Nice! Everyone loves this. So I shan't disappoint. HERE COMES WHEN THE LIONS EAT SOMEBODY!(Metaphorically. Nobody really gets eaten by a lion. I here at management am sorry if you are a leomaniac ((That means you are a BIG fan of lions)) and you really ((Say this 55 times)) wanted to see a lion eat somebody.) I own nothing but myself and other things that shall remain nameless.

"The Batcar," Superboy breathed as he ran his hand over the hull. "This is so awesome."

Robin walked up. "Y'wanna take it for a spin?"

The entire team looked at him. "Are you sure?"

"Suuuuuure. Bats taught me how to drive it."

The entire team stared at him again. Artemis said, "You're what, 11?"(I, the writer, learned how to drive REVERSE at NINE. And I accidentally crashed into my great grandma's mailbox when I was eleven. Ha-ha.)

"13." Robin narrowed his eyes, annoyed. "Well?"

"SHOTGUN!" Wally jumped into the passenger seat.

"Wait up!" Artemis jumped into the backseat. Superboy followed her, and Dick jumped into the driver's seat. Robin started the ignition, then looked back at his two other teammates.

"Aren't you coming?"

"NO." (One guess who said that. ONE.)

Megan brushed back her hair. "I promised to help with dinner."

Dick shrugged and, with a roar, the Batmobile took off! Across the city streets, the batmobile drove awesomely, handling the curves and speeding through Gotham Main Street.

Robin smiled smugly. "Pretty sweet, huh?"

"You're not even going full speed!" Wally reached for the wheel, and he and Dick started fighting over who would drive. Eventually Wally won out, with Artemis in the passenger seat.

"Now let's see what this thing can do." Wally pressed the gas to the floor, and the car sped forward at MAX speed. The tires screeched and left marks where they turned. All of the heroes were PLASTERED against their seats, and Robin was screaming, "TOO FAST! TOO FAST!"

"SLOW THIS DOWN YOU IDIOT!" Artemis forced Wally out of the seat, and got in herself. The car slowed considerably. But their misery was far from over. "Umm, guys?" Superboy looked out the back window. Robin looked after him.

"O.M.G.! IT'S THE COPS! IT'S THE COPS!" Robin started shaking in fear.

Artemis pulled over. She handed each of them their costumes. Here put these on, they can't give superheroes tickets." All the men put on costumes. Then they all looked at Artemis. "Well?"

Artemis looked back at them. "One: I'm trying to park this thing. Two: I'm a GIRL."

All the men put their hands over their eyes. Artemis pulled over and began to get changed, but she looked back to check that all eyes were closed, and caught Kid Flash spying. Artemis socked him as HARD as she humanly could. Wally slumped in his seat, unconscious. (Editor's note: this is only one of the MANY smacks that Wally gets throughout this story.) Artemis finished getting changed, then switched places with Robin. Robin pulled down the window…to see the face of Commissioner Gordon staring back at him.

"Uh, hey Commish! Uh, could you just let us go, y'know, world to save, stuff like that. Sooo…"

"Don't try to fool me, Robin," The commissioner said in a gruff voice.

Silence…

Robin pointed back. "Wally was driving."

Wally, waking up after hearing his name, "I HAVE A LEARNER'S PERMIT!"

More Silence…

"I have a license." Superboy held up his driver's license for the Commissioner to inspect. "He was driving under my vigilance."

The Commish stood up straight. "Fine." He handed them a ticket and moved on. Robin waved goodbye. Artemis looked at the ticket. HOLY *^$!"

Superboy grabbed the ticket. "HOLY *#&in' &*#%!

Wally grabbed it. "HOLY $*&in' $#*%* of a &$%# in' ticket!

Robin looked at it and shrugged. "We'll just tell Alfred to pay it."

Accepting this idea, Superboy says, "Can I drive now?"

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