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Damn! I wish she'd hurry up already! Inuyasha thought to himself, looking down from his perch on a tall pine tree. He leaned back against the trunk of the tree, carelessly dangling his leg off of the branch he was sitting on. Stupid Kagome, he thought, swinging his leg back and forth a little more forcefully, taking forever to come back from her world… who does she think she is? Making us all wait. This is important! Jewel shards are more important than those 'tests' she's always goin on about. "Augh! What the hell is taking her so long?" Inuyasha blurted, uncrossing his arms, only to forcefully cross them again and hurl himself back against the tree trunk. The whole tree shook. The half-demon let out a long sigh. He rubbed his eyes. He watched the clouds. He fidgeted. He scowled. "Man it's hot today," he murmured to himself. It seemed stagnant; even the little puffs of air that blew across his face were warm. Hmph. This is gonna be a long wait, seein as it's Kagome I'm waitin on. Might as well take a nap. Inuyasha yawned, closed his eyes, and was asleep in a matter of minutes, ears twitching and leg slowly swinging.

"Shhhh Shippou! Successful spying can only be done in absolute silence!" Miroku scolded, waving his staff in the air, as if to emphasize his point. "Do you want to come watch for Kagome with me or not?"

"Of course I do!" Shippou cried, jumping on Miroku's left shoulder. "I promise, I'll be silent until you say I can talk!" Shippou promised, as he thought to himself, Well you sure do know a lot about spying Miroku…The the two travelled silently until Shippou nudged Miroku in the side of the head a little too hard, and pointed to the silver-haired figure up in the tree. Miroku put his finger to his lips and nodded. The pair snuck up behind some bushes located a few feet behind and to the right of the tree. From their position they could peek out between the brambles and see the well, and the sleeping half-demon.

"Now," whispered Miroku, "Shippou, how about a game of cards?" The monk pulled out a pack of playing cards Kagome had given him as a gift. Miroku was proud to say that he could play a mean game of Go Fish.

"You're on Miroku!" the little fox demon whispered back emphatically, "but don't expect me to go easy on you," he said, puffing out his little furry chest, "I'll win for sure this time!"

Inuyasha yawned and stretched, opening his eyes and immediately closing them against the bright light of the sun. Damn. She's still not back yet. He growled softly to himself. As he leaned back against the trunk of the tree, he felt something tickle his neck. Oh god! How disgusting! A very bright, very fat caterpillar was sitting on his shoulder, and attempting to drag its bloated, furry body up his neck. Ugh. I don't wanna squash this nasty thing. It'll spray bug guts all over the place... it's huge! Inuyasha glared at the caterpillar. He flicked it off his shoulder and barely gave it a glance as it plummeted towards the ground. Serves the little bugger right for crawlin all over me. Hmph. Speaking of little buggers, I wonder if Kagome is doin' alright. I wonder if she did good on that test-thingy. Man I hope so… if she didn't I'll have to hear about it for the rest of my life. Why does she always have to leave? Why can't I go with her, huh? What if, What if…

"Miroku…" said Shippou nervously, "Uh… something just… landed on my head. What…is it?"

"Oh Shippou, its nothing!" Miroku lied. The caterpillar slowly crawled down Shippou's forehead, and suddenly slipped, sliding down onto the little fox demon's nose. Shippou's eyes widened as the caterpillar started to crawl around on his face.

" GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME MIROKU! AAAAUGH!"

"Shippou! Shhhh…" Miroku said, quite uselessly, as there was no way that any amount of Shh'ing could undo the damage Shippou's wailing had done. "Well, now Inuyasha knows we're here. I bet even Kagome heard you all the way in her time Shippou." Miroku said, unhappily.

"Having some 'issues' there, Shippou?" Said a voice. Inuyasha glared down at the fox demon and the monk, both of whom looked very, very guilty. So… you two wanna explain to me what you're doin here?"

"Inuyasha!" Shippou sputtered, frantically trying to shake the fat caterpillar off of his head. "We were just waiting for Kagome! We wanna see her when she comes back too! You can't just hog her all to yourself you big-"

"Oh shut up, you little twerp!" Inuyasha snapped, smacking Shippou on the head. "What do you know, you little squirrel?"

"Inuyasha," said a voice, from the other side of the tree, "you better make sure that Kagome doesn't see that bump you gave Shippou just now. She won't be happy."

"Sango? You too? What is this? A public event? Why can't I just wait for Kagome in peace and quiet?" Inuyasha yelled.

"Kagome is our friend too Inuyasha. We have just as much right to be here as you do, ya know. Plus, I promised to have girl time with her in the hot spring nearby. And he tells us all he doesn't get jealous! Thought Sango, dryly. What a lie.

"Hey! Can someone help me? This stuff is heavy you!" a muffled voice floated through the air, making everyone else stop and turn their heads.

"Kagome!" Cried Inuyasha

"KAGOME!" Said Shippou. The two glared at each other as they raced to the well, each eager to help the human girl out first.

End!

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