Yo! Sorry for not updating, been a very busy bee as of late. Hope this chapter will make up for the long wait. Enjoy!

Ah! Forgot again, characters like Alucard and Han will be what they originally are. Vampires, werewolves, cat *cough* Schrödinger *cough*. Sorry if they all of a sudden have their powers, I tryed not to make it look too noticeable.

Still in Science class:

"I can't take it anymore." Alucard started twitching.

"It hasn't even past like what, five minutes?" Seras wondered. "Wait, wasn't Integra suppose to be in this class."

"Well since we got Doc I'm pretty sure she is in Seward's science class right now." Alucard was stabbing his binder multiple times for entertainment.

"Calm down Alucard, just take a nap till the class ends." Walter said without looking up from writing notes down. Doc was lecturing the class about cell theory and evolution. Almost all the students didn't bother writing what he said. Wish to know why? Doc had an accent too thick to understand at times. Shockingly, they could understand him a bit more this year. Usually what others would do in the past was copy notes from people who could understand him or ask, by which I mean pay, the Millennium kids to get the notes since they could understand him. Walter was a lucky one and could pick out what general idea he was talking about and try to write it out. It worked at times; it showed in his grades in the past.

"Now vat vould you children say about the theory ov evolution." Doc asked the half asleep class.

Pip raised his hand. "Yes, Mr. Bernadotte?"

"Zat we are monkeys?"

"Yes, good answer." Doc wrote more notes.

"No, he didn't say the whole thing." Alucard said abruptly.

"Vat?" Doc turned around.

"We are all retard fish frog squirrel monkeys." Alucard smiled.

"Stop copying shit from South Park!" Heinkel yelled.

"I'm bored, what do you expect for me to do, Iscariot!" Alucard growled.

"Mr. Dracul." Doc said sternly. "Come here."

Alucard cursed and went to the front of the class.

Walter and Seras watched as Doc handed Alucard a waterbottle that was filled with what looked like red juice. "Why is Doc giving him juice?" Seras asked.

Walter tried to choice his words carefully, "Well Seras, Alucard gets cranky when he doesn't…drink anything. Like how some people get cranky when they don't eat."

"Oh."

Alucard came walking back to the desk with a big smile on his face as he drank his bottle of 'juice'. "What flavor is it?" Seras asked.

"AB negative." Alucard sighed heavenly.

"What!" Seras squealed.

Walter smacked Alucard upside the head behind Seras, "I…I mean cherry, it's cherry flavored." Alucard restated.

Seras eyes widened, "Really! Can I have some?"

What do I do? Alucard yelled in Walter's head

Walter gave Alucard a disapproving look, Van Helsing said not to use your powers at school!

Just help me! Alucard growled inwardly.

"Um Seras?" Walter said nervously.

"Yes Walter?" She turned to the butler.

"Well, um you really can't drink some of that because um…it's specially made for…"

"Fine have some." Alucard placed the little straw in Seras mouth. Walter's jaw dropped.

Seras took a small sip, but once the liquid touched her taste buds she instinctively spat out the horrible taste. "Ugh! That's not cherry!"

Alucard face was covered in his 'cherry juice'. Small red drops fell down from the tips of his black hair onto the desk. "Fucking fuck." He mumbled.

Walter was pissed, You gave her blood! Blood you idiot!

Alucard look up at Walter with a dull expression, Oh yeah like you weren't helping at all.

I was trying to think of something! Walter yelled back.

Bull shit! Then Alucard felt eyes staring at him. "What the…" Walter and him turned around slowly to see all the Millennium kids giving Alucard a animalistic glare. One of them licked their lips. "Uh…Doc?" Alucard gulped.

"Not now Mr. Dracul." Doc continued writing on the board. The kids got down from their seats and slowly walked to Alucard "Doc…" Seras turned to see what they were looking at. "What's with these kids?" One of the students jumped on top of the desk and looked down at Alucard. "Back away you freak." Alucard growled.

The student grinned and tried to take a snap at Alucard. "Did he just try to bite you?" Seras backed away.

Alucard pushed the student away. "Damn it, DOC!"

Doc, without turning around again, plugged his ears with his fingers and said, "La la la la, I cannot hear you."

"What kind of teacher are you?" Pip said while scooting close to Seras. Walter looked at him, pfff chicken.

"Back, back I say. Listen to your king!" Alucard swung his binder at the approaching students.

"Conceded much." Seras said behind Walter.

"Bitch, I'm not conceited. I'm just awesome!" Once Alucard was distracted by that, the Millennium students jumped on top of him and either licked the blood off or tried to bite him. "AAAAHHHHHHHH GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" Alucard ran out of the room with at least two students in his back and a group running after him. The door slammed shut and Doc turned around with a grin on his face. "Ah, now that's better. I didn't expect all ov them to chase him but oh vell. I don't mind teaching Iscariot und three little Hellsing kids."

