Hey guys the winner of the poll was this so obviously I'd do this! I hope you guys think it's funny because that's what I tried to do for the first chapter. I'm more of a comedian kind of person when it comes to writing then a sad dramatic person. So enjoy!

It was just a typical day in history with boring teachers and an ADD class changing the subject once given the chance. Wally took out a tiny bag with a cartoon zebra on the front and mini rubber bands inside which he took from Jeremy (numbuh 13), it was for his braces, apparently. Wally just kept on launching one after another at a poster that was hung up on the wall right beside him, and sometimes, at people, who were swatting them thinking it was a bug, and then a accidental rubber band at Kuki. He froze in his place, went wide eyed, and opened his mouth to an O shape.

"Wally!" Kuki turned around with an annoyed look on her face. "I'm trying to learn!"

"Learn what?" Wally said with an eye roll. "About how Adam's dog passed out the other day? Yes, let me count the ways to give him mouth to mouth."

Kuki couldn't help but giggle until she saw the bag. "These are Jeremy's!" She snatched them out of Wally's hand. "What are you doing with these?"

"I just thought I'd give me something to do." Wally replied with a shrug.

"You're a bully!" Kuki accused him.

"What else is new?"

"You're immature."

"Thank you."

Kuki, annoyed at him, flung a rubber band at Wally with him falling out of his chair. Mrs. Fluming looked at him with her eyebrow raised. "Wallabee?"

"Yeah?"

"Get up, and back into your seat." She then went back to entertain her ADD grumbled to himself with Kuki giggling like crazy, he took the rubber band and flung it back at her.

"You did that on purpose!" she gasped as she felt the sudden pinch.

"You got me in trouble!" Wally retorted.

"No!" Kuki said defensively. "I simply distracted you."

"Distracted me? From-" then a whole bunch bombardment of rubber bands hit his face.

"Ow!" Wally yelled as he quickly stood up from his chair. "My eye!"

"Ohmigod, Wally," Kuki gasped loudly to get the whole classes attention. "I'm so sorry!"

"What is going on?" asked the teacher.

"Kuki flung a rubber band at me!" Wally pointed an accusing finger at Kuki as he put his other hand over his eye.

"No," Kuki turned to the teacher to convince her. "I didn't!"

"Yes," Wally hissed in pain as he held his eye. "You did!"

"Just go to the nurse Wallabee," The teacher sighed in annoyance as she seemed ready to face palm her face. "Kuki, take him there where you two can sort this out."

Kuki led him out but she accidentally led him into the door frame with everyone snickering. "Ow!" Wally yelled in pain. "You're supposed to be helping me, not hurting me!"

"I'm sorry," Kuki couldn't help but laugh a little. "I'm trying my best!"

Once they were out of the room, Kuki just kept on rambling. "I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to shoot your eye!"

He instantly let go of his eye. "That's okay, I'm fine." Kuki froze to take it in for a minute then punched him hard in the arm.

"Ow, jeeze!" Wally winced a little as he rubbed his arm. "You hit hard"

"And don't you forget that feeling." Kuki scoffed.

"C'mon." Wally motioned for her to follow him as he walked away.

"Where exactly?" Kuki asked remaining in her postion.

"I don't know, just not in there." He just kept on walking.

"I'm not leaving Abby and Hoagie in there alone!" Kuki said as she crossed her arms over her chest.

"You are such a mother!" Wally groaned.

"Am not!"

"Are too!"

"Neh!" Wally stuck out his tongue at her.

"You are such a child." Kuki said a little more calmly.

"That's why I'm part of the Teens Next Door." He gloated.

"It's either I go in or they come out." She pouted, remaining firm.

"Seriously?"

"Yes," Kuki nodded. "Seriously."

"Ugh!" Wally finally gave up. "Why are you so complex?"

"Why do you have a temper?" she retaliated.

"Fine," Wally said quietly as he took a pencil from his pocket. "Just follow my lead."

Then he came close to the doorway and leaned on it with the pencil shoved between his fingers to make it look like it stabbed his eye with red goop oozing out. "AHHH, I'M BLEEDING! BLEH, HELP MEEE." Wally screamed as he wobbled in.

Everyone screamed or yelled. "Ohmigod!" as the teacher fainted.

"I will save you!" Jeremy said trying to be brave and came up to Wally. He tried to pull the pencil out, but Wally's grip was to strong so Jeremy slipped and his hands hit his face.

"Ow, my eye! My cornea! Is it in my head? I think I'm blind!" and kept on ranting.

Everyone screamed and so did Kuki, Abby came up to him trying to remain calm as she led him outside the classroom. "You're going to be- er, just hold on!"

Wally then took the pencil away instantly as he started laughing. "Fake bloody nose," Wally explained. "It got me out of test in 5th grade." He played with the pencil and wiped the ketchup with his sleeve. "And I never leave the house without emergency ketchup for this reason, or a dry hamburger."

"Wally!" Kuki whacked his arm again. "You had me scared! I thought you really did commit suicide!"

"Nice one, man!" Hoagie tried to high five him but Wally just stared at him.

"I can't feel my arm, man." Wally said as he flopped it around.

"Oh," Hoagie looked puzzled until he picked up Wally's limp arm and tapped his hand. "Then-um-here we go."

