A/N: All I can say is I'm really sorry that it took so long to update. I'm in Arizona and it's pretty bad-ass over here! I found an anime shop here! So you might be seeing me on you tube sometime this summer J

Warning: Yaoi! Cussing (it's Hidan were talking about after all) and Yaoi.

Disclaimer: Naruto belongs to Masashi Kishimoto. I really wish Naruto (the show not the bozo) belonged to me.

I'm so fucked

Hidan turned around and two ugly eels were in his view. One had a gray brown slick body, shining brown eyes and tufts of brown spiked hair coming out of it's sick looking body. The other was a pale green, looked slimed by whale spit, had dark brown eyes and yellow hair growing from the top of it's head. Hidan wanted to blanch from the sight before him. Sure, he was totally against judging someone, or in this case something, by looks but the aura these two were giving off smelled of danger. Hidan backed away slowly from the eels, eyeing them suspiciously.

"Prince-sama you never answered our question," the eel with the slimy pale green body said, "why were you yelling."

Suddenly Hidan could feel the roaring rage build inside his body again. How dare his father be such a bastard! Hidan had the urge to tell the two hideous creatures just how much of a fuck up his father was. He wanted the whole kingdom to know that his father was not the nice person he pretended to be. Hidan wanted revenge. Hidan told the whole story with enthusiasm and rage, he exaggerated some points of the tale but he was allowed to, it was the power of being a prince. The eels nodded their heads in consent and agreed on every word that the young merman said. After the story was told the eels spoke,

"we know someone who can help you. You can get revenge and get the man of your dreams. All you have to do is come with us and play a little game."

The eels circled around Hidan, bringing him slowly into the cave. Hidan hesitated for a minute and then went straight into the dark cave. He swam cautiously and made sure not to touch the walls of the cave after finding out they had mold and insects on them. The eels swam behind the merman, telling him about some shit that Hidan didn't care for. Hidan came to a small room in the cavern. It was dimly lit with candles and smelled of skunk and puke. Hidan covered his nose with his arm and shot a glare at the eels. The eels only swished their tails and went to the dark end of the room. They whispered something that Hidan couldn't hear to someone at the area. Suddenly an octopus came zooming out of the dark area and into Hidan's face. Hidan squealed and sunk backwards. The octopus had pale purple skin, sickly looking green eyes, and fading pink hair. It was fat and horrid to look at. Hidan was terrified of what he had gotten himself into.

"So you are the Prince Hidan? The one who wishes to get revenge on his father because of a human," the octopus asked.

"Yes that is me," Hidan said bravely although his voice gave away that he was still shaken.

The octopus swam circles around Hidan to check him out. The octopus made a mental note that the merman was defiantly the boy she was looking for.

"You see, Mr. prince, that I have a game for you to play. It's not very hard and you are surely to win," the octopus said and then whispered in his ear, "if your good enough for the human, that is."

Hidan stiffened. He was good enough for Kakuzu, wasn't he? He was beautiful, royal, understanding, kind when he wanted to be, and rich! What else could anybody want? He was….. He was perfect! Kakuzu would be a fool to not want the mighty Prince Hidan! Yet, as Hidan thought these words, he still felt that he had a chance at losing. Hidan held his head up high and let the thoughts of winning Kakuzu's heart fill his mind.

"I'll play the game and I will win," Hidan said with bravery.

The three sea creatures laughed with evilness but it didn't bring Hidan down one bit. The octopus began explaining the rules and how to win. Hidan nodded at every word and stored them in his brain like a squirrel with nuts. He was going to have Kakuzu at last! He was never going to let Kakuzu go either! His dreams were going to come true at last! Hidan became scared when lights started to dance upon the room. He could feel something reach inside his throat, a ghost hand perhaps, and take his voice. His oh so beautiful voice! He was frightened by the look on the octopus's face. Hidan couldn't say anything but he mouthed the words clearly. I'm so fucked!

Kakuzu scrambled down stairs, his eyes still heavy with sleep. He opened the dining room door and went inside.

"What the fuck is going on in here," Kakuzu yelled out.

It was dark but Kakuzu could see chairs thrown over and glass shattered every where. What the hell happened, Kakuzu thought. Suddenly he got hit in the head with a bar and knocked out.

Thoughts swirled in Kakuzu's head. He tried to remember something… someone maybe. What was their eye color again? Blue? Red? Pink, no defiantly not that color. Black sounded good. Yeah, their eye color must have been black, maybe. What color of hair? Blonde? Red? Green? No it had been silver! Their skin had been a silky looking white. So soft looking. A boy or a girl? It had to be a girl. He thought that he had the person in place, yet it didn't feel correct. Something wasn't right. What had their voice sounded like? Who knows now….

After Note: Most agonizing chapter to write. Akatsuki friend really wanted me to finish this, so I did. Sorry it took over a week to write this. So hard to write, I'm so sorry it's short. I'll do whatever couple you want(a one-shot) if you can guess one of these questions. Who are the two eels (you can say which ever one)? Who is the octopus? Who is Kakuzu thinking of (hint: Not Hidan)? And who do you think knocked Kakuzu out (this is a hard one)?

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