[AU] Same as the show; Damon and Caroline are vampires. Very Post-Klaus battle, no spoilers. Standard OCC warnings for threesome fun. This story was donated to breast cancer by drkprncss17 aka Temptress_Kitten17. Story requests begin at $1, see my profile for more information. I'm willing to write all types of fun for you.

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All we ever think about is sex
Nothing really matters 'cause we're young
Girl I want to party 'till we crash
I ain't got no plans on growin' up

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"Elena!" Caroline gleefully announced seeing her best friend enter the boarding house.

Damon paused pouring another drink in anticipation of seeing the beautiful brunette.

"Hey, you two." Elena greeted somewhat awkwardly, stuffing her hands in her jeans. She slowly walked into the large living. "What's going on?"

"Is there something you need, Elena?" Damon replied curiously, wondering why she had decided to visit. He knew she wasn't looking for Stefan because he wasn't even in Mystic Falls at the moment.

"I thought it was time..." Elena paused uncomfortably, still getting used to the new circumstances. "I thought it was time to move my things out of Stefan's room." Now that she was no longer dating Stefan, there wasn't a reason for her to keep overnight things at the boarding house.

Damon stared at her expressionless before very faintly nodding. He couldn't believe it, after their fourth break up, Stefan and Elena wouldn't be getting back together this time. They had broken up for good. Not that he wanted to admit it, but he was going to miss seeing Elena regularly in the middle of the night. They've had their fair share of fun times. Regardless, at least this was the end of walking in on them making out in the kitchen, living room, basement, whatever.

Caroline rolled her eyes. As her role of Elena's best friend, she was so sick of hearing sob stories about Stefan. Honestly, Caroline didn't understand why it took Elena so long to realize that they simply weren't compatible. Elena was nearly 20 now, she didn't need Stefan's constant coddling any longer. It was basic to understand: Stefan had fallen in love with a very vulnerable Elena, but he hadn't been prepared to handle the real Elena. Caroline knew the real Elena, at least she'd like to think so.

"You look like you need a drink." Caroline said cheerily, setting down her Gin & Tonic in favor of popping open a beer for Elena.

Elena sighed but without protest she took the beer from her. Damon watched her as she chugged some of it down. Elena followed Caroline to the couch and took a seat next to her.

Elena relaxed against the couch, practically slouching, the last two weeks had been emotionally draining. She was in need of some meaningless fun. She didn't want to think about anything important.

"So..." Elena began, her eyes darting at Damon standing to her right pouring another bourbon to Caroline on her left. "Three o'clock. Saturday Afternoon. This is what you guys do?" She asked curiously.

Over the past year, Elena had noticed that Damon and Caroline were very buddy buddy. Elena knew somewhere along the way, Damon had started to seek out Caroline's company over hers. Was she jealous? Had she expected Damon to worship her, even after treating him badly time after time?

Damon shrugged. It wasn't like Elena hadn't seen him drinking during the day, this was just another page straight out of his book.

"Sometimes we play games too." Caroline quipped proudly.

Elena chuckled picturing the two vampires play chess together like the old men in the park.

"What?" Caroline asked confused by her sudden mood change.

"Are you feeling okay?" Damon joked.

"I feel great." Elena answered with a confident grin on her face. "So, can I join in or is it member's only? What are we playing today?"

"Naked twister." Damon offered like a reflex.

Elena spit out some of her beer, completely caught off guard.

"We don't play Naked Twister." Caroline said annoyed.

Damon had to cough at that statement.

"That was a one time thing!" Caroline chided incredulously.

"Umm, usually we play card games?" She explained, opening the drawer on the wooden side-table to retrieve a deck of cards.

Elena made a nonchalant face in approval.

Caroline absently began to shuffle the cards in her hands, a skill she had picked up after playing so often with Damon. Suddenly, an evil smirk appeared on her face and he noticed it right away. He stood very still wondering what she was scheming.

"You know, Elena, it's been a long time since we've played a card game together." Caroline said sweetly.

"Hmm." Elena mused taking a sip of her beer. "I guess you're right…"

"Do you even remember our last time?" Caroline asked.

Elena shook her head, not having the slightest idea.

"I do!" Caroline said triumphantly with a dash of sneakiness.

Elena and Damon both looked at her with matching what-the-fuck? expressions.

"We were like 16? And you invited everyone from school to your lake house for a spring break party." Caroline readily explained.

Elena's face paled at the forgotten memory. She went to third base at that party.

"So at the end of the night like almost everyone had gone home, but you weren't ready for the party to end." Caroline said raising her eyebrows. "I told you that I was getting bored and you said-"

"If you're bored, then you must be boring too." Elena filled in that particular moment - remembering it well, swallowing thickly.

