Egypt gets jealous.
That should sum it up. And havoc is created.
And Turkey...Well...he still gets a little more touchy feely with Iceland (They kinda go a bit far..) So SOME hints of SHOTA but he gets distracted too many times to go on.

(There are OCs in this part but for like 5 seconds)

Iceland scurried through the hallway to pick up the pace before Turkey got suspicious, and stepped out of his room.

"Gotta hurry and get there before that big scary Turkey man creeps me out again," he said going a little faster, when all of a sudden- THUD!

The poor kid fell face first onto the edgy, rough rug that lay from end to end in the hallway.

He quickly got up, brushing off the brazen, visible dirt that scraped the outfit. As he tried to gain his balance, a scrap of paper caught his eye.

"That must be the note!" He accidentally exclaimed out loud. Quickly, he scanned to see if anyone was watching. As he made off into the hall, his checking didn't work so well, because out in the corner was a little eye gleaming into the empty hall. It was Egypt. He slowly crept into the hallway and made his way towards Greece's room. As he made his way, he slowly opened the door, trying not to startle the little boy.

"Well well…." said the young Grecian on the other side of the room. "I thought you were trying to stay OUT of trouble," Greece teased.

"No no not that.." Egypt said making his way towards the large bed and promptly plopping himself on there. He was feeling slightly jealous at the fact of the interaction between Iceland and Greece, and how close they were. "How have you my dear brother…?." Egypt said trying not to sound too suspicious.
"I know you're up to something.." Greece said walking towards the window. It stared out into the scenery of fresh cute trees, and the wonderful lakes of blue stared out into the wild.

"Fine...It's about that little girl.." He hesitantly brought it up.."Or your so called 'girlfriend'".

Greece turned ripe red at that word. "She isn't my GIRLFRIEND..." He said making Egypt sigh a bit of relief.."Or at least not yet."

The feeling hit him again. "Oh and what makes you so SURE that she would want YOU!" Egypt shot back.

Just then the large room door creaked open, with a cat coming through. There was a note attached to it. It went over straight to Greece, and lay down.

"How do you know that note's not for you, and it's for me?" Egypt snubbed, trying to hide his jealousy.

Greece just ignored the jealous younger brother, and scooped up the cat. "Good boy.." He said Patting the cat, and removing the note before releasing it onto the ground.

"...She dotted it with little hearts..." Greece said giggling as he uncrumpled the paper. It made Egypt look as they both peered at the note.

*it's a good thing you saved me. he's actally a bit upset at mor i came late. can we please write more so we don't loose each other?
Island.**

Both the tone and faces changed as greece went to cheerful, and Egypt went to frustration, and jealousy.

As Greece did a small victory dance, Egypt ran towards the door, with an idea. "Let's have a contest.." He said as he headed out.

"What for?"

"...Who gets the most notes from her.." Egypt said smirking.

"...Well.." He needed to think. Knowing well that he would win, He agreed to it. "Fine. And If I do...?" Greece asked.

"I'll own up to your mistakes...And you get to sit next to her during dinner.." Egypt said sternly

"And if you do...I'll listen to you for a whole day and do what you want.." Greece added.

"And I get to hold her hand for a while.." Egypt added. It made Greece flush into frustration. "Fine..."

And with that, the two started for the race.

Turkey plopped the boy on the bed, practically sweeping him up.

"Now...for some unfinished business..." He said, going back to the original position.

Iceland's gulp could be heard far into the hallway and into the lobby. But the same thing kept reoccuring This time Greece's cat came back with ANOTHER note...

"Not again..." Turkey said facepalming. Every breath of relief came from Iceland as this cat came across the door.

"Ya know the drill..."Turkey said motioning to the cat. He then walked towards the windo to stare at the beautiful scenery that led out just like Greece's but faced the Mediterranean sea. Quickly Iceland uncrumpled the other note, and began to read it:

Yeah he's gettin' old...but you know he's a brute xD Letting you know...
By the way what did I save you from my love?
Greece
P.S. I miss you

Iceland quietly giggled as he headed for the stationary on the table. When all of a sudden..

"And what exactly do you think you're doing?" Turkey said looking over.

A large gulp could be heard again, as his adam's apple bobbed up for about more than a spklit second."...Making a picture..."

"Ah whatever...I couldn't get mad at ya.." Turkey said facing the sea again. It held a sigh of relief for little Iceland, as he finished the note, and tied it to his puffin. He hid Greece's note under the rug Turkey had been pacing on back and forth, and sent the bird out.

"All done...sir..." he said over to Turkey...

"Very polite little kid..." Turkey said walking over very slowly as the same sadistic smile he had on before. He positioned himself the SAME way. As he had just undone the last two buttons on the dress, another one walked in. This time, it was a jackal.

