feel better, I'll call you loyal and majestic.
T: Really?
J: No. Moving on! So, what is it like being Angel's partner-in-trying-to-take-over-the-flock?
T: Hey, I had nothing to do with that one.
J: Which one?
T: You sound bitter about something.
J: She started out this adorable little 6-year old and then turned EVIL.
T: She was not evil! She rescued me from my cage!
J: And Max would have left you behind if Angel hadn't used her mind-controlling powers to convince Max to let you come along for her own benefit.
T: Don't talk about it.
J: Fine. Who's your favorite member of the Flock?
T: Angel. She rescued me from that horrific dog cage. No pun intended.
J: And least favorite?
T: Definitely Dylan. I mean, who doesn't hate him?
J: You'd be surprised. Why do you hate him, exactly?
T: What, you don't?
J: Well... okay, yes I do. He ruins the FAX.
T: Fax?
J: Fang and Max.
T: There should be a Total and Akila - Takila!
J: Tequila? Not sure you're of a legal drinking age...
T: No, no, Total and Akila combined.
J: Oh, that makes more sense. And I'm not sure...
T: Yeah, dogs really shouldn't drink alcohol.
J: You're no ordinary dog though. And you can survive gourmet foods all the time.
T: I take it you're referring to my pancakes exclusively from Paris? Or my Bolivian bacon?
J: Um... no. I didn't know you had Paris pancakes or Bolivian bacon... HEY! They're both alliterations!
T: *stares*
J: ...What?
T: Nothing.
J: Obviously it's something or you wouldn't be staring at me like that.
T: I have no idea what you're talking about.
J: ...You're a bad liar.
T: I am not!
J: Yes you are.
T: No I'm not!
J: Yes you are.
T: NO I'M NOT!
J: *snicker* So, Total, what's your take on... bathing?
T: You're crazy.
J: Says the talking dog.
T: *glares*
J: Fine, I'll drop it.
T: *continues to glare*
J: You remind me of my friend Emma when you do that.
T: Is she a dog?
J: Nah, she's a magical Unicorn.
T: Really?
J: Nope. She's a human being. *giggle* I can't believe you fell for that one!
T: That's it! *attacks*
J: *screams and runs as Total chases her growling*
Angel: *comes into room and picks up Total*
J: Angel, you're not supposed to be interviewed yet.
A: So you want me to leave you to an angry Total?
T: *growls*
J: Uh, no, just, er... *whimper* CALM HIM DOWN PLEASE.
A: *soothes Total*
T: Humph.
A: I don't want to walk in to see you attacking the crazy girl again, okay?
J: Hey!
T: Fine.
A: Thank you. *leaves*
J: So, Total... tell me about yourself. *visibly shaken*
T: Well, I come from a very regal line of important and beautiful dogs...
J: *doodles on clipboard*
T: *continues blabbing*
-15 minutes later-
T: My mother was a beautiful dog-
J: *runs out of room on clipboard*Well thank you for that very interesting story, Total, but we're out of room (and time and interest) so GOOD-BYE!
T: But I haven't even told you the story of my father's- *is dragged out of room by security guards*
Wow, Total is kind of boring. NEVER INTERVIEW HIM, GUYS.
So anyways, I've been thinking. Some girl on FanFiction has captured Iggy, and St. Fang of Boredom has captured Fang.
...I need my own Maximum Ride captive.
Any suggestions? R&R!