A/N- No, sadly, I do not own The Hunger Games, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, The Flock (otherwise known as Max. Ride), or my friend, Tootles (although that would be so. Much. Fun.). But I own the dialogue. So if you do choose to include this in something, then put me in the disclaimer. I've always wanted to be in one of those. *looks wistfully into distance*
Okay, then, Enjoy! (Or hate, whatever. Just know that I'll hate you too)
Katniss: Peeta, I just can't choose you...
Gale: YES! In your FACE!
Katniss: HOLY PICKLES! How on earth did YOU get in here? Aren't you supposed to be taking that elevator down to the mines, or whatever I said in CF?
Peeta: *on the verge of an emotional breakdown* Wh-wh-why Katniss? Why can't you choose m-m-ME? I wrote that amazing POEM for you!
Haymitch: Peeta, that poem was awful.
Finnick: How would YOU know, Haymitch? You were standing there singing Amy Winehouse.
Katniss: FINNICK? How did you get in here?
Haymitch: *dreamily* 'If they try to make me go to rehab, I say, no, no, no'
Gale: Katniss! Choose ME!
Katniss: umm...
Peeta: N-n-NO! Choose me!
Finnick: NO! CHOOSE ME!
*everyone stares. Finnick slowly backs away.*
Percy Jackson: No! Pick ME!
Gale: Who the heck are you?
Percy: I'm Percy Jackson, son of Poseidon. I thought you knew that!
Katniss: Not really...
Percy: Where am I, then?
President Snow: You're about to be whisked away to the Hunger Games. Let the 76th Hunger Games begin!
*everyone screams except Percy*
Percy: *shouts into shadows* Oh, great. NICO! You sent me to Narnia again!
Nico: Well SO-RRY! I was only sending my dad a father's day tie! I was trying to think of a way to find flame-resistant ties!
*Percy groans and stomps off stage. everyone stands there for a minute, till Gale says,*
Gale: PICK ME!
Peeta: NO, ME!
Haymitch: 'Guess I've gone blind, but when I come back, I'll say no, no, no!'
Gale: ME!
Peeta: ME!
Gale: ME!
Peeta: ME!
Me: Katniss!
Katniss: Oh, great. Who are you?
Me: I am president Snow-rabi. I bring news from Aymitch, Charniss, and the immortal janitors.
Katniss: Umm...
Me: Choose Gale.
Gale: HA! HA HA ON YOU, PEETA!
*Peeta runs away, crying*
Me: And next time, order the shrimp
Katniss: Whaaaat?
A Voice In The Distance: No, WAIT! Choose ME!
*Harry Potter apparates in front of Katniss*
Katniss: Whoa! What? Are you magic? I luuuuuuurve magic.
Gale: Wait. You already chose me! No refunds!
Katniss: But...but...
Me: But Harry, I thought you were being stalked by Tootles.
Harry: Don't speak of that girl!
Tootles.: There you are, Harry!
Harry: Oh, tofu. *runs off*
Me: Hey, Tootles.
Tootles: Oh, hey Sarabi. Did you do the french homework?
Me: Oui. Je vais au Panem en hovercraft.
Tootles: Kay. See you Monday.
Me: Bye.
*Tootles runs off*
Gale: You know her?
Me: Yeah.
Gale: Whoa! I can learn stalking skills from her! I can stalk Katniss better now! *runs off*
Katniss: WHAT?
Me: Well, see ya, K. And so dreadfully sorry about your loss. *poofs away into thin hair*
Katniss: WHAT? *sees Fang off in the distance* OMG, it's Fang! Hey Fang!
*Flock turns around to see Katniss bobbing through the crowd*
Max: Is that…is that…Lissa?
Fang: Uh…no…hey, look! Cookies! *Flock flies away*
Katniss: Aw, he's gone. Now what should I do?
FIVE MINUTES LATER…
Katniss: 'Why yes, Mr. Rock! Surely I'll marry you! Let us honeymoon in Vegas! Whoo!' Wow, I sure am good at soap operas! *falls through trap door into an abyss*
THE END