A reader wanted this song so I said yes! If you me to write you a fiction to a certain song, just tell me!

I hope you like it!

P.S: I own nothing!

~3/11/11~

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Shut up and Sleep with Me

Two hot studs strolled over to their favorite club; Burlesque: The Gay Men's Edition. Deidara and Hidan, being the best of friends, both happening to be gay, loved going to this very underground club. Hidan could usually sleep with any guy that walked in, will Deidara on the other hand was shyer and picky on whom he slept with. He preferred the intenseness that he only got if he perused someone for a length of time. While Hidan just relished in the pleasure of sex, nothing else. But when they went to their club, something changed. It was a Friday night and they had an extra-long weekend ahead, so they planned to party hard. Hidan and Deidara walked down the sidewalk, arms linked, laughing. The clothes they wore glittered in the lamp lights. Deidara's old white tee hugged his frame as well as his torn up leather jacket and skinny acid washed jeans. His black and purple glitter converses slapped the sidewalk loudly. Hidan wore a loose fitting white B.V.B tee and dark blue skinnies as well as his own pair of black and purple converses. Hidan's slicked back gray, white hair had a few fly-away as his magenta eyes shined. Deidara hair hanged in a low pony with his fringe, usually in his eyes, pushed away, exposing his baby blue eyes.

"Deidara, you fucking faggot, stop making me laugh! I gonna piss my pants!" Hidan hysterical laughter filled the streets, making people turn their heads towards the duo.

"I really don't fucking care, un!" Deidara clutched harder on Hidan's arm, holding on for support. They laughed together and began to cross the road, when two bright lights shined in the corner of Hidan's vision. He stopped laughing and pushed Deidara onto the sidewalk. The blonde gasped and was about to cuss Hidan out until the car screeched to a halt.

"What the fuck is you problem, man? It's a fucking red light, you asshole!" Hidan planted himself in front of the car. Deidara ran out and grasped Hidan's large upper arm.

"It's ok, un. I'm fine, you're fine, let's just go, un." Hidan glared at the car but followed Deidara to the other side. The two men in the black, sleek Mercedes hadn't expected that. The man at the wheel growled and found himself wanting to run over the loud gray hair boy. But the blonde… not him, he found that one SEXY.

"You can run over the blonde, but not the other boy. He's mine." His friend said, his deep voice rumpling through the car.

"I was thinking the quite opposite, but it looks like we have new prey to stalk. Do you agree?"

"Yes." With that, the two men followed the boys.

"That was so fucking stupid! I should have kicked those guys' asses!" Hidan crossed his arms and grumbled curse words under his breath, causing Deidara to giggle.

"Don't do that, un. Remember where that got you last time?" The simple mentioning of it makes Hidan flip Deidara off.

"Yeah Yeah… I remember. I said a few bad things and I almost got killed by some gang." Hidan couldn't help but feel happy that his best friend cared, but being the headstrong, bad ass Hidan, he would never say it out loud.

"Good. We don't need that happening again, un." Deidara grasped Hidan's upper arm and leaned his head on Hidan's shoulder.

"Sleepy already, cock sucker?" Deidara faced redden, but they continued to walk.

"I'm not the only cock sucker here, un." Hidan laughed and wrapped his arm around Deidara's shoulder, oblivious to the car following them.

"Your boy better remove his arm from my blonde." The man at the wheel growled out. His companion laughed, trying to keep the mood light.

"Don't get to jealous yet, Sasori, just drive."

"What the fuck do you think I'm doing, Kakuzu." The two men joked harshly but continue on the journey for the boys. They notice how they stayed close and both minds of the men were wondering if the two weren't together.

"Look Hidan, our club, un!" Deidara ran from Hidan's arm as soon as the club was in view. Hidan kept his pace the same, seeing the blonde jump up and down with excitement.

"Calm down, kid, now need to get so fucking wild and horny over this club." Deidara stopped his jumping and glared up at Hidan.

