An interview with...

Interviewer (James Frank) speech, Pokemon's speech (yes they can talk), Guest's speech. This is OOC descriptive info.

I DO NOT OWN POKEMON! If I did, why would I be wasting my expensive time here? I'd be working on Generation VI. :P Also, TBS, I don't own The Price is Right, either. Nope, I'm broke. Also, see if you can find the different references to other things in the Pokemon world.

Rated K for dialog and comedy.

"Hello, and welcome to the Interview a Pokemon show! Where we interview certain Pokemon requested by our audience! Bob, who do we have lined up today?"

The camera shifts over from the host to a co-host, and then focuses.

"Well, James, it looks like audience member 400! Where is audience member 400, come on down!"

Corny game-show music plays, and audience member 400 walks down the aisle, and onto the stage.

"Hello, no. 400. What is your name?"

"Hi, James. My name is Rin."

"Welcome, Rin, to the Interview a Pokemon show! Where we interview certain Pokemon requested by our audience! Who is your pick today? You may choose all of the 649 Pokemon known to man, with the exception of Mew and Mewtwo."

"How about Bibarel?"

"Bibarel? I think we can manage. Bob, bring Bibarel out here!"

"Gotcha, James. Bibarel, you have been selected to participate in an interview with James Frank! If you accept, you can win...

A NEW CAR!"

Yet again, horribly repetitive yet catchy tunes play in the background, and Bibarel just walks past the car and stand next to James.

"Welcome, Bibarel. I just want to ask you a few questions, and then you'll draw the card and see if you've won the car!"

"..."

"...Right. Bibarel, here's your first question:

How do you retain that face and composure throughout any situation?

"..."

"Bibarel?"

Bibarel doesn't budge, and just stares into the camera with a freaky, emotionless stare.

"Uhh, Bibarel? Answer the question!"

"..."

"Fine. Let's try another.

Why are you so stupid? HEY! Who wrote this? How did I get... oh, whatever."

"..."

Same as last, Bibarel expression doesn't change. Not even blinking.

"This is starting to creep me out. Can we get another guest to choose a different Pokemon?"

Security officials remove Bibarel, who is still frozen like a statue, and continue with the show.

"How about you just pick one, James?"

"Okay, then. Send out a Mudkip."

"Okay, Mudkip. You have been selected to participate in an interview with James Frank! If you accept, you can win...

A NEW CAR!"

Do I have to say it?

"Alrighty, Mudkip. We've only got time for 2 questions, so let's knock it out quick.

How do you make people like you so much?"

Giggle. "I think it might be because I am so adorable!"

Suddenly, hundreds of papparazzi pop out from nowhere, snap dozens of photos of Mudkip, then leave as quick as they came.

"What... nevermind. Crap like this happens on this show all the time.

How old are you?"

"I am not exactly sure, but I know I am so adorable!"

Once again, masses of photographers swarm to Mudkip, with flashes of light and yelling questions for interviews. And then they just disappear.

"Good thing we are out of time, cause this is getting weird. See you next week, on Interview a Pokemon!"

Short, I know. But I could make it quick, so I did. Any ideas for the next one? Ones that have some good questions or cliches.