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Trying To Help

By Flamewater

"Gokudera, I overheard some people talking about me and saying that I would be a lousy kisser." Tsuna decided to tell his friend, but then after a second regretted it.

"Who dared to insult you?" Gokudera asked quickly, his hands went for dynamite, and he looked at Tsuna with determined eyes. "I will blow that person or persons sky high."

"No need for that Gokudera." Tsuna replied in a bit of a panicked voice and then added without thinking. "I was wondering if you could help me."

"Anything for you, Tenth." Gokudera commented cheerfully, he looked at his Boss, and smiled bright. "I have came up with a perfect plan. Follow me please to my apartment."

'I feel a bit worried.' Tsuna briefly thought and he considered leaving, but didn't want to hurt Gokudera's feelings. 'I hope he is not going to try explaining it in scientist and mathematic terms.'

"Alright, I have a few ideas that will help you whenever you have an urge to kiss someone and making sure it is not lousy." Gokudera said calmly as he looked at his Boss with serious eyes. "Do you want me to explain it to you? Do you wish for me to draw charts and pictures? Or the third option which is a mixture of using cherries, pillows, hands, toys, and other stuff."

Tsuna gapped at his friend and he was stunned. Gokudera decided to start talking in mathematic terms, noticed the blank stare, and switched to doing charts and pictures.

'I'm more confused than before.' Tsuna mentally thought as Gokudera walked away and he sighed in relief for maybe his friend has given up all hope.

"I have cherries, Juudaime." Gokudera said cheerfully as he walked into the living room. "The point is to tie these two cherry stems together inside your mouth. Please watch and then you try."

Tsuna watched in amazement as Gokudera did that within seconds and he decided to give it a try, but failed and almost choked on the cherry's.

"It is okay, Juudaime. Being able to tie two cherry stems together is overrated." Gokudera stated bluntly and Tsuna gave him a weak smile. "Okay now cup your hand, press it to your lips, and kiss it."

'Is this how most people practice kissing?' Tsuna wondered to himself and he felt silly kissing his own hand. After a few minutes Gokudera decided to say his next idea.

"Okay, Juudaime. When you get home make sure to grab a pillow, kiss it on the center, and that should help since it is soft." Gokudera commented calmly and then looked at him. "On the way home you could buy a Barbie doll or a Ken doll whichever you want to use to kiss. Or you could buy both a Barbie doll and a Ken doll. Or you could buy a troll doll. Or a stuffed animal."

Tsuna stared at him, he was speechless, and confused. Gokudera was starting to get worried and he glanced briefly at his boss before looking away.

"If all else fails….You could use me and we would both have plastic wrap on our lips." Gokudera muttered quietly and his cheeks were burning in embarrassment at even suggesting it, but he wanted to help him and his Boss won't tell him the person/persons that said 'Tsuna, Would be a lousy kisser'. "I would be like a life size doll doing nothing. Sorry if the idea offends you, Juudaime. You can forget the suggestion and I can just beat the hell out of anyone who says you would be a lousy kisser. So which one, Juudaime?"

Tsuna fell backwards, he hit his head on the carpet, and passed out.

"Juudaime, Juudaime. Are you okay?" Gokudera asked in a worried voice and he checked Tsuna's pulse for he received no response. "Okay, He is still alive. I wonder why he fell?"

Gokudera placed a pillow under Tsuna's head and tried to figure out why his Boss had fell backwards.

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