The main story is over, so it's time for the epilogue.

Chapter 30: Welcome Home

Nigel was passed out and floating around in the brightness that was left by Nega Dimentia's explosion, surrounded by each of the Wisps, except the Nega ones. The Wisps looked to see Jirachi appear out of a rift in space. That's when the Golden Wisp exited Nigel's body and went back into Jirachi, restoring his power. Jirachi then looked at the passed-out Numbuh 1 and gave a worried expression. "He must really be tired…"

"Yes, but he is still alive." said a female, echoey voice. "I'll take him to safety." A large, pink tentacle reached out and carried him away, with Jirachi following.

Star Haven

When Nigel awoke, he found himself on Star Haven, surrounded by his GKND friends, Star Wolf, Darkrai, Gabe, Jeremy (still in their human forms), and Jirachi. All the other GKND operatives were here as well. "Guys… what happened?"

"You totally kicked Dimentia's butt!" Ava cheered.

"It was the coolest thing EVER!" Kweeb jumped.

"Yeah! And look!" At Dib's cue, Nigel looked to see the army of Nega Wisps lighting up and turning back to their regular colors.

"At long last," Darkrai said, "I've repaid my debt."

"Yes, and the Fountain of Dreams is once again filled with light. The evil has gone from Galaxia."

"Huh? Who said that?" Nigel asked as he searched for the source of the voice. Before their very eyes, a gigantic pink Wisp with three eyes, several antennas, and four tentacles appeared.

"MOM!" Gabe and Jeremy exclaimed.

"Mom?" questioned Nigel.

"I am Mother Wisp. The queen of all Wisps. Thank you, Nigel Uno, for saving my children. When Dimentia began her plans eons ago, I was transformed into a monster like my children and was held in the deepest confines of the base. But now Dimentia and the Irkens are defeated and my children are free. Thank you, Nigel."

"Uhhh… you're welcome, I guess. But where are the Star Spirits?"

"They are here, along with the rest of the Stars." Piles of dust formed into Star Beings, and the Star Spirits appeared as well, with Eldstar holding the Star Rod.

"Star Spirits!" Jirachi exclaimed, flying over to them.

"Ho ho!" laughed Eldstar. "That was one heck of a ride, was it not?"

"Now that the darkness is gone from the fountain, the Stars of Galaxia are free to grant wishes once again." followed Misstar.

"Star Spirits…" began Jirachi, frowning shamefully. "I'm sorry for what I did. I shouldn't have let Dimentia trick me."

"It's okay, Jirachi." replied Eldstar. "If anyone's to blame, it is us."

"Because we kept you in that stone for so long, you had little knowledge of the outside world." followed Mamar.

"Dimentia knew this, and that's how she was able to trick you." explained Skolar.

"Which is why we're not putting you back in that stone." said Muskular.

"You aren't?"

"It's true, we did keep you in there to protect you, but keeping you from the universe also kept you from knowledge." Misstar explained.

"Yes, and it is important to have knowledge, so that is why we want you to be free and explore the cosmos." Klevar finished. "Just ask Uxie! She knows. She invented knowledge!"

"YAAAY!" cheered Jirachi.

"But there is one minor problem." Kalmar stated.

"What's that?"

"As long as you share a connection with the Star Rod, you're in danger of being misused again."

"Oh… So, what do we do?"

"No reason to worry." Eldstar replied. "Like Dimentia said, your qualities are very similar to that of a genie. The Star Rod binds to you like a lamp, but if you were wished free, that bind would break."

"'Guess that's my call." Numbuh 1 said as he went over and took the Star Rod from Eldstar. "Jirachi, I wish-"

"WAIT!" Eldstar stopped. "Like a genie, if Jirachi is wished free, he will no longer be able to grant wishes. Or immortality."

Ava, Kweeb, and Luvbi exchanged worried glances. "Does this mean we'll turn to dust?" Ava asked.

"Not quite." Muskular replied. "Since your childhoods were wasted serving Dimentia, we've decided to give everyone a second chance. Here…" The Star Spirits formed tiny energy balls, which flew inside each of the GKND operatives. "There. Now, you'll begin to age like normal again as if you never gained immortality."

"And since each of you helped save the universe, we'll let each of you have one wish before you set Jirachi free." Eldstar said to the heroes.

