The Many Songs of Merlin by Emachinescat

A Merlin Fan-Fiction

SUMMARY: Series of mini-songs/poems, each dedicated to poking fun at a character from Merlin. Spoofs of "The Cloud Song" on YouTube. First up... The Uther Song! In the same universe as my "Twelve Days of Merlin" fics. Silliness with a smidge of cleverness.

A/N: These are a series of "songs" based on "The Cloud Song" (a video on YouTube that spoofs a character from a Final Fantasy game). I'll put the link to the Cloud Song on my profile if you want to know the tune this goes to. Basically, it's pure silliness with some cleverness in there somewhere. :0) I'll do one for as many characters as I can, and if you want to suggest one, I'll most certainly do it as well. This is in the same realm of ideas as my "Twelve Days of Merlin" collections. Enjoy and please review! If you like I will do more… also, no offense to you Uther-fans… I don't really hate him. I just like poking fun at him. XD Enjoy!

The Many Songs of Merlin

Chapter One: The Uther Song

My name is Uther
I'm so misled
I like to kill
Good people dead
And when they say
"It's not my fault!"
I will then lock
Them in a vault

And then I'll choose
To execute
Even if
They have some proof
Sometimes I will
Use the pyre
That I like
To set on fire

Because I am King
Whatever I say is the law
And if you defy me
I'll break out my chainsaw!

I hate magic
Because I'm scared
I think that it is
Really weird
I will kill wizards
I have no heart
You may mistake me
For Voldemort

A/N: Please let me know what you think? I shall continue if you so wish! :)

~Emachinescat ^..^