"Naturally I was pissed off at you for calling me boring. You could be such a bitch sometimes, most of the time..." Caroline scoffed. "Anyway, that's when I suggested a game for us to play."

"Okay." Damon remarked, feeling out of the loop. "What game?"

"Strip. Poker." Caroline said announced.

"Ugh." Elena said annoyed, rolling her eyes.

"Strip poker?" Damon smirked, suddenly amused by their story.

"It was her idea, too." Caroline replied. "I was cool with just poker."

"No way." Damon protested.

"Ugh." Elena repeated.

Caroline laughed loudly. "She wasn't always the goody-goody that we know now." She said in a sing a-long voice. "Right, Elena?"

Elena tensed up under their gazes. "I used to be more 'fun'." She admitted reluctantly.

"By fun you mean pressuring me to do things that I didn't want to do..." Caroline supplied with a smug expression.

"Caroline." Elena said with a warning look. "I never made you do anything."

"Oh, sure, you were just the most popular school in girl and I was always second best." Caroline replied.

"Someone sounds bitter." Damon teased sarcastically. He finished his drink and stood up to get another.

"Elena, Elena. Always up to something. Carefree. Didn't even listen to gossip." Caroline said wistfully. "Never a rule you wouldn't break."

"What's your point?" Elena snapped harshly. "Obviously, things changed. My parents died. That was a long time ago now."

"Maybe I don't have a point." Caroline replied. "Or maybe I'm hoping that you miss being fun. So much that you'll start having fun again?"

"I'm fun, enough." Elena protested. "I thought you didn't like it when I was that fun?"

"Sweetie, I'm a vampire now." Caroline deadpanned. "Not too worried about peer pressure anymore."

Elena looked at her best friend with a narrowed expression. It sure seemed like she was trying to peer pressure her now into doing something.

"Is this turning into an impromptu slumber party?" Damon asked annoyed. "Or are we gonna play cards sometime this century?"

Elena remained quiet, still wondering if she was welcome to hang out with them. She never felt like so much of an outsider, with that thought in mind, she chugged her beer to the end.

"Rummy? War?" Caroline suggested. "Spades? Poker?"

"Strip poker?" Damon asked leering. "For old time's sake and what not."

Caroline shrugged, indifferent since Damon had seen her naked countless of times when they were fuck buddies.

"I knew you didn't have it in you." Damon commented flippantly at Elena.

"I didn't say 'no'." Elena replied standing up from the couch to drink a bit more.

"That a 'yes', then?" Damon asked, trying his best to not look anxious.

"Sure..." Elena allowed, not making eye contact with him. "After a couple of shots, I think so."

Damon's mouth parted somewhat shocked by the turn of events.

"You're drooling a bit." Caroline joked at Damon's dazed expression. She knew that he was still in love with Elena, even after everything that had happened over the years.

Damon shot Caroline a warning glare, while Elena tried to hold the tequila still as she poured. Yup, it was a sign that she really needed to work off her nerves.

Damon watched as Elena took 3 straight shots of tequila.

"Now that's more like it." Caroline cheered. "I think we better move this to the kitchen table. Hey- Elena bring the Patron over with you."

As Elena sat down at the table, she made the move to take off her hoodie because she was feeling hot.

"Didn't realize you'd make it so easy." Damon said flirting with his eyes.

"Oh, right." Elena blushed slightly while zipping her hoodie back up. "Are we playing a sip or strip game?"

Caroline thought about the game before replying to her. "No… let's make this more interesting. So it's gonna be a standard five card draw. Then you decide whether to play or fold. If you fold, you have to take off 1 piece of clothing. But if you stay in, you can either trade your cards or keep your 'em for the showdown. And the loser of the showdown has to take off 2 pieces of clothing and drink 2 shots."

"Okay." Elena readily agreed with a smirk. It had been awhile since she played last, but she felt confident about her card skills. But it did suck that it took much longer for vamps to get tipsy.

Damon was anxious to begin. He was curious to find out what would happen when Elena ran out of clothing to play with. He figured that he had the advantage, after all he'd been gambling since before he was turned. More importantly, he certainly wasn't the type to 'chicken' out.

Before dealing the first hand, Caroline made sure they all had the same amount of clothes on, forcing Damon to put on some shoes. He grumbled, running at vamp speed upstairs to grab 'em.

The game started off rocky for Elena, she had folded for the first two rounds because of the shitty cards that hadn't been any better than a pair. She settled for taking off her shoes and hoodie in the process.

Caroline had lost once during a showdown, so she also removed her shoes and cardigan.

Damon was the only one that hadn't lost any clothing yet.

