Dangerous Game - Part 5

By Azusa-J


Thanks to Candy (Yes, I know, but I can't stop it.), Err (You'll find out this chapter.), kool girl, Micro Demon (This chapter will have yet another cliffhanger; you know how much I love cliffhangers, right?), Quatre Gril Who Also Loves Trowa (Sorry, wrong.), Crawcraw (Don't be mad, k?), Shampoo & Conditioner (Sorry, wrong. Thanks for the suggestion *bows*), Onna (Take it easy, it's just a fic!), Riverunico (Of course, so this time is a bit different.), Miffy (Sorry!), KuriQuinn (That was scary, but don't kill me after you read this chapter, k?), Miny (This fic rated PG and it's not yaoi.), Kurai Musoka (Nope, not yaoi), Chibi Desty Nova (Sorry to disappoint you, this is not a yaoi), Friezaess (Thanks for the pocky.), Kawaii, Trmpetplaya1 (Himself? I've never thought of that! You really outwitted me.), Anonymous (Thanks for the compliments.), butterflygirl (Sorry, wrong.), Klonoai (Sorry, wrong.), Little Devil (Please don't kill me after you finished the chapter, k?), Liliham, Aya (Sorry, wrong.), Fei Fei's admirer (Sorry, wrong.), and Jessica (Sorry, wrong.) for the reviews.
Man, this is the longest review list I've ever got. Thank you so much. *bows* It seemed that I unintentionally gave everyone a riddle, but no one got it. I know the answer is a bit sneaky. *smiles sheeplishly* But I didn't take it as a riddle in the first place. Sorry! I think I'm getting addicted to giving the readers riddles. There is another riddle at the end of this chpater. This time is really a riddle. Take a guess!


Date: March 29, 2002
Disclaimer: *grabs a Hee-chan plushie* Kawaii! Kawaii!! *puts it back down and sighs* but they are not mine... Everything in the Gundam Wing Universe is not mine.
Time setting: sometime between Episode 43 - 45 of the series.
Warnings: Humor, Maybe OOC, Spoilers (?)
Feedback : Yes, definitely! Please send it to [email protected]
Pairings: none {please note!}
Rating: PG
Notes : This is my first fic ever. Please don't be so hard. PS. I've only learned English for a few years. I've tried my best on the grammar and spellings. If you find anything bad, feel free to tell me.

And this time, Heero's in trouble... hehe... What trouble? Sorry, you won't know it yet. Take a guess!

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Everyone waited for Quatre to decide. The blonde closed his eyes for a minute, then let out a deep sigh. He walked towards...

"Hey, Quatre, where are you going?"

To everyone's surprise, Quatre was not walking to one of them. Instead, he walked towards the door. Right at that moment, there was a knock at the door.

KNOCK KNOCK

Quatre opened the door and was greeted by Noin and Sally, who was carrying a tray with five glasses of drink on it. Quatre quickly pulled Noin, whose hands were empty, into the room. Then, before everyone could react, he kneeled slightly, raising Noin's right hand in front of him and placed a light kiss gently on the back of her hand.

"Thank you, Miss Noin." he smiled and looked up at Noin. "Thank you for bringing us the drinks."

After a moment of astonished, Noin smiled slightly, "You're welcome." She looked inside the room and saw four angry pilots.

"Quatre! That's cheating! You big-fat-cheater!!"

"That's injustice!"

"That doesn't count!"

Quatre turned around and smiled innocently, "You said kiss one of *us* in this *room*, right? I kissed one of the Peacemillion crew in this room. Miss Noin stood *inside* the room when I kissed her. So what's wrong with it? I didn't fail the task."

"But you only kiss her on the back of her hand!"

"Well, you didn't say what part of the body I have to kiss, right?"

"...."

"Well, I'm done, so who's next?" the Arabian asked and suddenly remembered that Sally and Noin had been watching the whole scene. He turned back to the two women, who were sweatdropping and their jaws were dropped. "Thank you, ladies. Would you excuse us, please?" Right after he that, he quickly took the drinks and shut the door.

As the door shut right in front of their faces, the two women finally snapped out of their shock and set back their jaws. They looked at each other and shoke their heads.

"Guess they are kids after all."

"Yeah..."

"Maybe Duo isn't the only troublemaker here."

"I bet the others can be even more disastrous."

"No doubt on that."

~*~*~

"So who's next?" Quatre asked, "Who brought that up anyways?"

All three boys pointed at Heero, and the Perfect Soldier just nodded slightly for acknowledgment.

"Heero!? I've never thought that was you. I thought you've been a soldier all your life and you've never played this game before."

Heero shrugged and smiled a bit. He was quite proud of himself for that suggestion, actually, but since he'd never played this game before, he did not know how to phrase the dare properly, thus let Quatre got away easily. Next time, he mentally noted, he would phrase it properly and strictly.

