This is a crap. Don't like, don't read. My hands are getting itchy from not wrting stories (cuz my com is spolied). I'm currently using my BFF's. So... yea. I think this is the most matured thing I've ever written. Seriously. But it's not that matured until I've to rate as M. I'm just a teenager.

How To Cure Raven Laughing Disorder

Constipation

"...And that,"

"Is how he fell off the window?"

"Is how he got CONSTIPATION!"

The common room of the tower was full of laughter as Beast Boy cracked his joke. The grumpy leader, unfortunately, was awoke by the loud noises coming from the other members.

"Guys, will you just..." Robin gawked at the scene. Beast Boy was slapping his knees hard that they became red, Cyborg shook his head while laughing, Starfire giggled, and Raven... Uh... Well... She...

"HAHAHAHAHAHA...!"

Raven laughed so hard that she slipped off the couch that she was previously sitting on and fell on the floor. Banging the floor she managed to choke out comments, "T... This is... hahaha... so... stu... p...id... hahahaha..."

Robin cleared his throat, "Um... Guys?"

Silence. Everyone stared at him, then burst out laughing again.

"GUYS!"

Cyborg scrathed his head, "Uh... Yea? Sup?"

"Friend Robin, you should come join the sharing of jokes from friend Beast Boy. It will be glorious, in Tamaran, there is such day as Yad Ginllet Ekoj [1], which in Earth language, I belive it is called 'Joke Telling Day'. It is the day when all Tamaranians come to the palace to join us to share jokes," Starfire beamed. "Right, Friend Raven?"

Both Titans glanced a look at the dark girl, who was obviously had not recovered from the joke. An idea came into Robin's mind...

He walked over to where Raven was lying. "Hey, babe," he whispered in a husky tone.

"Back off," the Gothic Princess got up and walked to the counter to make her tea.

"What'cha laughing at?" the curious boy asked.

"One of grass stain's lame jokes."

"Oh really? Lame? You seemed to be the one laughing the hardest."

Raven sighed, "Fine. Ok, it was interesting."

"Interesting?"

"Ok, Ok. It's funny. Happy now?"

"So... What's the joke all about?"

"You don't really wanna hear this," Raven deadpanned as she pour the boiling water from the whistling kettle.

"You bet," he countered.

"Ask him, why me?"

"Cuz' I can't resist talking to a hot girl standing next to me," Robin grinned.

Starfire, hearing that Robin called Raven 'hot', joined in the conversation, hoping to catch Robin's attention, "It is about a boy who was suffering from uh... con- si- ti- pa-tion"

Raven burst out laughing again. Robin raised his brows.

"Dude! Is Raven okay? She's been laughing since...? I don't know..." Beast Boy butted in.

"Uh..." Cyborg walked over to the counter and waved his hands in front of Raven.

"I think she contracted some kind of disease."

"Raven... you okay...?" Robin asked after Raven regained her composure.

"Uh yea. Nothing," she took a sip of her tea.

"So I was saying... the constipation—"

Raven's faced turned red and spit out all her tea onto the leader's face. She laughed. Everyone, looking at Robin, laughed with Raven.

Starfire calmed herself down and chided Raven, "Friend Raven, it is very wrong to spit at our friend. Please, do have some manners."

What the hell is this bitch thinking? Scolding the daughter of Trigon the Terrible?

Raven chanted her mantra in her mind and the laughing subsided. She ignored the alien and acted like nothing had happened.

"Hell! Dude! I know what disease Raven had contracted," Beast Boy yelled.

Everyone looked at him, "The 'Raven Laughing Disorder'."

The green changeling began talking like a professor, "Yes, It's a kind of disease which is classified in the mental illness category in the medical world. It is severe and fatal. Anyone who contracted this new found virus unfortunately, cannot be cured."

"Just shut up. You don't even know what's the meaning of 'severe' and 'fatal'" the gothic bird rolled her eyes and sent a flying saucer hurling towards the changeling's head.

