Fill for Pyroclastic's "One Sentence" Fic Meme Prompt: Kurt/Puck, Pool Boy. Kurt appreciates the hired help.

"Puckerman, when cleaning pools, what is your usual attire?"

"I dunno, dude. Like, shorts or something."

"So why are you dressed any differently to clean my pool?"

"Erm... you're a dude?"

"Doesn't mean I appreciate the view any less. Now strip, and get scrubbing. That pool isn't going to clean itself."

Clothes are removed. The pale boy settles down on a shaded sun lounger, watching the tanned boy clean the filter.

"Erm... Kurt?"

"Yes, Puck?"

Kurt sounds bored as he looks up from his magazine.

"Are you gonna want me to... you know... do the whole 'pool cleaning' package?"

Puck sounds unwilling as he makes air quotes around the words 'pool cleaning'.

Kurt smirks.

"Now you're catching on."