"Doc, that was just evil." Walter shook his head.

"Serves the heathen right." Alexander said smugly.

"Now vhere vere ve?" Doc said as he looked through the class science book.

Seras sat back in her seat. "What was up with those kids? Why they chase emo out of class?"

"I agree, zat was weird." Pip said.

Walter sighed and sank into his seat, "They were just…thirsty so…it made them cranky."

Seras little brows pulled together, "I'm never cranky when I get thirsty."

"No, but you do get eh little cranky if you don't get somezing to eat." Pip laughed.

"Shut it Pip!"

Walter rested his head on the desk. Damn vampires…

Poetry Class:

Seras, Walter and Pip walked down the hall to their next class. "You don't have poetry Pip?"

The brown haired boy sulked, "No…ze class waz already full."

"I didn't think people enjoyed poetry that much." Seras looked at Pip and felt sorry for him.

"It'z not zat I like ze class…it'z just zat who'z teaching it iz ah!" Walter punched Pip's shoulder before he continued to say anything.

"Why did you punch me?" Pip rubbed him shoulder.

Walter narrowed his eyes, "I saw a fly."

"Wait you guys wanted to join the class because who's teaching it?" Seras couldn't believe it. Boys these days!

Walter raised his arms, "No no Seras, you got it wrong, we uh wanted to take the class because well yes for the teacher BUT because the teacher is really cool and nice, unlike some others."

"Doc for example." Pip added.

"Yeah, like Doc. Poor Alucard was literally chased out of class because Doc didn't like him." Walter tried to wiggle his way out of the situation.

Seras nodded, "Alucard has been having bad luck and it's only the first day."

"Hey you called him by his first name instead of emo." Walter smiled.

Seras shrugged, "It slips from time to time."

"Well I'm off to photography class." Pip waved goodbye.

"Bye Pip, see you at lunch." Seras smiled.

"And no taking pictures of naked women." Walter joked. Pip flipped him the birdie.

Walter and Seras continued their way to class till a certain red eyed student came running down the hall that stopped right in front of them. "You okay?" Walter asked.

Alucard took a deep breath and relaxed, "Yup, lost them on the other side of campus. I'm fucking gonna get that bitch of a teacher back."

"Let me guess, you have poetry in room 14 too, huh?" Seras asked angrily with cheeks puffed out.

Alucard swung his arm around Seras shoulder and grinned, "Yes, but you see stumpy, there's only one reason boys and men put up with poetry is so that we can lure woman into our arms. It's in the book of Guys."

Seras removed his arm from her, "We'll I guess every boy here at Godalming Elementary school are nothing but pigs." (Godalming is Aruthr's, from Dracula, last name. I figured that should be the name of the school. Don't hate)

"Seras, you act like I'm a pig and I'm not." Walter defended himself.

"Then why poetry?" Seras raised a brow.

Walter stood up straight, "Because I do enjoy learning about." And staring at the teacher if she has a nice butt..

Kudos my dear boy, Alucard cheered Walter.

The final bell rang for class to start. "Crap we're late!" The three kids started to run. They reached room 14 in a matter of seconds and stepped into the classroom. Everyone who had been seating quietly in their seats now stared at the door. "This is embarrassing…" Seras blushed.

"Mr. Dracul, Mr. Dornez and Ms. Victoria you are late." The teacher stepped in front of Seras and the boys.

"Please, forgive us Mrs. Harker." Walter laughed nervously.

Mina smiled at them, "Well since it is the first day, I'll let you guys off with a warning."

Seras swore that she could see Walter and Alucard practically drooling at Mina. In the cartoons people who really liked someone would give them puppy dog eyes and could see little hearts floating around them. Yup, she could defiantly see it in her head. The little blonde rolled her eyes and sat down. Seras looked around and noticed a lot of the students in this class were boys. Oh you got to be kidding me.

"Okay class I'm Mrs. Harker and I'll be your poetry teacher for the year." Mina beamed at the class. She grabbed a book from her desk and sat near the edge. "Now I know you guys already have some homework from other classes, but I'm sorry to say that you will have homework in this class today as well."

Mostly everyone started to whine a bicker. "We'll start with one of my favorite poets, Edgar Allan Poe. Does anybody know some of the things he did?"

Alucard raised his hand. "Yes, Alucard."

"Didn't he chop off his ear for some chick or something?"

"Um no that was Vincent Van Gogh." Mina said.

Jan raised his hand. "Yes, Jan?"

"Did he make peanut butter?"