"Just one question before we begin. Q-man. How do you know that Noin and Sally are coming?" Duo asked curiously. All the others also wanted to know too. They did not hear anything since the room was sound-proofed. (That's why it was a selected room). They did not know someone was at the door until the knocks.

"Well, my soul-of-outer-space told me!" Quatre answered casually.

"Soul-of-outer-space?" The others repeated with confusion, just like Rashid.[1]

"The soul-of-outer-space." the blonde nodded, "Hey, I don't know you guys can be good parrots too!"

The others blushed at that statement. Trowa quickly dismissed the embarrassment and asked, "Okay, Heero, Truth or Dare?"

"Dare." the Japanese boy answered without hesitation.

"Okay, you asked for it!" Duo exclaimed. He quickly gathered the others and whispered, "We have to get something special for the Perfect Soldier."

"What do you mean?"

"We have to make him feel uneasy or embarrassed."

"But how? He doesn't even afraid of death."

"Yeah, there is hardly anything he can't perform."

"Maybe we can ask him to do something that only superman can do."

"No way, he can do it easily. He could make it out alive after jumping down from the 50th floor and released his parachute when it was way too late for it to take effect."

"He did!?"

"Yep, and he only broke his leg, which he set it back himself."

Every boy sweatdropped at the statement.

"I didn't know Yuy can be this insane!"

"He *is* insane."

"Guys, back to the game. What do we ask him to do?"

"If he can do all kinds of superhuman things. How about we ask him to do some normal-human things?"

"Normal-human things?"

"Yeah, just something a normal person can do easily."

"Stupid. Of course superman can do some normal-human thing."

"Is there something that Perfect Soldier can't do?"

Suddenly, the word "soldier" triggered something in his mind. He pulled the others closer and whispered the suggestion [2]. However the others shoke their heads.

"That's too easy. Everyone can do it."

"No, not everyone can do it. At least the Perfect Soldier can't."

"No way!"

"But this does sound reasonable."

"Huh?"

"You see, he was trained to be a Perfect Soldier. I bet he can't do it."

"I still doubt that the Perfect Soldier can't do it."

"C'mon, can you think of anything else he can't do?"

"...No."

"Then I think this is it. Just keep with this one, k?"

"Do you really think that he can't do it?"

"Well, I don't know. But I've never seen him doing it. Do you?"

"Hmm... No..."

"Then this is it!"

"Okay then."

"Everyone agree? Okay, we'll tell him."

The four boys went back to the Japanese boy who sat there quietly all this time. He had estimated that they had discussed for almost three mintues. That was much longer than the previous discussions. He smirked inside, knowing that the guys had trouble finding his weaknesses. As the boys stood in front of him. He had prepared himself for any kinky ideas from his comrades.

"Heero, we want you to..."


~tsuzuku~

What do the guys ask Heero Yuy, the Perfect Soldier, to do? Find out in the next chapter!


[1] Refer to Episode 9 in the series.
[2] Who was smart enough to think of something that a Perfect Soldier can't do? You'll find out in the next chapter, as always.


Readers: Azusa! Omae o korosu!! How can you leave another cliffhanger!!?? *getting all kinds of weapons*
Azusa: *ducks down* Hey, hey, hold on a minute!!
Readers: What now?
Azusa: Why not take a guess what the Dare is first: What can't Heero do? Nothing that rate over G! Not that many ne?
Readers: We need some hints.
Azusa: Here's the hints: Everyone can do it, easily. I can do it. You can do it. But Perfect Soldier can't. Well, actually no one had seen him doing it.
Readers: Huh?
Azusa: Yep, you heard me. Thoughout the series, official manga and movie, all the other four pilots did it. And I mean NOT behind the scene. Every pilots did it, except Heero. He never did it. What is it?
Readers: No idea.
Azusa: *smirks* If you really want to get it right, I suggest you to watch the series, manga, and the movie again. Take a guess and leave it in the review or e-mail me! I really want to see how many people can get it! Really!
Readers: No sneaky answer this time?
Azusa: No, I promise!
Readers: Any prize??
Azusa: Prize? Okay, if you can get it right, I can... well, we can talk about it later, if only you can get it. I'm pretty confident that no one can get it though. *grins* Wanna outwit me?

Azusa: Also, I have an announcement to make: Due to my final exams, I have to put all my fics on hold until end of April. I'm really really sorry if the suspense is killing you. *bows* Gomen, minna-san.
Readers: You're not giving up, right?
Azusa: Of course not! I still have a lot of Truth and Dare in store for our little pilots and I won't leave Trowa out ne? *evil grin*
Trowa: ....


Second PS: What Truth do you want the boys to tell? What Dare do you want to boys to face? I'm open for any suggestions for Truth or Dare. Just leave the suggestions in the reviews or e-mail me. ^_^;;