"Aman Allahım!**" Turkey yelled out loud. This puzzled Iceland, as he took the note from the jackal, and read it.

You know...We should play alone sometime...you know us two...
Egypt

This made Iceland giggle, as he took another sheet of stationary, and tied it to his puffin letting it back into the hall and onto Egypt's room.

"You can look now..." Iceland said hoping that Greece's cat would come in at the right moment.

"Let's make it quick before we get interrupted again...I should have a lock on my door.." Turkey said redoing all the steps they had done before.

He then moved onto his shoulders, slowly removing the shoulder piece, leaving just a bare shoulder.

Please...Greece's cat, come into the room..any moment now...

But no sign whatsoever. He was feeling Turkey's cold large manly hands on his bare, exposed shoulders, and now naked back when all of a sudden...

Another pissed off Turkey, and a relieved Iceland, as he wrote the note, and sent it over to Greece. The same thing repeated with Egypt, and is jackal.

Finally after having found a lock, the door was shut tight. Iceland's thoughts of being saved had been crushed, as he put it through.

"There...now no more distractions..." Turkey said finishing hat he had been finishing where he had left off. Now the boy was stripped down to his undies. "Just how I want it..." Turkey said chuckling. "So...cute..." as his big left hand pressed against the cold, tender cheek. His puffin was out of the room, with nothing to know that it was locked. "You must be tight..." Turkey slowly whsipered in the young boy's ear, sending a chill down Iceland's spine. "We'll find that out.."

Iceland's face held nothing but despair and melancholy, as he couldn't fight back. He was too frightened of the outcome. Slowly he felt his eyes get very red, and his face feel hot...

Turkey also slowly stripped off his shirt, showing a mighty ripped body. Iceland could notice a slightly small bulge in his pants, but didn't bother to ask.

"Slowly.." As Turkey's hands slid through the young boy's body, traveling down to his puffin striped undies, and slowly gripping the sides.

But all that was stopped when a loud scratch came at his door. Then another. Then another.

"To hell with this..." Turkey said, completely ignoring the fact that Iceland had on nothing but undies. "We'll do this another time..." He said sliding on his shirt, and pressing his coat over it.

They both got off the bed, and opened the door to what was going to give Turkey a week of a headache.

Papers flew everywhere, as they were torn apart by four legged friends who had strings attached to each other.

"What in the hell..." Turkey asked trying to stay calm. Iceland hid behind him, as he watched the whole thing go down.

A literal game of cat and dog, with bird included. Apparently at the same time Greece's cat was giving the note over to Iceland, Egypt's dog was there at the same time, causing an all out war between. Puffin didn't come after so he was also caught in the cross fire.

"Someone stop them! Where are those two trouble makers!" Turkey hollered at the top of his lungs from the noise of the vases clinging as they broke, and the curtains tore, leaving streaks of sunlight gather into the hallway.

Soon Greece and Egypt were chasing after their animals, them two caught up in a fight of their own.

"She's MINE!" One another kept arguing, as they disregarded the half naked Iceland. Soon it was cut into the lobby, knocking down, ancient vases, and decades of paintings that were being torn apart. Fresh linens of silk curtains being ripped apart by claws of both animals and kids.

Iceland hid wherever was safe, even if it meant hiding behind clueless Libya, and Algeria.

"Why aren't you wearing anything..." Algeria kept asking. "You can borrow my clothes if you'd like.."
Though Iceland slightly was paying more attanetion at the clings of the sounds in the lobby that were now entering the kitchen, he gace back the answer, "No thanks." And followed them into the now occpied kitchen.

Plates and dishes fell everywhere from place to place, with rugs being pulled over under the feet.

"YOU DAMN KIDS! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TAKES TO GET THESE THINGS!" Turkey hollered chasing after both Greece and Egypt who were now focused on the animals.

Then a slip of water sent Turkey falling back, hitting a hot pan of Haşlama** , and then falling to his face. Soon his anger level was high to the point where he was literally steaming.

And then it got quiet. As soon as all the banging, and clashing, and breaking fell silent, both Turkey, and Iceland rushed over to see what damage had been left over.

Both the two boys spilt with custard, in a wrestling position were thrown off, as the two animals were over them. They both glared over at Iceland in his now water-soaked undies, with a line of red across the face. As hard as they tried not to stare at Turkey, they couldn't help but notice his stinging face, with food marks, and scratches from the kitchen. All that was covered by the redness of his face that was about to explode.

It was only 5 o clock in the afternoon, and already the looks on their faces told them it was going to be a long evening.

**First asterisk - Iceland's a kid so he doesn't know very good spelling..
*Island - What he is known by from the nordics
**"Aman Allahım!- Oh my god in turkish
* Haşlama - Turkish food..

A las! I know I know...This is an OKAY chapter..