AN: Yes I do realize that Naruto is acting OOC. I KNOW. I decided to go outside and make him not act like the charming idiot that he is :) I like him both ways but in this one he is acting more like a normal Joe, plus this is my fanfiction and I'll write how I want. Oh! And I do realize that SasuxSaku was OOC as well. That I will apologize for cause I rarely read SasuxSaku stories… I couldn't really capture the broody boy and his cotton candy girlfriend… Haha… Anyway, here's chapter five.
Naruto .
After school had ended, I rode home and prepared myself to talk to Kat. While on the freeway, I though about what Artie had said. Don't get me wrong, Glee club sounded like a great way to express myself… But I did not want to commit social suicide just yet. Its sounds superficial but I think I need to adjust to the school. I mean a lot happened on my first day. It sounded like something I would do but I guess I'd have to see before. What would you do? I'm kind of conflicted. Popular with football, cause honestly that comes with being an athlete. Or be real with music and Glee Club?
…I think I'll go for football for now, but maybe later…One never knows, right?
Anyway, ignore the internal war I was just fighting.
When I got off the Kawasaki, she had pulled up into the driveway. She turned the engine off and grabbed her stuff from the backseat.
"Hey Kat, remember I need to talk to you."
She looked at me and nodded.
"Of coarse. Let me just drag my books in and we'll talk."
She and I walked inside the house and she chucked her things into her room.
"Okay what so you want to talk about?"
"So I saw football signups and-."
"No."
"Why not? I mean its not like I'll go all ballistic once I'm on the team, if I even get on the team."
She sighed. "Maybe Naruto, but why?'
"You know I love to be active, and I like football as much as music and dance. Plus today I met a really nice football player, he seemed really normal."
"Which one and how?"
I snickered at her wide eyes. "Well you know that guy who pulled me off of that Dave guy?"
"Finn?"
"Yeah, that's his name. He even asked me to try out for the team."
She fell into dream land. "Mmm… He's cute…"
I smirked and ruffled her hair. "Kat, is there something you need to tell me?"
"Pfff… No… Don't need to say anything."
Kat then composed herself and looked unsure… but then gave in to my charm.
"Fine then, if that's what you want then do it by all means. Just don't go crazy, because if you do… I will kick you ass."
"Oh No! How ever will I fight little old Katarina off? Will she beat me with her camera? Or even worse, flail her small girl limbs at me!" The sarcasm dripped off my mouth and she started to chase me around the house.
"Come back here you prick! Ah! That was the vase, stupid! No don't lock the door! You coward, get back out here and fight me like a man!" While she was trying to kill me, Tsunade walked in.
"Kat?"
"Mom?"
"Why is my vase sliced in half?"
"Uh… I'm trying to kill Naruto."
She waved her off nonchalantly and slumped into the kitchen.
"Okay. Have fun… Where's the sake?"
The Next Day… After SchoolMr. Schue P.O.V.
I practically ran to the sheet after getting out of my last Spanish class. Only five names were written down.
Kurt Hummel Tina Cohen-Chang Mercedes Jones Rachel BerryWheels Artie Abrams
My mood drooped slightly and I opened the door to the auditorium with less vigor than planned.
I sat down on a soft red chair and called the first name.
"Kurt Hummel?"
A small, pale boy waltzed onto the stage and stared nonchalantly toward the place where I was standing.
"Hello Mr. Schue. I'm going to be singing a rendition of Mr. Cellophane from the musical, Chicago. I'm only giving you a taste of the talent of Kurt Hummel."
Alright… He seems confident in his ability. Lets see if he lives up to the expectation.
Mister Cellophane – Cast of "Chicago"If someone stood up in a crowd
And raised his voice up way out loud
And waved his arm
And shook his leg
You'd notice him
If someone in a movie show
Yelled "fire in the second row,
This whole place is a powder keg!"