Elena's luck turned around when she won the next four rounds in a row. Damon was fuming as he sat in only his boxers and socks. He could be a bit of a sore loser sometimes, well, most of the time. By this point, Caroline would have been extremely drunk if not for her vampire tolerance level. After taking off her socks, Caroline was left with only her bra and underwear. It was obvious that she was gonna be in trouble if she kept losing.

Elena snickered, pleased with how things were going, sitting nearly fully clothed.

"Like what you see." Damon stated with flirty eyes at Elena, catching her checking him out.

"It's called not being blind." Caroline deadpanned.

Caroline surprised them both on the following round by actually participating in the showdown. Caroline won with her 'four of a kind'. Elena sighed pouring her shots and removed her socks and pants. He caught a fleeting peek of Elena's lacy, somewhat transparent boyshorts.

Damon easily downed his two shots, but then looked at the girls curiously.

"Now what?" He smirked.

"Hmm?" Caroline asked.

"I'll be naked if I take off my socks and boxers, so I'm the loser?" He shrugged, secretly hoping they'd want to keep playing.

"Guess so." Caroline admitted with a lopsided smile.

"Wait!" Elena objected with large eyes.

"Play naked." She commanded, before correcting herself. "I mean, if you want to that is…"

Damon tried his best to not look shocked. "Well… well… well, isn't this scandalous." He quipped in a teasing manner, raising a brow.

"If you win a round, you'll get your boxers back, but no other clothes?" Caroline offered. "Why don't we keep playing until everyone is naked?" She asked with a head tilt at Elena.

Damon was staring at Elena too.

"What?" Elena asked annoyed. "Why are you guys looking at me like that?"

"Do we have a deal?" Damon asked her.

Elena shrugged in agreement. "It was my idea to keep you in the game, remember?" She scoffed. "But what's gonna be our penalty?"

"Oh, right, you have to do something if you lose." Caroline understood. "How about 10 sits up or push ups? Naked and no vampire stuff, of course."

Elena laughed at the suggestion. "That's ridiculous."

Elena continued laughing picturing Damon in her head. "Whatever, let's play. We're agreed." She was getting anxious to win!

Damon rolled his eyes in fake annoyance and took off his socks and then slowly slid off his boxers. Elena chose not to look at his 'merchandise' (even though she was curious about the hype so to speak), while Caroline on the other-hand remained unaffected.

During the following round, Damon couldn't hide his smirk of joy while staring at his cards. It looked like his luck turned around and the girls were going down.

Caroline decided to fold first, not wanting to risk being completely naked, she decided to take off her underwear.

Suddenly it was a reversal of fortune for Elena. She only had 'full house' while Damon surprised her with a 'straight flush'. She was secretly sad to watch him put his boxers back on. She took 2 shots and removed her shirt. Then she swallowed thickly while trying to decide whether or not to remove her bra or underwear. Ultimately, she went with underwear like Caroline, figuring she wouldn't be too exposed since they were sitting at a table.

Turned out that Damon didn't see anything because Elena took off her underwear while sitting down. A shame indeed.

"Won't be much longer now." Elena mumbled with a goofy grin. She was pretty fucking drunk now. What was that, her 10th shot of the evening? She lost count. Oh, boy.

When the cards were dealt again, the situation got increasingly difficult for the trio. All of them had the risk of losing everything by this point of the game.

Elena groaned seeing her cards. There was no way she wanted to get naked and accept 2 shots. She could barely stand by this point with so much alcohol in her system. She folded first and settled for removing her bra.

Damon held an unneeded breath seeing her perfect, small breasts for the first time (even if she was identical to Katherine, this was monumental for him).

Damon had easily become fully erect knowing that Elena was sitting naked across from him. What bizarro world did he wake up in? Of course he had played strip poker in his kitchen before, but this was different. She wasn't some floozy he had picked up at a bar.

A stalemate had occurred when both Damon and Caroline showed hands of '3 of a kind'.

"Just kiss and call it even." Elena slurred with a proud smile.

Caroline chuckled at her solution.

"Whatever." She said, standing to lean over the table and kiss Damon.

Damon sighed and stood up as well. He caught Elena taking a quick study of his boner, so he smirked at her, but she promptly looked away. Before Caroline sat back down, Elena randomly slapped her butt.

"What was that for?" Caroline said shocked.

"For not winning." Elena remarked like it was the most obvious reason in the world.

Everything just seemed more absolute while tipsy.

"Are you gonna spank me too?" Damon asked raising his brows, testing her limit.

"No." Elena said flatly, almost bored. "I want you to lose."