"Can you… change Glomour back to the way it was before? I mean, before the Irkens took over?" Ava asked with a look of regret.

"I'm certain such measures are already being taken care of. But just in case…" With that, Eldstar waved the Star Rod and sent a magical comet across space, likely to Glomour's direction.

"My turn." Dib said. "I want the people of Doomsdale to respect me!"

"After your actions during the invasion, I don't think you'll need to worry about that." Muskular replied.

"Pray, my only wish is to meet mine one true love." Luvbi said with a dreamy smile. "Dost not have to be a prince. Long as he is proud and true."

"Hehe, I just want to live happily ever after with Ava." Kweeb said with a blush.

"Hm hm, we'll see what happens." Ava smirked.

"I 'ave a wish, too!" Marine spoke up. "I want to have GREAT adventures, and find the greatest treasure in the worlds!"

"And I wish to be accepted by the humans!" Zim exclaimed. "After living there for so long, I've gotten kind of used to it."

"Plus he has a crush on my sister." Dib mentioned.

"HEY!"

"If you're going to live there, then we'll have to make you age like a regular human." With that, Eldstar put an energy ball in Zim.

"What about you guys?" Jirachi asked Star Wolf.

"No thanks. We don't believe in wishes. Wishes that don't backfire, anyway." Wolf replied. "We need to get back to Sargasso. The boys will be missing us. But first…" They approached Numbuh 1. "You're not so bad, Baldy."

"I'm looking forward to fighting you in the future." Panther followed.

"You're even better than Star Fox." Leon said.

Jake got closer, bowed his head, and tilted his hat with his tail. "Ah tip mah hat to you, Uno. One legend to another." Nigel smiled and bowed as well.

"And just for heck's sake," Wolf smiled, shaking Uno's hand, "I'll let my grudge against you slide."

"G-Grudge? What grudge?"

"Don't worry about it." He winked. "Ask your father, he might know."

Afterwards, the Star Wolf team hopped back in their ships and took off. "Well, I guess the last wish goes to me." Nigel said. "And I wish for Jirachi's freedom!" As he spoke, Nigel raised the Star Rod, which began to glow, as did Jirachi. In a matter of seconds, the blue ribbons on Jirachi vanished, and the Star Rod dropped to the ground and faded out.

"But what about the fountain?" Ava asked.

"As long as people are happy, the fountain will flow with light." Mother Wisp replied.

"I'm heading back to Nightmare Land." Darkrai said. "But first, I have a wish for you, Nigel."

"What is it?"

Darkrai floated aside as Katie approached. "I want you to take Katie with you. Give her a home where she belongs. I'm certain she will make plenty of friends down on Earth."

"Alright, sure! I've always wanted a sister!" At this, Katie ran up and embraced Nigel in a hug. She then turned back to Darkrai.

"I'll miss you, Darkrai."

"Don't worry." He smirked. "When it's time to scare Nigel, we can do it together." With that, Darkrai shot back into the sky.

"Not looking forward to that." Nigel gulped.

"Now, we must be heading back as well." Mother Wisp said. "Now that the Irkens are free, we can begin anew with them. Are you ready to go, you two?" she asked Jeremy and Gabe.

"Uhhh, actually, we don't want to go back to Wisp." Infinity said.

"We've been on Earth for a while, too, and we're kind of used to it!" Gabe followed. "We have a lot of great friends down there. Well, I do, don't know about him." Infinity glared at him.

"So, can we stay in these forms and live on Earth?"

"If that is what you wish, I won't stop you. But I must head back to Wisp and help rebuild it. Good-bye, my children." With that, Mother Wisp flew off as well.

"Well now, I believe it's time to send everyone else here back." Eldstar said. A swarm of large stars flew down from the sky and next to each operative. "These Warp Stars will get you back to your planets safely. Just say where you want to go, and it'll take you there." The other operatives did as told and took off on the Warp Stars.

"Then it's time to go." Nigel said as he and his friends got on. "But just one more thing." He turned to the Star Spirits. "Why is it that Dimentia's galactic technology couldn't hurt her, but Numbuh 2's inventions could?"

"Ah, a good question." Eldstar replied. "I believe there is more to your 2x4 technology than there appears. Your very treehouses were created by a powerful spirit, and I'm certain her powers reside in your items by extension."