You'd notice him
And even without clucking like a hen
Everyone gets noticed, now and then,
Unless, of course, that personage should be
Invisible, inconsequential me
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister Cellophane
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister Cellophane
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
Suppose you was a little cat
Residin' in a person's flat
Who fed you fish and scratched your ears
You'd notice him
Suppose you was a woman wed
And sleepin' in a double bed beside one man for seven years
You'd notice him
A human being's made of more than air
With all that bulk, you're bound to see him there
Unless that human bein' next to you
Is unimpressive, undistinquished
You know who
Should have been my name
Mister Cellophane
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
I tell ya
Cellophane
Mister Cellophane
Should have been my name
Mister Cellophane
Cause you can look right through me
Walk right by me
And never know I'm there
Never even know I'm there!
That was exceptional, defiantly could use some work, but great none the less… Wow…
Without hesitation, I yelled from across the auditorium.
"You're in!"
He smiled wide and pranced off the stage with happiness.
After he closed the doors, I called up the next name scrawled down on the list.
"Tina Cohen-Chang?"
An asian teen walked in and placed herself in the middle of the stage.
"H-hello, I'll b-be s-s-singing I K-kissed a G-girl."
A stutter? This is new. Not to be judgmental, but never have I seen or heard a stuttering singer. Anyway, the music started and words just flew out.
I Kissed a Girl – Katy PerryThis was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught my attention.
I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it (I liked it).
No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter.
You're my experimental game, just human nature.
It's not what good girls do, not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused, hard to obey.
I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it (I liked it).
Us girls we are so magical,
Soft skin, red lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist, so touchable.
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.
I kissed a girl and I liked it,
the taste of her cherry chapstick.
I kissed a girl just to try it,
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
Don't mean I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a girl and I liked it (I liked it).
She actually had a beautiful voice. It was soft and reserved but strong and powerful at the same time. Good.
"W-well?"
"You're in!"
Tina nodded enthusiastically and walked out the doors.
Alright. Next name.
"Mercedes Jones? Are you here?"
An African-American girl strutted onto the stage, acting as if she owned the place.
"I'm Mercedes and I will be singing Respect by Aretha Franklin."
She defiantly had some sass. "Well, take it away then!"
Respect – Aretha Franklin(oo) What you want
(oo) Baby, I got
(oo) What you need
(oo) Do you know I got it?
(oo) All I'm askin'
(oo) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)
Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home
(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)
I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone
Ain't gonna do you wrong (oo) 'cause I don't wanna (oo)
All I'm askin' (oo)
Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)
Baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)
I'm about to give you all of my money
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my profits
When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When you get home (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)
Ooo, your kisses (oo)
Sweeter than honey (oo)
And guess what? (oo)
So is my money (oo)
All I want you to do (oo) for me
Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re ,re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)
Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit)
When you get home, now (just a little bit)
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take care, TCB
Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
Whoa, babe (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)
I get tired (just a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)
You're runnin' out of foolin' (just a little bit)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)
(re, re, re, re) 'spect
When you come home (re, re, re ,re)
Or you might walk in (respect, just a little bit)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)
"Amazing! You're in, for sure."
She smiled and nodded.
I cleared my throat and started to call the next name.
"Rachel Be-"
"Here I am. Ready to blow you away. Prepare for the best performance of your life!"
END.
AN: Yup. I'm the worst. I really did cut this short. I'm stuck in a terrible writers block funk and have been spending my fanfiction time in the Victorious fandom! Le Gasp! I know… But hopefully I'll get better soon and this story will be better than ever!
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free – The meaning of this crossover is simply for a guilty pleasure of mine that I decided to put up for people to read if they please. I'm a new writer and simply love both Glee and Naruto. This is the love child of my screwed up mind :) And yes Naruto is way OOC, but this is fanfiction and I'll write him how I see him being. Don't get me wrong… I love stupid, innocent Naruto… but I'm trying to work with a more likeable person. Though, you CC defiantly got me thinking. My mind is open to everything, thank you for giving me a better, more realistic perspective.
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IM SOOOOOOOOO SORRY!… I need more self-discipline