El Sequel

Yay, I'm back! Sorry I haven't been back for a while! This is the HPGT sequel! Beware the cuss word that Harry says. (The other word for poop.)

Chapter Uno

Harry: POTATO!

Hermione: Get on with the show!

Voldemort: Meep.

Announcer: And now for our first contenstant—Professor Umbridge!

Umbridge: Heeeeeeeeeeeeey.

Voldemort: Oh my god.

Umbridge: You better believe it, baby.

Hermione: *sighs* What will you be singing?

Umbridge: Stutter by Joe Walker.

Harry: Oh shit.

Umbridge:

Remember that time

When you wouldn't talk to me

No you wouldn't talk to me

Yesterday

We were getting along

Had a little danc-y thing

But here's a song I sing

My way

It was going to be fine

But you didn't want to be

Be the man to be with me

No way

But now you're saying it's time

Why you gotta be like that?

I don't like the way you act

Around me

So baby come on, come on

Oh don't you tell me to go

And say "I'm the one"

d-d-do you think I'm dumb?

Sorry—did I just stutter?

Won't tell you what you know

This is the end

You were never my friend

You were never my

You were never my lover

Hermione: *yes*

Voldemort: *no*

Harry: *no*

Hermione: C'mon guys! She was great!

Voldemort: Don't you think it's ironic that Joe Walker played her in the Harry Potter Musical?

Hermione: Yeah, but—

Voldemort: Well, she's a HE! It's Joe Walker!

Umbridge: WTF!1

Harry: He's right! "She" has no boobs!

Umbridge: DON'T LOOK AT ME! I'M HIDEOUS! *runs away*

Well, sorry that was short. The next one will be longer, I promise.

-Grey-Dawn55