"A spirit? What kind of spirit?"

"Her name is Celebi, and her powers match Jirachi's." Misstar replied. "I believe that is why Dimentia was damaged by them."

"Hmm… That's interesting."

"Will there be anything else?" Eldstar asked.

"Nope. I think it's time for us to go. Okay, Warp Star: take us to Earth!" And they all screamed as the Warp Stars took off at high speeds.

KND Moonbase

When Nigel awoke, he found himself in Moonbase Hospital. He held onto his head as he got out of bed. "Man, what a rough ride."

"What's up, Numbuh 1?" He looked as Abby came in.

"Numbuh 5? What happened?"

"We saw a bunch of Stars crashing down and went to check them out. We met up with your new friends and found you out cold."

"I guess I still have to get used to stuff like that."

"Mm-hm. Now, come on! Everyone's waiting for you!" With that, he followed Abby to the Moonbase Bridge, where a large party seemed to be taking place. Everyone was there, including Nigel's new friends, his parents, Tak and FIR, and Katie. There was also a giant ribbon over the party snacks that read Hooray for Nigel!

When everyone saw their hero come in, they immediately gave cheers. Eva and Lizzie ran up and embraced him in hugs. "Nice going, Nigel! You're a pretty cool cousin!"

"Uh, thanks, Eva!"

"Oh, Nigie! I missed you SO much!"

"Easy there, Lizzie! We're just friends now. There's actually one person I really want to see." As he said this, the crowd made an opening, and Nigel smiled brightly at Rachel on the other side. The two ran to each other excitedly and shared a kiss.

The kiss lasted a few minutes until Nigel broke away and spoke. "I don't know about you Rachel, but I like this ending better."

Rachel chuckled. "I would imagine that most people would."

"I say, Nigel must've had quite the adventure." Mrs. Uno stated.

"If he thinks so, he should hear what I've been through!" Monty replied.

"Oh, that'll just bore him, dear!"

"Well, now that that's over," Nigel began, "let's have some snacks!" Everyone cheered as they went over to the snack table, where GIR and FIR were already eating.

Tak and Zim exchanged glances. "GIR/FIR!" The two robots exchanged glances and stopped while everyone laughed.

The mariachi band stood in one corner, playing their music for the final time. "And so, Nigel was reunited with his friends on Earth and peace returned to the universe. After seeing a moment as touching as this, we all must stop and wonder, how long until the sequel? Depends on the author."

"When is Nigel going to die?"

"He has to at some point. It's in the script." The band leader looked at a paper.

One of his bandmates looked at it. "That's for a different story!"

"It is? Wow, I am way off."

As everyone continued to celebrate, they heard an explosion and looked to the entrance. Rap music played as The Rhymer came walking in with his henchmen.

"Good day, everybody! The Rhymer is BACK, so no time to SLACK! It's time to take out this base from ceiling to floor, then no more Kids Next Door!"

Nigel only smirked and said proudly, "Leave this to me." He approached The Rhymer. "Hey, Rhymer." He began as he took out an orange. "Care for an orange?"

The Rhymer looked at it with horror. "No… Nothing… rhymes… WITH ORANGES!"

"Yeah, except for door hinges!"

"But… that's impossible! NOOOOOOO!" And with that, everyone stared confused as he vanished in a freaky explosion.

"Why didn't we think of that?" Wally asked.

The mariachi band stayed silent themselves until the leader spoke. "Well, that's all, everybody! Here are the credits!" (Play "Speak With Your Heart" from Sonic Colors!)

Operation: GALACSIA: Cast:

Benjamin Diskin as Nigel Uno and Hoagie P. Gilligan

Lauren Tom as Kuki Sanban

Dee Bradley Baker as Wallabee Beatles

Cree Summer as Abigail Lincoln

Wally and Marine started hanging out a lot, making Kuki jealous and want to spy on them. She was relieved to hear Wally say to Marine that he had a secret crush on Kuki.

Rachael MacFarlane as Rachel T. McKenzie

Jennifer Hale as Fanny Fulbright, Luvbi, and Mother Wisp

Matt Levin as Patton Drilovsky

Tara Strong as Ava, Eva Roberts, Harvey McKenzie, Katie, and Marine the Raccoon

Harvey and Luvbi went on their date. It didn't work out, and they agreed to just be friends. Just as well, Zim began to date Dib's sister, Gaz.