"So... our dear Raven's contracted RLD. I see..." Robin whispered as he leaned closer to Raven's face, lips almost touching. Raven shivered slightly as his warm breath touched her neck. Something she never felt before stirred inside her.

"Sorry, I must go meditate."

#RxR#

"Booyah! Told ya' I'm gonna beat you in this," Cyborg shouted.

"Hey! That's unfair!" Beast Boy blurted. "Urgh... I... gonna..."

Without finishing his sentece, the cold metal door slid open and he dashed past. Raven appeared in the common room. She glanced at Cyborg, who was fiddling with Beast Boy's remote (obviously cheating), Starfire, who was feeding Silkie, and Robin, who was gazing at the city through the enormous glass panel. Whenever she saw Robin, this weird feeling always emerge. And she had to fight really hard to keep the emotion from controling her body.

"Hey!" Robin greeted her cheerfully.

"Hi, Boy Blunder."

"Have anyone seen BB? He's been out for a while, ya' know?" Cyborg inquired.

"Could be in the toilet having constipation," Raven said dryly. Sarcasm dripped from her mouth.

"I'll go check on him," Cyborg paced out of the common room.

"So..."

"Hmm?"

"I'm sorry."

Without looking at Robin, Raven mumbled, "About?"

"What happened earlier this morning."

Raven looked straight into his eyes (or rather his mask). A slight blush crept up on her cheeks. "I... Uh..." What the hell am I doing? Raven! Wake up! You're the inter-dimension daughter of Trigon the Terrible! By Azar's name, what do you think you're doing?

Thankfully, Cyborg reappeared, "Man! He's in for it! Constipation"

Raven and started giggling. It was at least better than the morning with the 'Raven Syndrome', or 'RLD' as you may call it.

"Raven..." Robin warned.

"Ok ok. I'm sorry. I just can't stop laughing."

"Oh yea?" Robin wrapped his arms around her waist.

Raven gasped, "Stop that! Star's here. You don't wanna break her heart, do you?"

"I just see her as a sister. Nothing more. C'mon, just once? I must admit, you're so kinky," Robin pouted.

"Then why'd you kissed her in the first place?"

"Don't know. Not sure. Maybe too immature?"

"You're always immature. Now just let go of me."

"No," Robin put his chin on her shoulder.

"Don't make me use my powers."

"Hm... Still no."

"Friend Robin! What are you doing with friend Raven?" Starfire's ear-piercing shrill caught both birds' attention.

"We'll continue this later," Robin winked and let go of Raven.

"Huh?"

#RxR#

During dinner, Beast Boy cracked jokes again, or should I say improved version or Beast Boy's jokes. Raven was as usual, laughing. Since her father was gone, she can feel more now. She was glad that she could feel without destroying things.

After a movie, all of them proceeded to their bedrooms to have a good rest. Of course, on their way, Beast Boy told them jokes. Raven laughed so hard that she fell a lot of times and Cyborg and Robin had to help her while walking.

As Raven's room was the furthest, followed by Robin's, when all the other turned in for the night, Robin stopped right in front of the dark girl's room. The dark girl look unamused, although she felt the opposite inside.

"Get out of my way, bird brain."

"You sayin' youself?" Robin wrapped his strong arms around her. "I told you I'll continue this later."

"Huh?" She was shocked. Pure shock.

The Boy Wonder smirked and lean in, "A cure for RLD."

Their lips met. Raven sub-consciously responded to the kiss. Robin smirked again, and tried unzipping her leotard. Raven was fully awake and broke apart.

"This is so not funny."

"Told ya' it will cure you," Robin said hotly as he lean in and began to plant kisses on her neck.

"Uh... It's late, Robin," a blush crept silently up tp her cheeks.

"Hmm... I know," Robin did not want this pleasuring moment to end. As in who want to let it ends?

"We'll continue tomorrow," Raven purred and went in her room to sleep.

[1] Yad Ginllet Ekoj doesn't sound Tamaranian, I know. It's just Joke Telling Day flipped over.