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Lacy here. Alright, this story has been in my head for weeks. Ever since I was ruining basically every Disney song known to man for Katie by assigning Harry Potter characters to different characters from the movies. *grins* My goal in life is to drive her nuts. I'm doing good! *laughs* Anyway, this story is for The Little Mermaid's Kiss the Girl. I don't know about you guys but I see Sirius singing this for Remus and Tonks. Not that he actually will but it'll still be awesome! Have fun!

Disclaimer: I don't own the song or movie characters.

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[Percussion, strings, winds, words]

Sirius was getting so tired of watching Remus 'secretly' watch Tonks. It had been going on for almost four months now. Oh sure, they would flirt. Sirius had even caught them sharing Remus's bed one night. Nothing that would have made Sirius tease them for days, just sleeping. But did his old friend have the Gryffindor courage to KISS the girl he was mooning over? No, of course not.

Sirius sighed. Time for some drastic measures. He turned away from the two flirting in the drawing room and headed for the attic.

There you see her
Sitting there across the way
She don't got a lot to say
But there's something about her

And you don't know why
But you're dying to try
You wanna kiss the girl

Remus frowned as he walked through Grimmauld Place. He was looking for Tonks. They normally met up in the house's rather large library to talk for a while. But tonight, she wasn't there and he started to get concerned as a good amount of time passed. Since he also had no idea where Sirius was, Remus figured they might be together, probably distracted by Order business or another game of chess.

He saw lights coming from the drawing room and went in. His frown deepened as he saw fairy lights all over the place and a Muggle cassette player in the corner.

"In you go, Tonks."

Remus spun around as Sirius shoved Tonks into the room before waving a quick wand at the player and sealing the door, blocking his grinning face from view.

Yes, you want her
Look at her, you know you do
Possible she wants you to
There is one way to ask her

It don't take a word
Not a single word
Go on and kiss the girl

[Sing with me now]

Both Remus and Tonks were startled as a song from a Muggle children's movie started playing. Remus could feel his face turning more and more red as he listened to the lyrics of the song. Oh Sirius really didn't set up their first kiss, did he?

The look on Tonks's face said she was thinking the same thing. A silent agreement was made then. When they got out, Sirius Orion Black was a dead man.

Sha la la la la la, my oh my
Look like the boy too shy
Ain't gonna kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la, ain't that sad
Ain't it a shame, too bad
He gonna miss the girl

Now's your moment
Floating in a blue lagoon
Boy, you'd better do it soon
No time will be better

Remus sighed. "I'm sorry he did this, Dora. I tried to beat manners into him when we were in school but as you can tell," he waved a hand around the room. "it didn't take."

Tonks huffed and Remus noticed that she hadn't said one word since being pushed in. He frowned again.

"What did-" Realization dawned on Remus. "He jinxed your mouth closed."

Tonks nodded, her glare, which was aimed at the missing Sirius, growing deeper.

Remus caught a few of the lyrics again and almost laughed. "I think we," he cleared his throat. "we probably need to kiss to counteract that." Tonks gave Remus a look. Remus smiled sheepishly. "Ah, you figured that out already."

She don't say a word
And she won't say a word
Until you kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la, don't be scared
You got the mood prepared
Go on and kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la, don't stop now
Don't try to hide it
How you wanna kiss the girl

Remus looked around the room for a moment, trying to see if there was another way out of this. But, like most of Sirius's pranks, this was very well thought out.

"If only he'd put this much effort into his school work." Remus muttered before moving closer to Tonks. "This isn't quite how I saw this happening." Tonks's eyes softened. "You either, huh?" he took Tonks's hands. "Well, he set it up for us. Be a shame to waste all his hard work since he'll never be able to do it again." Tonks smiled, her shoulders shaking with silent laughter. Remus smiled. "Oh good, laughter. I feared you were going to glare through this."

Tonks pulled a hand away to swat Remus's shoulder. Remus laughed and took her hand back.

"Okay, okay, no hitting the elderly." Tonks gave him a look. "I know, I'm not elderly. Can we go with older?" Tonks shrugged. Remus smiled softly before leaning down and capturing Tonks's lips in a sweet kiss that instantly broke the jinx, allowing her to kiss back.

Sha la la la la la, float along
And listen to the song
The song say kiss the girl

Sha la la la la la, the music play
Do what the music say
You gotta kiss the girl

You've gotta kiss the girl
You wanna kiss the girl
You've gotta kiss the girl
Go on and kiss the girl

Sirius grinned like an idiot from the now open doors. "I did it!" he froze, realizing the two were glaring at him. "Bugger."

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*grins* I can practically hear Katie whining about the song being ruined. I personally can see Sirius doing this, which makes it all the better cause I know Katie can too! Alright kids, let me know what you think, flame policy stands and thanks for reading.

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