CHAPTER ONE!

A drunken girl is skinny dipping, without a care in the world. Unfortunately for her. A giant shark. Doesn't approve of intruders. And began ripping her in half. Her last words were, "MOMMY! I FEEL DISTURBED!" And then was taken to the bottom of the dark ocean, which quickly became red. 'To many bones, WERE'S THE MEAT!' the shark thought as he swam deep into to the ocean.

YES I KNOW IT'S SHORT! I'll PROMISE TO TRY AND MAKE LONGER CHAPTERS! ANYWAY, I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR REVIEWS!