Damon glared, but was too distracted to make a witty comeback by the smell of her arousal. She was intoxicating. He knew it wasn't Caroline either. He could tell the difference. Every woman was different, even more so with his heightened senses.

Caroline had to giggle at the pair and started to deal the next round. Checking everyone out, Elena was naked, Caroline had a bra on and Damon was in boxers. If one of the vampires lost, the game would be over for good.

All of them decided to enter the showdown. Elena had been fairly confident with her flush, but ultimately lost to the vampires. Since she was already naked, that meant she'd have to perform the physical penalty in addition to her 2 required shots.

The problem was that Elena didn't want to do push up or sit ups. Honestly, she didn't think her body could handle it. "Would it be okay if I did body shots instead for my penalty?" She asked the table.

"Hell yeah!" Damon exclaimed immediately.

Caroline just rolled her eyes at him as Elena got on her knees.

Damon was puzzled wondering what Elena was doing. If it weren't for his vampire hearing, he wouldn't have heard the quiet exchange between the girls.

Elena grabbed the salt from the table.

"The last time you did this…" Caroline murmured thoughtfully.

"Yeah." Elena answered softly.

"You're gonna have to lean over more."

Caroline nodded and leaned to shove her cleavage directly in Elena's face.

"Good thing I still have my bra on." Caroline commented.

"Mmm Hmm." Elena agreed. She poured salt across the top of her best friend's breasts, then firmly placed the shot glass in between her cleavage.

Caroline grabbed the lime and stuck it in her mouth and nodded for her to go ahead.

Meanwhile, Damon couldn't believe that Elena was about to take a shot off Caroline's body instead of his. What the fuck? He was annoyed, yet terribly turned on by the visual at the same time.

Damon remained frozen watching Elena's tongue dart out to lick the salt on Caroline's skin. When Caroline's eyes rolled back in pleasure, he unconsciously began to stroke himself. Like a seasoned professional, Elena expertly removed the shot glass to down it in one go. She set the glass on the table using only her mouth and then bit the lime from Caroline's mouth.

"Mmm. Sour." Elena moaned taking the lime out of her mouth. She let out a little drunk giggle while wiping her mouth.

"Do I have to do more of them?" Elena asked lightly, looking at Damon.

"I think you're good." Damon said with a tight smile.

"Your turn." Caroline announced. "Oh wait, my full house, won? So, I win the game?" She realized that Damon would be naked once again, meaning she was the last player with anything on. She jumped up and down in joy, not caring about her state of undress. She barely ever won poker, so this was a big deal to her.

Damon was disappointed to realize as well that the game was indeed over. "So ladies, what will it be, naked push ups or sit ups?" He asked with a teasing expression.

"Since I won the game, I'm gonna pick your penalty." Caroline said thoughtfully.

Damon crossed his arms expectantly, wanting to know what she had in mind.

"After we clean up, you're gonna carry us around the house." Caroline motioned.

"What?" Damon and Elena replied in a comical manner.

"You heard me." Caroline said standing up, putting on her underwear.

"I'm tired..." Elena announced. "I should go home."

"Uh, who's going to drive you home?" Caroline replied.

Elena groaned in understanding. She lazily started to look for her bra and underwear.

Damon put on his boxers, after at vampire speed he cleaned up the kitchen with Caroline.

"You guys are making me dizzy." Elena whined and closed her eyes.

"Damon."

"Barbie." He replied with mock seriousness.

"Carry us, hmm, upstairs please." She demanded mischievously.

"Upstairs, where?" Damon said impatiently. He was in a strange mood. He couldn't remember the last time he had spent that much time aroused without getting any relief.

"To your nice, comfortable, big bed." Caroline replied innocently with a fake yawn for show.

Damon's lips parted hearing her answer. For some reason, it never crossed his mind that she'd suggest such a thing. He really needed to give the blond more props.

"That's okay, right?" Caroline asked titling her head.

He nodded and picked her up, throwing her over his left shoulder. He went over to Elena and picked her up, tossing her over his right.

"What the fuck!" Elena squealed, somewhat shaken by what had just happened. He managed to completely stir her out of being drowsy.

"I can't believe…" She paused realizing that she did believe Damon would obey Caroline's request. "No vampire speed, please. I already feel kinda queasy."

For Elena's sake, Damon did carry the girls at human speed upstairs to his bedroom. To his bed, precisely, as specified by Caroline. It was hard for him to control his rampant thoughts. He was suddenly wondering if he should have brought up a bottle of something. He wasn't nearly plastered yet and it would help contain his sheer joy over the numerous possibilities for the night.

A/N: I love writing Caroline. *sigh* Part 2/2 coming soon. Be Good & Review!

Song: Fast Times by The Virgins

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