"Abby can't believe you are doing that." Abby shook her head at him.

"So what did we miss?" Kuki turned to Abby.

"Just a small video on the romance period for a project," Abby said. "Just something small."

"Yay, urgh!" Abby heard from Kuki and Wally at the same time.

"What?" Kuki asked.

"There's nothing worse than doing cruddy projects." Wally grumbled.

"Especially in history." said Hoagie.

"Oh, c'mon," said Kuki. "It'll be fun, guys! You get to flirt all you want with no slap in the face, but you better keep your hands where I can see them."

Hoagie wiggled his eyebrows. "No promises." For a reply, Abby whacked him from her hat.

"Ow!" Hoagie said annoyed. "I was just joking!"

"What are we doing this cruddy video on?" Wally asked.

"While you rubber band twins were out," Abby declared. "Hoagie and I decided you guys will lead and we'll edit and film the video."

"What!?" Kuki and Wally both exclaimed.

"You heard Abby." she smirked while crossing her arms.

"It's nothing much," Hoagie said to help ease Wally more than Kuki. "But just like a mushy gushy chick flick, like, Letters to Juliet or something."

"I love that movie!" Kuki cheered.

"That movie was cheesy and cruddy on all coasts." Wally scoffed.

"You don't know love when you see it." Kuki sneered.

Hoagie touched him and retracted quickly. "Ouch, burn."

Abby laughed low. "Oh, ho, snap."

"At least I know how to flirt." He smirked doing a hair flip to get the hair out of his eyes while putting it back in his eyes. (a/n: I have no idea why guys to that...)

"Yes," Kuki replied sarcastically. "Because that hair flip just calls for girls."

"Then what's your hook?" Wally snapped.

"This will be good." Abby leaned on the lockers.

"Anyone leaning here?" Hoagie pointed to the spot next to Abby.

"Lean all you want and enjoy the show." Abby replied with a smile.

Kuki came close to him and batted her eyelashes to reply to Wally. "My eyes are my attention getter."

"Are you serious?" Wally mocked. "Move aside rookie."

"That's not all I have, you know." she stomped her foot as she fumed.

"Me too," he laughed at the rookie. "But at least I gave you something."

"Fine," Kuki said confidently challenging Wally. "Make me fluster."

He came up to her with a head nod. "Hey."

"Hello, stranger I don't know." she said like a horrible actress, which made Abby chuckle a little.

"You are the best looking girl in the room, you know." He smirked.

"Really?" Kuki asked. "Then I should find the best looking guy."

As Wally went red from embarrassment, Hoagie laughed hard. "Aw, man! A nice pick up line just shoved down your throat!"

"I'm not done!" Wally exclaimed. He then breathed in and out which made Kuki raise her eyebrow. He swooped his hair and leaned his arm on the locker trapping her. "I lost my number, can I have yours?"

"No," Kuki tripped up because of the close ratio from the space between him and her. "But you can have Abby's." Kuki laughed just enjoying the burns, but as a last result, Wally wrapped his arms around Kuki and put his head on her shoulder from behind.

"If I could change the alphabet," Wally whispered in her ear. "I'd put U and I together." Kuki was ready melt in his arms with her blushing, she wanted to be in his arms forever and he wanted to hold her forever.

Hoagie stepped forward and it was like slow motion with Hoagie yelling. "Yeeeeessssss!" with a fist pump and Abby's jaw dropped with her gripping her hat while going to knees saying. "Doooo sooomething, giiiirrrl!"

Everything went back to normal as Kuki stared at Wally, she turned around batting her eyelashes and said lowly and softly. "Hey."

She pressed her chest on his making him redden a little. "You know this shirt really brings out your muscles." Kuki said as she felt his muscles and brushed her finger against his chest as well.

Abby smiled widely and got up yelling. "Yessss!" in slow motion again and Hoagie slammed his hat down slowly yelling. "Woooomaaaaannn."

"Wow." Wally's voice cracked a little, but then he coughed. "That was something, just a minute more, I would've had a boner."

"TMI, Wally," Kuki rolled her eyes. "You almost had me there, too."

"I know, I can tell how your blood went warm." Wally winked.

"Says you."

"Mhm." He looked at Kuki with the side of his eyes.

"Reeeemaaaatch!" yelled Hoagie in slow motion.

"Can you guys not go in slow motion like those old boxer films?" asked Kuki.

"Suuuurrrre." said Hoagie slowly but Abby whacked him. "She said stop, fool!"

"I mean, sure." he rubbed his head while looking at Abby annoyed, same with her.

"Wallabee beetles!" called a piercing voice from the classroom.

"And that's my time!" Wally said with enthusiasm. "Detention here I come!"

"Why do you look forward to that?" asked Kuki.

"Why do you look forward to rainbow dorkies?"

"Toshè."

As they were walking away, Wally kept Hoaige back. "How did you and Abby do that whole slow motion thing?"

"Lots of practice." Hoagie winked and walked off quickly.

"Oh..." Wally said in thought but then realization hit him. "Wait- what? Hoagie!"

Yes they had a flirt off, I just had to okay? so what do you think? Was it funny? Like it? Hate it? You just got to review! pwease? For all those poor defenseless pencils that are accused of stabbing people…. Tear tear…