"I'm horny, un? I'm not the one who fucks all the performs at this club, thank you very much, un." With a flick of the wrist and a loud snap, Deidara entered the club with Hidan following closely behind. They both laughed over Deidara's silly move and wandered over to their table, waiting for the next performance.

"I wonder what's tonight's performance is." Hidan motioned over the waitress. "Doll face could I get a Zombie and my Barbie friend over here will have an apple martini." The girl giggled when Deidara puffed out his cheeks.

"Make it extra strong, un." Deidara grumbled and watched as the lights dimmed and the curtain pulled back, revealing two sexy men. Deidara soon felt himself harden but ignored it.

"Here you two fine gentlemen… are your drinks." The girl passed them their drinks and gave a sweet smile.

"Thanks… Sakura." Hidan said, taking slow sips of his Zombie. Two different men entered the club, looking for two certain boys.

"I see them Sasori, but like we said, the blonde is yours and the other is mine."

"Got it." They notice some men on stage dancing to the song bottoms up. Sasori notice his blonde sitting rather close to the other boy. Gritting his teeth, he stormed his way over to the two, ignoring his friend's cry. He grabbed the white hair boy shoulder and spun him around.

"What the fuck..?" Hidan twisted around and grabbed the hand on his shoulder. Hidan saw something familiar about the man in front of him. "It's you! You're the guy who tried to run me over!" Sasori smirked broadly and pushed Hidan.

"So what if I am? You can't prove it. Besides, I didn't come over here to argue with you… I came over to see your friend." Sasori glanced sideways at Deidara, seeing a soft bump in his pants. He smirked again and grazed his fingertips over the bulge, causing Deidara to moan softly. The boy didn't know why that had turned him on. He was just touched by some stranger… a hot stranger though. Deidara blushed and slipped on his drink.

"Hey, you fucking pervert! Keep your hands off my brother!" Sasori took a small step backwards, smiling, raising his arms over his head.

"Sorry to piss you off, but my friend and I are very interested in you two." Sasori motioned for his friend, noticing he had ordered them some drinks. Water for him and a Zombie for his friend, Kakuzu; he made his way slowly through the crowd of people. Hidan face changed from anger to shock. The man that came up to them had to be at least six foot four, maybe taller and he was a dark tan color with green, red-brown eyes. His arms were muscular like the rest of him, but he had tattoos of stiches on his arms and face. The man wore a dark green button up shirt with dress pants and nice dress shoes. Hidan took a small step back, feeling dwarf to the man. Deidara, however, noticed the other man. His red hair hug in his honey colored eyes, he could have been just six foot or just a few inches shorter; he was lean but still nicely built. His attire was slightly different from his friend. He sported a navy blue, loosely fitted tee and light washed Levi jeans and, surprisingly, black flip flops. Two completely opposite characters that called each other friends; but it was somewhat similar to Deidara and Hidan.

"But if I heard correctly, you said that you and blonde are brothers… by blood?" Deidara noticed Hidan's fist and wrapped it in his hands.

"Yeah, our fucking mom was whore. Any more useless question, asshole?" The taller man laughed deeply. Hidan blushed lightly and grabbed his drink, chugging it. He squinted and slammed the glass down, feeling his throat ignite.

"Dumb bastard, you don't chug a Zombie, you sip it. You aren't so bad ass, you fucker." Hidan blushed deeper and turned to the man.

"Fuck off!"

"Anyways, the name is Sasori," Sasori pointed to his friend. "And this is Kakuzu. Nice to meet you. But there is one thing I have to say to you." Sasori leaned against the table and twirled Deidara long hair. The boy glared at the older man. Sasori leaned forward and whispered into his ear.

"Shut up and sleep with me…"

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There will be two more chapters I believe… one will have a SasorixDeidara and the other will have a HidanxKakuzu :3

R&R!

~3/11/11~