Rickey Collins as Kweeb and Kade Jackson

Kade kept trying to bring up the courage to confess his feelings for Eva. Maybe he would wait a few stories.

Janice Kawaye as Sonya and Lee

Sonya and Lee kept the secret of how Sonya was able to change Lee back from a frog on her own.

Akiko Koumoto as Dimentia Z. Winkiebottom

Wally Wingert as Tallest Red and Cubot

Kevin McDonald as Tallest Purple

Orbot and Cubot were taken in by the Nightmare King and were eventually sold to a fat man with a mustache.

Richard Steven Horvitz as Zim

Andy Berman as Dib Membrane

Francis built and started playing with a Numbuh 10 robot.

Grant Goodeve as Wolf O'Donnell

David Skully as Leon Powalski and Panther Caroso

Bill Nighy as Rattlesnake Jake

Joey, Mushi, Tommy, and Shaunie spent the last few days complaining how they weren't in the story at all. They hoped to have bigger appearances.

Bill Rogers as Darkrai II

Kerry Williams as Jirachi

Mike Henry as Cleveland Brown and Consuela

Cleveland and Father became friends and discussed their hatred of the Kids Next Door.

Maurice LaMarche as Father

Billy West as Herbie MayHence and Francis Powalski

Grey DeLisle as Lizzie Devine

Ripto and Gnasty Gnorc started to discuss 'the Lizzie problem' and also became quick friends with the Lizzie haters of FanFiction.

Tom Kenny as Ice King, Spyro the Dragon, and Spongebob Squarepants

Dan Green as Customer Service

Dave Wittenberg as Numbuh 74.239

Phil LaMarr as Numbuh Infinity

Numbuh Infinity is depressed that he never confessed his feelings for Dimentia.

Kevin Michael Richardson as Malladus Uno

Original KND show owned by Tom Warburton.

Main gameplay developer: Insomniac Games

Published by FanFiction

Presented by Gamewizard2008

End transmission…

Thanks to everyone who took the time to read this, such as arissaprincess321, Dynamite Girl, nightmaster000, NoGoodTuna, Epik, Sarstar98, Depthcharge, and One Earth. I will see you all… Huh? Whuh? What is this? (Pause song.)

Warning! Warning! Powerful enemy detected!

In a dark, fiery chamber deep below the Earth's crust, a vicious demon lies chained to the walls, his eyes closed. His demonic eyes opened and looked to the ceiling. Visions of Numbuh 1 playing with all his friends played before the demon's eyes.

"So, the young prince is finally reunited with his feeble, mortal friends." he said to himself. "Bah! I hate mortals! They're so weak and insignificant! Especially those snot-nosed kids who have been foiling my clan's plans for world conquest in the past hundreds of years. But they never could've done so without the help of those good-for-nothing gods. Heck, those kids never would have beaten that incarnation of darkness without the help of the Nightmare King. Or perhaps Dimentia lost because, even with her magic, she was just a mortal, and was therefore too weak to use Jirachi's power. Still, I don't understand why the gods care so much for these mortals, even when they know they are FAR superior. I guess, in reality, even they are weak. Not like us demons. Of course, I shouldn't complain so much about mortals. Dimentia's plans for spreading misery served me well in the past million years. Her intentions were just what I needed!"

At that instant, the vision of a silhouette of a short man appeared on the ceiling. "Is everything ship-shape down there, Your Majesty?" he asked in an Irish accent.

"Everything in this infernal prison is just as it was: HELL! Is everything going according to plan up there, Cole?"

"Nyee hee hee! Everything's BRILLIANT up here! We'll soon be ready for the Day of the Demon long before it comes!"

"Excellent! Those mortals will never know what's coming! But for now, go release Dr. Facilier from his cell. If he knows what's good for him, he won't mess up again! And you as well."

"Oh, rest assured, Sire! I, Chancellor Cole Fulbright, will not fail you!" With that, Cole left, leaving the demon in his prison to laugh.

"Soon, I will be free from this fiery prison, and the Sanzu River will rise! Then I, Malladus Uno, will take my revenge on those mortals and restore my family's honor! AH HA HA HA! MWA HA HA HA!"

Coming soon: Operation: ANCESTOR.