A/N: I never thought I'd include Sasuke in this story because when I started it I honestly thought he was going to die at the very end of Naruto. That did not happen though, so here he is!

Enjoy!

Slightly Inappropriate

After she apologize to Kakashi Sakura expected things to go back to normal, but then Sasuke came back earlier than usual and it seemed as if the white haired shinobi was always around. She'd usually see him a few times a week on dango days and on the weekends – that was pretty normal. They were friends and liked to hang out, but he recently was everywhere. Maybe she was losing her mind too because he seemed to be glaring at her more often.

"Am I a suspicious person, Sasuke?" she asked amid his floor lounge pillows.

"Very." He answered from across the room, his voice punctured by the sound of a knife cutting tomatoes.

"Kakashi is, I don't know, glaring at me all the time now. Do you think he thinks I'm compromised or something? You know how suspicious that man gets. He is either suspicious or mopey, neither of which is a good look for him."

"Are you compromised?" He wondered distractedly as he chewed on a tomato slice.

"If I was I would tell you because then I'd have to kill you and where would I end up? I'm not cut out to be a missing nin. I'm too loud."

"You fill the silence." He now sipped his tea. "It's nice."

"Really?"

"At times." Sakura saw him then nod as if coming to terms with something. "There is a matter of which I would like to speak to you."

"Oh?" That was interesting. Or maybe it wouldn't be. Sasuke was quite the drama queen on the sly and his social skills were quite atrocious. Sakura sure it was a mix of childhood trauma, obsession, and being alone for years.

"I need a partner."

"Like romantic because that ship sailed a long time ago even if people still think I'm pining. I'm not pathetic. You tried to kill me that one time too," at his look Sakura sighed, "okay, fine, we both tried to kill each other, me more than you. Anyway, that was a long time ago."

Sasuke closed his eyes. "May I finish please?"

"You may as long as you make it interesting."

"I need a wife."

"WHAT!" In retrospect, she shouldn't have been surprised. She and Naruto had known that he wanted to revive his clan (which was a pretty awful idea – not that she would ever say anything), but with him still protecting the village from afar and other bullshit Sakura didn't expect it at this time. She was panicking, but it didn't last for long.

"I need you to help me find a wife." He corrected which was in no way better.

"What's going on?" she asked because it felt like her head was going to explode. Sasuke smirked at her strained features and relented.

"I could not resist. Sai has informed me you have yet to find him a girlfriend; therefore, it would be useless to ask you."

"I'm going to kill you and him." Sakura growled fisting the pillows underneath her.

Sasuke held up his hand to stop her from standing. "You don't appreciate my jokes, I see. Nevertheless, there is a serious matter I'd like to discuss. I need a partner to go with me to Crow."

He handed her a scroll. "These are the details. Read them and then we can speak more."

"Why can't you just tell me?"

"I'm enjoying my tea." Sakura huffed, stuffing the scroll into her shirt. Her heart was still slowing down from the previous conversation, and suddenly Sakura was glad Sasuke didn't know that he was more likely to kill her via joke induced heart attack than anything else. She wanted to smash his stupid tea cup into his face.

"You're an insufferable bastard."

"Hn."

A/N: I won't rant too much, but I hated the fact that Sakura and Sasuke ended up together. It made no damn sense. Also, why do you think Kakashi was glaring? Do you think he was even glaring to begin with?