A vein started to pulse on her forehead from anger, "No, he did not."

Tubalcaine raised his hand. "Yes, Tubalcaine?"

"Didn't he marry his cousin?"

"Yes, that is one thing. Good job." Mina congratulated the boy.

Tubalcaine smirked at his praise. "Damn you dandy man." Jan growled.

"Jealous." He whispered.

"Anybody else have some information? Yes, Walter?" Mina pointed at the butler.

"He was born January 19 1809 and died October 7 1849. He was an American poet and author, considered of the American Romantic Movement." Walter said in one breath.

"Great job Walter. You get a star." Mina clapped.

"I want a star…" Alucard pouted, Traitor!

Walter turned around to his best friend and stuck out his tongue.

"Now the poem will be reading for the next few days, the poem is on your desk by the way, will be A Dream Within a Dream by Poe."

"So it's like the movie Inception?" Dandy asked.

"Oh please no, that movie was way too confusing!" Jan yelled.

"It's like your in a dream within a dream within another dream wthin a taco." Alucard muttered.

"That's what it was about, tacos?" Enrico asked.

"And then the taco was dancing while eating other tacos." Alucard continued.

"Has anyone ever noticed that the words in therapist are actually The-rapist?" Luke said.

"If I throw a stick, will you just go away?" Alucard joked at Luke.

"Class that is enough, settle down. No it isn't like the ghastly movie Inception, which made no sense at all. Now, who would like to read it out loud?" Mina asked.

Seras raised her hand before any of the boys. "Yes, Seras?"

She stood up and stared reading the paper,

"Take this kiss upon the brow!

And, in parting from you now,

Thus much let me avow-

You are not wrong, who deem

That my days have been a dream;

Yet if hope has flown away

In a night, or in a day,

In a vision, or in none,

Is it therefore the less gone?

All that we see or seem

Is but a dream within a dream.

I stand amid the roar

Of a surf-tormented shore,

And I hold within my hand

Grains of the golden sand

How few! yet how they creep-

Through my fingers to the deep,

While I weep- while I weep!

O God! can I not grasp

Them with a tighter clasp?

O God! can I not save

One from the pitiless wave?

Is all that we see or seem

But a dream within a dream?"

"No comprendo!" Dandy yelled. (Means I don't understand).

"Me too, amigo." Jan said.

Heinkel, who had been quiet finally talked, "Night is death and day is life the sand if loved ones and his own life slipping through his fingers and he is trying to keep it and surf tormented shore is his pain and he is questioning reality after a crisis also we think of our dreams as being real so when we wake up we don't want to face reality. That's what it means."

Everyone was staring at Heinkel with stunned faces. Mina didn't say anything at first. She couldn't believe the young girl...or boy, could figure that out by just hearing it one time.

"Well…yes that sums it up very nicely, excellent work Heinkel. Two stars." Mina praised. Heinkel smiled.

"Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine." Jan snorted.

"Jan, no cursing." Mina scolded.

"Will you smack me with a ruler if I do it again?" Jan grinned.

"Excuse me!"

"Jan stop sexually harassing Mrs. Harker." Seras yelled.

"I'm not! I'm just wondering." Jan yelled back.

"Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies." Alucard warned.

"Jan, step out side a minute please." Mina said with no emotion.

Everyone watched as Jan walked outside with Mina. It was silent for a few seconds that felt like hours. Seras watched the door, waiting for it open. Nothing for awhile till finally the door opened, showing a scared Jan and a calm Mina. "Go sit down Jan." Mina smiled down at the child, a smile that would make you shit yourself.

"Yes Mrs. Harker." Jan said instantly. The boy still looked scared as he sat down at his seat. Dandy chuckled, "What is the matter,amigo? Your eyes are bigger then your balls right now?"

Jan said nothing as he stared forward.

Luke snapped his fingers in front of his brother a few times, "Um Mrs. Harker…what did you do to my little brother?"

Mina was looking at a poem book with a smile, "It's best not to know these things Luke."

Walter felt a shiver go up his spine, "God…she's scary."

"Yeah." Walter turned to see Alucard with a wide grin that went ear to ear. "She's amazing."

"Dude your eleven years old." Walter said. Alucard sighed, "You humans and age."

"Vampires for life." Dandy whispered.

Alucard gave him a thumbs up.

"Now…what time do we get out of here?" Mina wondered innocently out loud. The students stared at her, all thinking that maybe she wasn't as sweet and nice as she let on.

Author's note: Yes, I leave it off at that. If you all wish to know what Mina said or did to Jan I will put it in the next chapter…if I see those lovely reviews of yours ^^

And yes, I'm a review whore. Reviews! Lol naw I'm just kidding….or am I? :P