Author's note: Firstly, thanks to Hazzard66 for helping me get my muse back. I was running out of ideas and thanks to her numerous ideas, I finally came up with this story. Secondly, I was asked to give Bo a break and torture Luke instead. I tried, but this is the best I could come up with. Still the story focuses more on Bo, I can't help it. Hope y'all like it!
Warning: Not beta-ed and hence I apologise for the grammatical errors.
Disclaimer: Again, I don't own the Dukes or any characters in the Dukes of Hazzard.
Epilogue:
Two days later, after the family was satisfied that Bo was sleeping and eating well again, Luke and Bo went out in the General Lee. "Okay, Bo. It's time for you to make up for what you said to Rosco and Boss Hogg." Luke said. "Rosco's speedtrap is coming up. Speed on through, but not too fast, just over the limit."
Bo frowned, "We're gonna get a ticket."
"Yep, that's the point. You owe, Rosco and Boss Hogg. There's no better way of doing it. Rosco gets the satisfaction of catching us and well, Boss Hogg gets twenty-five dollars, the same amount he would've got from that person he was trying to stick with the phoney ticket." Luke told him.
"Uncle Jesse ain't gonna like this." Bo didn't think this was Luke's best plan.
"Don't worry, I've spoken to Uncle Jesse. He agrees. Anyway, this is the only time Rosco's going to catch us for a while." Luke boasted.
Bo laughed, "Yeah, you're right." Bo sped up and drove through the speed trap and Rosco appeared straight away. They looked down at the CB when Rosco's voice came through.
"Alright, you Duke boys. I gotcha this time! Pull ov..."
Bo and Luke laughed as Rosco trailed off in confusion as Bo stopped the car. Rosco walked up to them. "What are you, Duke boys, up to?" He grumbled.
"What do you mean? You wanted us to pullover, didn't ya?" Bo looked over at Luke who just nodded.
Rosco was confused, "Well, yes...yes I did, but...well...since when did you boys do as I say?"
"Rosco, are you going to give us a ticket or not?" Luke asked, trying to not laugh at the Sheriff's expression.
"Of course I am going to give you a ticket." He wrote out a ticket and was about to hand it to Bo, who was eager to take it when Rosco pulled back. He ducked down further to look at Luke. "Um...Luke...I never told you how sorry I was for causing you to crash." He said uncomfortably.
"Aw, Rosco, it was just an accident. It wasn't anybody's fault." Luke tried to ease the Sheriff's guilt.
"Luke's right, Rosco. I had no right to blame you for it, so would you just give me the ticket?" Bo tried to grab it but Rosco put it behind his back and then grinned, thinking he had a good idea.
"No, no, I'm going to let you boys go this time. Then I don't have to feel so bad...kiew, kiew." Rosco tried to walk away but Bo grabbed his arm. He looked down and frowned at the hand on his arm. "What's wrong, that's all I'm going to do, so if you think you can get more out of me, you're dead wrong." He rubbed his index fingers together, "Shame, shame, everyone knows your name."
"Rosco, give me that, dang ticket!" Bo tried to grab it again.
"Ooh, no, no...you ain't getting the ticket." Rosco ran back to his patrol car. Bo turned back to Luke in shock.
"What do we do now, Luke?" Bo asked. They watched as Rosco sped past them.
"Go after him!" Luke pointed in the direction the Sheriff had gone. "Go!" Bo sped off after the Sheriff. Luke picked up the CB. "Rosco, you pull over right now and give us that ticket!"
"Oooh, why can't you do Duke boys do what I say for once! I ain't giving you a ticket, so stop chasing me."
Bo looked at Luke, "You do know how ridiculous this is, right?"
Luke didn't understand how such a simple plan can go so wrong. "You want to give up or keep chasing?"
"Dukes never give up, no matter how ridiculous we're being." Bo answer and continued the chase. Luke agreed, even though he felt like an idiot.
Rosco looked in his side mirror, "Oooh, hot pursuit! I love it, I love..." He looked down at Flash who was lying there looking extremely bored, "Is it still considered hot pursuit if I'm the pursuee and not the pursuer?" This really was a strange situation he was in. So this was how the Duke boys felt when being chased.
Bo and Luke chased Rosco around Hazzard for the day. All the people of Hazzard were talking about the strange sight of the General Lee chasing the Sheriff's patrol car. The General could easily out run the patrol car if it needed to, but they didn't want to cause any damage to the Sheriff's car otherwise it'll defeat the purpose of what they were trying to do. Then again, they've been chasing the Sheriff for so long now, they plum forgot why they were chasing him. One would say, everything was back to normal in Hazzard, but even this was strange for Hazzard.
The End!