Well...Here it is! R&R!

Flippy jumped a foot in the air at the sound of the cannon, and then fell to the ground. He curled up and shut his eyes tight as Evil began to speak to him.

On your feet, you pathetic excuse for a soldier! Evil hollered. The Tigers are back. Get moving!

The Tigers are NOT back. Flippy retorted.

Yes they are. They want revenge. Evil laughed.

That was years ago! THEY'RE NOT HERE! Flippy cried.

Yes they are. Look! Evil snapped at him.

No!

LOOK!

BOOM!

Another cannon, but this time it was an explosion that rang out from Flippy's past.No, please don't! Flippy begged. It's too late, dumbass,Evil laughed as he took over. When Evil's eyes opened, the floor wasn't covered in gum wads but instead blood spattered leaves and was not a floor, but dry soil. The sky overhead was an ugly shade of orange and green from explosive gases and smoke. Instead of circus seats, Evil was surrounded by jutting rocks that hid soldiers from either side. Another explosion and a barrage of gunshots roared ahead. Evil looked up to find that he was on a jagged mountain.

Grinning with sharp teeth and clutching his bowie knife, Evil leapt out from behind his rock and attacked a nearby soldier who could really use some Head and soldiers. He drove his knife through the soldier's belly and tore out some intestine. Blood sprayed from the soldier like a hose. In real life, Flaky fell to the ground, dead.

Next to go, unfortunately, was Kirimi, that weird hallucinatory animal. But in Evil's state, she was just a soldier who needed to die. He took his blood soaked knife and sliced through her throat, then flung her head at a buck-toothed soldier. Decapitation was immediate. Evil peered at his blood-soaked shirt and laughed evilly. Another explosion rang overhead.

Evil bounded down the mountain with goat-like elegance, making sure to stab a handless soldier in his back as he went. When he reached the circular clearing, Evil stabbed a tall, stupid looking soldier in the heart, yanked hit out and crushed it in his hand. The soldier screamed for a second, then died. Evil laughed and kicked the carcass.

Evil turned to find three soldiers: A small moose, a yellow bunny and a pink chipmunk. Evil took care of them with a quick quartering (ew, Evil) and peered at his surroundings. The mountain had plenty of bloodstains here and there, but everything seemed to be quiet.

KA-BOOM!

Flippy snapped back to normal and found that the cannon had launched itself, searing a hole right through Splendid's middle. Flippy screamed and tried to run, but he tripped over a fallen tightrope. He landed on the ground with a painful WUMPH and a bucket of bloodsoaked popcorn fell on top of his head.

Flippy sat up, tried some popcorn and shrugged.

I've had better.Evil noted. Flippy nodded, held the popcorn in his hand and decided to head home.

THE END